The Orchid and Blister show
"WELCOMETOTHEORCHIDANDBLISTERSHOW!" Orchid said a bit fast, and Blister looked at her. "I'm Orchid and that's Blister, and we are your hosts!"
"Today we're interviewing," Blister said and sighed. "Oasis, Sunny, Queen Thorn, and Smolder. " The three SandWings walked on stage, and sat in the four chairs diagonal from Orchid and Blister. Blister frowned at her mother.
"Are first question is-" Orchid started to say, but Oasis interrupted her.
"Soooo, I didn't know you worked here Blisty." She said.
"DONTCALLMETHAY!" Blister cried.
"Awwwww!" Orchid said, and Blister snarled at her. "It sounds soooo cute!"
"ON WITH THE QUESTIONS ORCHID." Blister told her.
"Finefinefine." Orchid said. "Sunny, what is it like to know you're half NightWing, and your father is a amthis dragon?"
"It's kinda cool." Sunny said.
"Oasis, you killed Smolder's first love. Why'd you do it?" Orchid asked. Smolder turned pale.
"YOU TOLD ME SHE RAN AWAY!" He cried.
"Well. I didn't want to be challenged."
Oasis said. "Also. It was fun." Smolder managed to look even more pale.
"Smolder, when did you first have a crush on Sunny?" Orchid asked, and Sunny shifted uneasily in her chair.
"Well, not until after the war." Smolder said.
"Great. Now I have to murder her to." Oasis said.
"Shut up, your dead." Sunny said, and Oasis snorted.
"Iknewthat." She muttered.
"Aaaannnnyyyyywwwaaaaayyyyssss." Orchid said. "Are you ever going to propose?"
"Welllll." Smolder said, pulling out a ring. "Sunny, will you merry me?" Sunny looked horrified.
"I'm sorry Smolder. No." She said.
"WHY?" He cried.
"DUDE!" Sunny said. "Your like, twenty eight! And I'm only SIX!" She ran off stage with misty eyes.
"Wait! Sunny!" Smolder cried, running after her. Their was a painful pause.
"That was... Interesting." Blister said. "Sooooo. Thorn. Your reaction?"
"Wooooow." Thorn said. "I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS TWENTY TWO YEARS OLDER THAN MY DAUGHTER!"
"Oasis, your reaction?" Orchid asked.
"Well. He picked a feisty one, didn't he." She said and Thorn growled.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!" She challenged.
"Oh, just because of a stone, doesn't mean your special." Oasis said.
"AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE KILLED BY SCAVENGERS!" Thorn hissed. "And my daughter wasn't counting down the days to kill me! No affiance."
"Oh, I actually was. So. None taken." Blister said.
"YOUUNGRATEFULYLIZARD!" Oasis screamed.
"I KNEW IT!" Blister cried. "I KNEW BURN WAS YOUR FAVORITE!" Oasis growled.
"Oh I wonder why." She said.
"I WOULD HAVE BEEN QUEEN IF YOU WEREN'T KILLED BY SCAVENGERS! I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! Wait. Afterlife is confusing. How are we here if we're dead?" Blister said and Oasis shrugged.
"I just go along with it."
"Sooooo," Orchid said. "Why do you hate Blaze Oasis?"
"Because she's a dizzy idiot who would have been dead if she actually fought during the war." Oasis said.
(Blaze, at home watching.)
"..." Blaze said with a horrified expression.
(Back at the station)
"Wow. Kinda harsh." Orchid said.
"ITS TRUE!" Oasis said.
"Do you have any siblings?" Orchid asked Thorn.
"Ummmmm." She said, thinking. "I don't think so."
"Would you REALLY take a dragon bight viper bight for Sunny Thorn?" Blister asked.
"Yeah, but I prefer not to though." Thorn said. "I'm thankful I didn't lose her that day."
"Well, me and Burn died that day." Blister said.
"You and Burn are evil." Thorn said.
"Your right about that." Blister said with a wink.
"How did you die Oasis?" Orchid asked.
"By scavengers you idiot!" Oasis said.
"HEY!" Blister cried. "I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL HER A IDIOT!"
"That's it for tonight folks! Join us next time for queen Glacier and Blaze!" Orchid said.
********after the filming.***********
"I'm sorry if we messed the show up." Smolder told Orchid as she poured he mocha into her cup.
"You didn't. If anyone ruined it, it would be Blister when we interviewed Peril." Orchid said.
"Smolder?" Asked a voice behind them. They both turned to see a pale yellow SandWing. "Is it really you?"
"Palm?" Smolder asked, running up to her. "BUT YOUR DEAD!"
"Afterlife is confusing." She said, hugging him.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww!" Orchid said, and saw her phone vibrate on the counter. She picked it up.
"What is it Mangrove?" She asked.
"Um. You might want to come home." Mangrove said.
"Why?" She asked cautiously.
"You just need to get back." He said.
"Ok. I'm almost done here. I'll be home in around ten minutes." Orchid said and hung up.
Thanks again for the questions! The next chapter will be on Glacier and Blaze!
