Don: Yay!! Chapter 21 is finally up!!

Charge: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!♪

Don: How can you be so calm when you're about to lose?

Charge: Lose?!

Don: Yeah, I'm the main character! I always win!

Charge: Oh yeah?! Well I'm the final Wiggin Trainer and I can be tough!

(Charge and Don glare angrily at each other)

Soph: Hey guys? why don't you read the chapter and find out who wins?

Don&Charge: Fine.

Chapter 21: Don vs Charge (for lack of a creative and/or funny name) Part 1

"-ff!" finished Charge.

"Well what do you know," said Don Patch. "It picked up right where we left off."

"So, shall we start this fight or what??"

"Ok. Let's play rock paper scissors to see who goes first."

"Ok." Charge got his hand ready.

"ROCK!!" shouted Don, who summoned a rock to fall on Charge. "PAPER!!" As soon as he lifted the rock off of himself, a bunch of paper airplanes came in and poked him in the eye. "SCISSORS!!" OVER appeared and attacked Charge with his giant pair of scissors. Charge caught them.

"Sneaky," he said. "But not good enough!" He snatched the scissors from OVER, who disappeared for no reason in particular. He aimed the scissors. "Super Fist of the Purple Lightning! Scissor Outlet!"

He threw the scissors at Don, who easily dodged them. But before he could make fun of this seemingly weak attack, the scissors lodged themselves in a giant electrical outlet, causing them to absorb the electricity and launch it in a bolt at Don from behind.

"AWAWAAWAWAWA" he screamed as the electricity shocked him. Somehow, the scream was creating a beam of A's and W's that shot out at Charge. "Fist of the Shining Star, Scream Alphabet!"

As Charge braced himself for impact, Gnomead suddenly came back from the bathroom. "Ahh.. Sweet rel-AHRH!!" Charge had grabbed him and used him as a shield to block the letters. "Super Fist of Purple Lightning: Thunder Gnome Spear!!" he shouted, throwing Gnomead at Don, his pointy hat acting as the tip of a spear.

Don cyclone-kicked Gnomead, who went spiraling off the battlefield. "You're stronger than I thought," he said.

"You're not too bad yourself," replied Charge, "but I've seen bette-HI-YAWW!!"

The "HI-YAWW" came from Don trying to dive at Charge while he was talking, and Charge grabbed his arm and threw him behind.

"Don Patchi Boomerang!" he said, taking the shape of a boomerang and coming back.

"Storm Winds!" shouted Charge, somehow making the wind change direction and blowing Don off course.

"Grr..."

Don was about to say something else when suddenly, Jelly Jiggler appeared out of nowhere and shouted "Look it's a happy tree!"

"Perfect timing!" said Don, bouncing off of Jelly and heading for Charge at lightning speed. "Fist of the Shining Star: Blue Boomer Bounce!"

Charge had no time to react and got slapped by the boomerang, dealing 254 damage.

"Hehe... You shoulda dualed. Cause I'm about to use my SS!" The screen grew dark. "Super Fist of the Purple Lightning: Thunder Missile!"

He fired a missile of pure electricity. However, it completely missed Don and hit Jelly instead, as if it was intentional. Don began to laugh.

"Why me?!" shouted Jelly, as 100,000 volts surged his body, causing him to explode. Jelly pieces flew everywhere, but the majority landed in Don's mouth as he was laughing.

He coughed violently. "OMG what a horrible taste!! It's worse than Bo-bobo's cooking!!" He fell over.

Charge dashed at Don to do some more damage while he's down (neat, alliteration!) but he realized that Don was just a doll. "Wha...?" He looked at a sign the doll was holding. "Don't look behind you...?"

Don abruptly appeared from behind and whacked Charge's head with his Don Patch Sword, producing a cute squeaky sound. Charge silently turned around.

"Ahaha! You think you can hurt me with a puny green onion?!"

"Puny?! Watch this!" He pressed a button on the sword/onion. It retracted, extended, twisted, and transformed into...a crystal ball. "Haha!! Meet my Don Patch Sword Level 2!!"

"What the..that's nothing like a sword! I doubt it can even be used as a weapon!"

"Huh? Oh right, there's one more thing I have to do." He opened it and took the top half off. "That's better. Now feel my wrath!!"

"Uh... It's not even sharp or anything."

"Do I have to be sharp?" said the crystal ball, which really turned out to be Bo-bobo's afro, complete with Bo-bobo himself! "Fine fine, if you wanna be so picky." He changed Animal Crossing style into a tuxedo. "Yeah!! I'm the sharpest ever!!" A blade came out from his arm and sliced Charge. "Feel my sharpness!!"

Charge kneeled down, clutching his shoulder where he got hit. "Hehehe... Big mistake."

"Huh?" said Don and Bo-bobo simultaneously.

Charge began to glow white.

"What? Charge is evolving!" said Don. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun..."

Charge stopped "evolving" and emerged looking like a shocked porcupine.

"Doo doo doo, dododododododoo! Congratulations, your Charge has evolved into...um, what are you?"

"Your DOOM!"

"Well, that's too strong for me, I must be going now," said Bo-bobo, retrieving the top half of his afro and walking off the battlefield, falling into the endless void.

"Noo! My ultra-sharp Don Patch Sword!! Ah whatever, I'll just pick up another one at the dollar store."

"So... Do you like my new form?" said Porcupine-Charge. "It's triggered whenever I get hit by a sharp object, and now I have immunity to sharp objects!"

"That's nice."

"Plus, I can also do this! Spiny Assault!" He turned around and launched the spines on his back at Don. Before he knew it, he had 1,000 spines sticking straight through his body.

"Wha?! But my acupuncture session isn't until next Tuesday!! Now you ruined my plans!"

"Now, needles, burst!"

The needles exploded, shocking Don with 123,498,204 volts of electricity.

"OWCHIES!!!!!!" he shouted. He bent over, catching his breath.

Man, that guy's tough! thought Don. It's already the end of the chapter and I still haven't defeated him! I'll have to use the time between this chapter and the next to come up with a good strategy!

Will Don Patch be able to defeat Charge's new form? Will he actually use the time between episodes to come up with a plan or will he end up playing mindless MMORPG's all day? Will Jelly ever pull himself together? Stay tuned to find out!

Don: WHAT?! It's over already?!

Charge: Now we'll never get to find out who won!

Soph: Be patient! It's the "final" fight so it has to take longer!

Don: Why was "final" in quotation marks?

Soph: Uh... That's not important.

Don: Come on! Tell me!!!

Soph: Oh look, 10:21, I'm out of time! See you later!