OMAKE THEATRE PART 1: FAN FICTION FUN
He was so hot. His white shirt was now see-through because of all the sweat. What of his darling angel, you ask. Well she has the nerve to go into the bathroom to take a nice cool dip in the tub, not even inviting him. He slowly sat up and walked his way over to the bathroom door. He knocked softly a couple of times before a heavenly voice answered him.
"What is it that you want Naruto-kun?"
"I'm going down to the pool Hinata-chan so don't wait up for me"
"Hai…demo be back soon?"
"I won't be gone long…I just need something to cool me off"
"Ok Naruto-kun"
She sighed as she heard the door close. What she would not do for this day to be freezing so she could cuddle up to him for warmth. Enjoying the cool water for a moment's time, she stood up and walked out. Drying herself off before she slipped into white shorts and a pink tank, she made her way to the bed and bent over to get something. After searching for a minute, she pulled out a laptop that she had gotten from her otou-san for her birthday. Pulling up her favorite website she thought why not share this with the rest of her friends. She walked out their room to Sakura's room and knocked. She saw that Sasuke had answered instead.
"What do you want?"
"Ano…Sasuke-san, I was wondering if I could speak to Sakura-chan"
She noted that his eyes shifted before answering.
"Iie…she's not here"
A loud scream was heard before Sasuke came crashing down, his face tasting the carpet.
"Hello Hinata-chan…don't just stand there, come in come in"
Hinata took that offer carefully stepping over the Uchiha who seemed to enjoy the flavor of carpet. He got up slowly and slammed the door; taking his anger and frustration out on the poor door. He walked over to the two girls and sat down beside Hinata while taking occasional glances to glare at the pink haired kunoichi.
"So Hinata-chan…what brings you here and why isn't Naruto here with you?"
"Naruto-kun, he went to the pool"
"Baka Dobe, doesn't he know that the pool is scorching hot even if it's indoor"
Soon a whiz of blonde hair came into view as it tackled Hinata to the ground. She looked up once her eyesight was clear to see Naruto yelling.
"OH HINATA-CHAN! THE WATER BURNT MY TOE!"
"Daijoubu Naruto-kun…I'm sure it will be alright…"
"Dobe…"
"Teme!"
"Baka"
"Gaki"
"Subeta"
"SHUT UP"
Everyone who was in the room looked over to see a group of irritated faces. They all smiled sheepishly at the group as they walked in. Ino and Temari sat at the desk, Shino, Kiba, and Shikamaru sat at the small table, Gaara and Kankuro sat on the bed while Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, and Sakura sat on the floor in front of the television. Chouji and Lee sat on the other side of the bed and Neji and Ten-Ten quietly sat on the floor across from the four. Hinata coughed and their gazes landed on her in turn she blushed and began to speak in her shy timid voice.
"Ano…I'm glad you're all here because I have something that will keep us busy from the heat"
"What the hell are you talking about"-Neji
"Neji-nii-san…fuck up!"-Hinata
Everyone's eyes widened from shock. Who knew that the Hyuga girl had such a foul mouth?
"Well since I'm sure I won't be interrupted. The thing is a site called fan fiction and so basically that's it…so who wants to read the first one?"
"I DO HINATA-CHAN! MEEEE!"
"Un…sure you can read the first one Naruto-kun"
Naruto slowly took the laptop and began:
She sat on a stone bench waiting…he was never this late! She sighed for the umpteenth time this day and stood up. She was about a foot away before a figure emerged calling her name.
"SAKURA-CHAN! MATTE ONEGAI!"
She turned around to see brown hair and deep blue eyes. She smiled so he had decided to show after all this time.
"Aika-kun! I was waiting for you and you wouldn't show!"
"Gomen nasai Sakura-chan…it's just that I was busy you know"
She smiled again…Aika is her boyfriend; he was everything a girl could want in a man. He knew how to make her laugh, when she needs comfort, and gives the best kisses! She looked at him again and noticed that his eyebrows furrowed.
"Ano…Is everything all right?"
"Sakura-chan…I can't go out with you anymore"
Her eyes widened when he said that. She knew why! She did not have to ask. It was the same with all her boyfriends! That dirty cock-sucking prick had to do with it, she was sure! Ever since he came back to Konoha, she could only have a boyfriend for a week before they break it off! She ran to the Uchiha compound ignoring Aika's calls to come back. She was extremely pissed off, so pissed that she broke down his door and ran inside. Sasuke was enjoying his nice fire when she came in. he looked at the flushed female and then at his door. He strolled his way over to the door and examined it. He sighed knowing that it would cost a lot to repair. Finally landing his gaze on Sakura, he smirked.
"So…How's the boyfriend of the week?"
She glared at him with the upmost hate. She so wanted to wipe that smirk off his face!
"Well you should know Sasuke…after all I bet you scare them off"
"Iie…they dump you because you're not in their league"
She tackled him down to the ground and when she did; her skirt flew up showing a lacy red thong.
"Hmm…planning to lose your virginity to the boyfriend of the week were you?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Your lacy red thong…it's sexy"
Sasuke smirked…but of course, he would say that. He is the Uchiha Sasuke. Naruto continued on the story and went straight into the next one.
"STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Why would we do such a thing…?"
She tried running away but they kept following her. What does Gaara and Kankuro want from her? She is just an innocent girl who dreams of waking up in Sasuke's arms. Oh, fuck it…as if that would ever happen but still! She ran into her room only to see the two sand shinobi there waiting for her. They trapped her against her wall and smirked. She was so fucking scared!
"So tell me something…"
Gaara was toying with her pink locks and then continued to speak.
"Does Uchiha ever fuck you?"
Naruto soon regretted reading…because some x-rated stuff happened with Sakura, Kankuro, and Gaara. Everyone then looked at Sasuke who had Mangekyou Sharingan activated staring directly at the two sand brothers. He stood up and slowly walked over in front of them. He looked at them and smirked. You know, one of those sick twisted smirks…yeah that kind. He was mocking them…well mocking the story at least when he said those next words.
"Does Uchiha ever fuck you...I don't know, why don't you ask? Never mind you won't get the chance!"
Sasuke grabbed them both by their shirts and threw them out the window. Everyone looked at them with their eyes widened. Well they certainly knew never to provoke any Uchiha ever again.
WELL…THAT IS PART 1 AND PART 2 WILL BE THE NARUTO HINATA AND NEJI PART! IN ADDITION, FOR THE REGULAR STORY WE MEET ITACHI'S GIRLFRIEND! WOOOOOOOOOOO! SO REVIEW PLEASE…IT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY AND SORRY FOR SUCH A LONG TIME TO UPDATE IT! IN ADDITION, THE FIRST STORY IS LIKE A SNEAK PEAK OF A STORY I AM WORKING ON!