Besides Valentines day. April fools is a total bitch. last period a classmate dumped red slime all over me. This was a new shirt. Its gonna be payback time real soon.
Kat: Leo i have bad news.
Me: What is it sis?
Kat: The dog, we have to put him down.
Me: WHAT? WHY?
Kat: April Fools!
Me: Stop, just please stop. I had enough.
Kat: *Giggle* Sorry brother.
Me: EDO!
Ed: Hey Leo, its April Fools day.
Me: That's right.
Ed: Guess what?
Me: What.
Ed: I hate you.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA You can't fool me.
Al pops out of nowhere and glomps Edward.
Ed: Al, get off me please.
Al: Sorry.
Me: Does Al hug you like that everyday?
Ed: Yes. Why does he do it?
Kat: Because he loves you, and your his big brother.
Ed: Im thirsty. I want juice.
Me: Here let me get you some.
Al: let me get it.
Me: Are you sure Alphonse?
Al: Yes.
Kat: Awwwww isn't that cute. Edward is so lucky to have a little brother like Al.
Me: And Al has a big brother hat protects him. Its really that special bond that...*SPLASH*
And before you knew it, Edward was drenched in milk.
Al: APRIL FOOLS!
Me: ALPHONSE!
Ed whimpers and runs to the bathroom crying.
Me: Kat go in the bathroom and clean up Ed, I gotta talk with Al for a second.
Al: *Giggles*
Me: Listen Alphonse, i know it April Fools day and i know its funny to make jokes, but some jokes can be funny and some jokes can really hurt people. What you just did to Edward was totally unacceptable.
Al: Its funny.
Me: No its not funny. You know that Edward doesn't like milk
Al: Yeah i know. Al said with disappointment.
Me: Here comes your brother. Now apologize.
Al walks up to a soakin wet big brother.
Al: Brother, Im sorry.
Edward just stares at Al. Ed pushes Al. Al lands on his bottom
Al: Brother?
*Al cries*
Kat: Ed!
Edward takes his baby brother by the hand and helps him up.
Ed:...Sorry for pushing you.
Al:... *Sniff* Sorry for spilling milk all over you.
Me: Al, Your the sweetest kid i've ever met. You know you're better than this.
Kat: Go outside Ed, the sun will dry you off.
Me: Al, there's something different about you. you look alot older when i first met you. You were chubby, now you look grown up. Time sure flies when you watch someone develop. You almost look taller than your brother. He didn't mean to push you, he didn't like what you did.
Kat: He still loves you Al.
Me: Go play with your brother outside. Ok?
Al: Ok.
Me: Give me hug.
*Hug*
Al runs outside where Ed is swinging on the swing.
Kat: They grow up so fast.
Me: Heh, ain't that the truth...Truth. I never heard that word in a looong time.