Angry letters to writers

by RJStephenson

Characters we love and cherish in HP universe are getting frustrated by certain ways they were being portrayed. So, they decided to send the Fanfiction writers a letter to set things straight. Inspiration comes from writers who wrote same things, but never copied them word to word.

21. Chapter 21: Argus Filch

Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 21: Argus Filch

Dear Fanfiction writers

I ought to hang you idiots by your thumb with a chain! How dare you portray me as an insufferable creepy cranky man!

I do not sleep with Mrs Norris! She is my familiar. And no, Mrs Norris is not the name of women who abandoned me.

Also another thing. I spat out my drink when I read about me joining and assisting You-Know-Who. I'm a Squib. What purebloods think of as less than a scum. If You-Know-Who ever gets in control of Hogwarts, I am in top of the kill list. I am one of those "things" Death Eaters wants to exterminate.

Lastly, I have never met anyone named Figg. Who is she? Is she a Squib? If she's a Squib and if you are assuming I might know her just because she's a Squib, I am even more insulted. How dare you! Do all you stupid wizards know each other because you are wizards?

Sincerely Argus Filch

P.S As for people who wonder why I work at school when I can't stand kids, I'm a Squib. How many Wizarding shops out there do you think are willing to hire a Squib?

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