This parody is by lovethatignites to 'Yellow Flicker Beat' by Lorde. Enjoy the weird!
I'm a daniel, came from my mom, her name is Buddtine
And the peers who mock my body know I have no ween
My dad up and ricked, my siblings called the cops
I baked my mom's jeans, the house is not in her name but Rob's
I ride through town, on Sheila my bike
And my bunchy pants are dope, I love it when I'm high
And the cops just stole my weed
But they can never reach me
No one's as high as me I surpass the tops of trees
I'm really gro-oss! I don't shower
I'm allergic to soap
Em used to kiss my cheek, now she's throwin' up
I'm on a plane
And this is the - sound of the pilot kicking me out in the air
Dad ricked the car
Got out in traffic
Anything to escape me, a dickless dick
I'm pregnant now
And this is me - trying to break the news congrats, Francisco
I'm filled with fear when the cops drive by
And the rash creeps up my knee back in double time
And nobody talks to me
Even though I'm the lighthouse
Everybody's banned me, even Florida jail
But I've got twenty feet of dankle stench and I'm securing Annette and I'm pedalin' over to Emma's kitchen window
I dated Janis! That was the start
Of restraining orders
And Francisco placing a Dankle Ban
I'm illegal, I guess I'll go
Cruise in the Childrenmobile looking for some kids
I am a perv, so now it's all clear
I never was cool, I was just a mere
Hu-not-man, who judges girls
For being themselves and living happy fulfilling lives
And I am a
Useless douche who was just expelled from high school
And I'm in an
Airport containment unit nit nit nit
(Buddtine humming outro)
As Daniel thinks he's Buddhist (even thought his family's Catholic and he honestly has no idea what it means to be Buddhist), Christine + Buddha = Buddtine.
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