Chapter 21: Cat fight
Last time: "Oh Rin and Shippo are okay." Sango and Miroku said together. "and they have…have….WHHAHHTTTT?!!!!"
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"Baka!"
(Smash!)
"Baka!"
(Wham!)
Sango's Boomerang made contact with Inuyasha's skull sending him to the ground. She huffed and stared at the ground. She could just see two intoxicated children running around the palace and grimaced. What poor Sango didn't know was what the children were planning. Miroku poked Inuyasha's fallen form with his staff and said, "Well my half-hanyou friend…do tell us what is happening since you obviously know that Shippo and Rin have this Sake…." Inuyasha twitched on the ground thinking 'Damn him…Damn her….how the hell am I supposed to move when Sango just bloody knocked me to the ground?' Maybe he should've kept his mouth shut.
"How dare you knock Inuyasha to the ground!" Kikyo said fuming.
"Oh it's YOU. Why don't you do all of us a favor and cross-over and re- drop dead?" Sango said. Damn but the dead Miko was aggravating. And when Sango had specifically told her to stay put. Sango bit her lip thinking that Inuyasha needed a new hobby, like picking up live females….sheesh you'd think a male would learn….wait-a-second….
(Grope, Grope)
"KYYAAA!!! Hentai!!!" Sango screeched at him, knocking him out right next to Inuyasha's fallen form.
"I suppose you shall now say that men never learn right?" Kikyo said in a bored tone watching Miroku and Inuyasha both twitching on the ground.
"Who died and ever thought it was a good idea to make you a Miko?! They must've been mad! You'd be better off a demoness!" Sango said heatedly.
"I wouldn't be talking Demon-lover!" Kikyo hissed. "You travel with Demons and yet your real job is to kill them…you are a disgrace to humanity!"
"Disgrace!?" Sango said glaring at her. "You fucked the enemy! And still say you love that baka on the ground!" Sango said pointing at Inuyasha.
"Ha!" Kikyo said.
"Ha what?!" Sango said angrily.
(A/N: cat fight!)
"You should've killed Inuyasha when you had the chance!" Kikyo said.
"What in the bloody hell are you talking about? You want me to kill your beloved?" Sango said lowering her boomerang.
"He's a demon!" Kikyo said.
"You love him!" Sango said.
"Kagome loves HIM…I only would've loved him if he turned into a human!" Kikyo said.
"She does not love him! She loves Sesshomaru! I know it!" Sango said.
"A Miko cannot love a demon! It's unethical!" Kikyo said.
"Who are you to talk about ethics dead girl! You betray your own kind and live off of Kagome's soul!" Sango said balling her hands into fists.
"You pathetic insignificant little….." Kikyo began.
"You wouldn't dare!" Sango said, cutting Kikyo off.
"You bitch!" Kikyo said.
"Who you calling a bitch...you whore!" Sango said rolling her eyes.
"Kagome is that vile word!" Kikyo said.
"No she is not!" Sango said.
"She'll give herself to Sesshomaru! Not only her enemy but a demon as well! It is forbidden! Unlawful and she's pathetic!" Kikyo yelled.
"Who in the seven hells are you calling pathetic zombie girl?!!!!" Sango yelled back.
"Wait till I get my hands on your dead body! I'll shake the life out of you and then you can join your family in…" Kikyo said.
"Kyaaa!!!" Sango lunged at her and grabbed her by the neck. "The life out of me?!" Sango said. "Oh no! you did NOT just say that! Don't you bring my dead and massacred village into this! Your lover or ex-lover killed my village people and you…..Argh! Why do I even bother touching your filthy body!" and Sango dropped her like she was Naraku's poison miasma.
Miroku and Inuyasha slowly got up to hear Sango and Kikyo yelling at each other. Well wasn't this interesting? Looks like they'd been forgotten at least for a while.
"Popcorn?" Inuyasha asked Miroku.
-With Kagome and the devious children- (Rin's room)
Well she supposed that drinking it wouldn't do any harm. 'And then after that I'll go after Sesshomaru and see what he's up to….' She thought lifting the liquid up to her lips after all her throat was a bit parched. Kagome took the glass and then drank it. She handed the glass back to Rin and then said, "Hmm…the water tasted kinda funny…was it fresh?" Kagome looked at Rin and her vision started to become a bit foggy. "Rin?" Kagome said in a slurry voice.
"Hai Okaa-san?" Rin frowned. Did they do a bad thing? Okaa-san didn't look too good but Shippo said that it would make Kagome…..but her thoughts were cut off by a very happy and giddy voice.
"I feel so much better! Why I feel so good that I could dance and sing! No! I think I'll go find me some fun!" Kagome sang and bolted out the door.
'……………….'
Shippo looked at Rin and both followed Kagome silently, hoping that what they did wasn't a bad thing……
(A/N: does anyone know how long the effects of Sake last if someone drank too much?)
-With Sango and Kikyo- (outside the palace walls)
"Filthy body?!" Kikyo said. "You need to sort out your priorities Taijiya!"
'……………….'
"Hey monk? Should we like intervene?" Inuyasha asked watching the girls like it was a tennis match.
"No. Not unless they decide to get violent." Miroku said.
"Who died and made you the boss?! Your woman just attacked my woman! What in the bloody hell do you mean IF? Inuyasha hissed. "I'm intervening whether you like it or not! Kikyo might get hurt!"
'……………………'
Inuyasha walked towards them and Miroku just shook his head.
Baka…..
(Clang!)
and Inuyasha's head met Miroku's staff……
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