This story is coming to a close in a couple chapters. I'm still not exactly sure how it will end, but even if I did, I wouldn't be telling you.

Disclaimer: Nothing's changed

Bella just sat in the taxi. She didn't ask any questions, she didn't scream, and she didn't wonder anything. She just sat there, bored.

"I'm bored," she complained.

"Are you?" Tom asked.

"Yes," Bella said. "I wanna do something!"

"Oh," Tom said, unprepared. "Well…go to sleep or something."

"I slept most of the flight over here," was Bella's answer. "There's no way I could sleep now. Not even if you hit me on the head." Tom thought about that.

"Nah," he said finally. "She could get amnesia. That wouldn't be good."

"Who are you talking to?" Bella whined.

"Nobody," Tom said sharply. "Just me."

"Talk to me," Bella pouted.

"Oh," said Tom. "Okay. What do you want to talk about?"

"Well, you see, I'm having some boy problems," Bella began eagerly. "Well, I'm in love with Edward, but he left for a long time because he thought it wasn't healthy for me to be in love with a vampire…"

"It's not," Tom Riddle interrupted.

"I'm not finished," Bella scoffed.

"Oh…sorry."

"So while he was gone I started hanging out with Jacob Black. Jacob's really cool. He's like my own personal sun. But then he became a werewolf! Can you believe that? It's like I'm drawn to the supernatural! Well, Edward came back and it turns out that vampires and werewolves are, like, natural enemies. But the problem is that Jacob seems to think I'm in love with him, which I'm not, but he just seems so sure! Then I found out I do love him, but I love Edward more. Do you think I'm making a mistake?" Tom Riddle didn't know what to say.

"Um…what does Eddy think about all this?" Tom asked, improvising.

"He says he'd be happy with whatever I choose, but I'm not sure if he's telling the truth. I mean, if I choose Jacob, Edward will go through a depression that will last until we both die! I mean that because Edward will commit suicide when I die. But if I choose Edward, by friendship with Jacob may go down the drain! And there are doubts with both. I mean, Jacob could imprint and Edward could leave me again. I don't know what to choose! What do I do?"

"Choose the werewolf," Tom said after a while. "I tried the 'love the vampire' thing, and it didn't work."

"But you're bald," Bella pointed out. "And Rosalie probably didn't even love you. But I'm, like, Edward's singer or something. He can't resist me."

"Let me get this straight," Tom said. "You are an annoying teenager that's having a villain decide her future?"

"That's right." Tom didn't like her, so he said,

"Pick the vampire."

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Jacob started to cry as the British guards put the rope around his neck. A Jacob fan from nearby heard his call, and rushed towards the square to save the young werewolf.

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"Say, you don't think we should do anything about Ginny, do you?" Angela asked. "She's just sitting there. It's really creeping me out."

"I know," Edward agreed. "Hey, let's kill her."

"Kill her?" Angela repeated. "Why?"

"I'm thirsty,"

"Well, I'll ask Voldy for a glass of water."

"Okay, if you want. While you're at it, ask for a glass of blood, too. Try to make it from an animal because I'm sort of a vegetarian." Angela just stared at him.

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"Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom!" the boys chorused. They had no idea why they just said that. They looked at each other, shrugged, and decided to go there to look for the Chamber of Secrets.