hHey there ladies and gentlemen! PSH! This. Is. COMEDY! Now FRIENDS AND EPIC WARRIORS WHO MADE IT PASS EVERY CRAZINESS OF THIS STORY I WELCOME YOU TO CHAPTER 21! Now below I'll put a review from this story which made me scream, laughed, and planned ahead! Enjoy this chapter!
TailsDoll13 2/10/13 . chapter 20
I CHALLENGE YOU TO...5,000 WORDS!
Deranged Shadow Fangirl
Me: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY FLABBING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Eh. Oh well! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Me: When it comes to problems like this I usual plan ahead! But I'm THE WORLD'S GREATEST PROCRASTINATOR!
"The best part is THAT IT'S TRUE!"
Me: Anyway as the name of the chapter says the topic of this chapter is 'Bronies'! BUT I GOOD NEWS! I requested that fanfiction showed add the the Overlord unto the character list and they DID!
"Really who cares?!"
Me: ME! DURP! Now Overlord won't be left out of all the fun!
"Over obsessed fangirl much?"
Me: This is coming from the guy WHO SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL!
"WELL!"
Me: HA! Anyway...TIME FOR EPISODE AND AFTER EPISODE BLOOPERS!
Episode 4 - Never Trust a Brony
Beat to a CERTAIN SONG THAT YOU MAY KNOW!
Zane: SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYTHING IS WHAT I FEEL WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER!
Sensei: SHUT UP! It is morning! The others are gone because of the BEIBER CONCERT!
Nya: I think there's a bird on the deck!
Zane: May I go and check for I immune to Justin Beiber! (IMMUNE?! HE DIDN'T SAY 'I'M' HE SAID 'I')
End of song!
Falcon: ZANE! HEY HOMEBRO!
Zane: Homebro? WAIT! You're the Falcon! Hey there my feathered, flying, talking, punching, brawling friend! (Captain Falcon anyone?)
Falcon: I have to tell you about the *Dramatic Music starts* GREEN NINJA!
Zane: Wait. I seen that Ninjatube video! With the reduce, reuse, recycle thing right?
Falcon: NO!
Zane: Then I'm screwed.
Falcon: Out of the four of you, one of you possess all the elemental powers, earth, fire, ice, lightning...
Zane: I'm bored.
Falcon: OH WELL! Anyway the Green Ninja is destined to defeat the Dark Lord.
Zane: Rainbow Dash?
Falcon: NO YOU IDIOT! LORD GARMADON!
Zane: Oh. WAIT. Isn't he dead because of his loneliness?
Falcon: NO! He's alive! You make life so difficult!
Zane: WHO LIED TO YOU?!
Falcon: Oh. OH. OH! You think someone told me that?!
Lord Garmadon: FREE ME!
Zane: I'll beat him up!
Falcon: I think you mean 'Fear Me'!
Lord Garmadon: I DON'T CARE! *Smacks Zane*
Zane: FAH! *Spits a tooth out of his mouth* I'll beat the stuffing out of you!
Lord Garmadon: YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?! I'VE BEATEN THE NUCLEUS OUT OF CELLS!
Zane: *Throws shurikens at Lord Garmadon but misses* AW FLAB!
Lord Garmadon: Are you done failing?
Zane: For some reason I don't have enough power.
Lord Garmadon: I guess I'll finish you RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Zane: I'M TELLING!
Green Ninja: HEY YOU IDIOTS! It's my time to shine!
Zane: LUIGI?! (If you played Super Paper Mario you'll know what happened in the final level and chapter 8-4. IT WAS EPIC! PLOT TWIST HAPPENS)
Green Ninja: WHAT?!
Falcon: The Green Ninja is the only person who can defeat the Dark Lord.
Zane: Seems legit.
Lord Garmadon: I know right?! REVEAL YOURSELF LUIGI!
Green Ninja: I'M NOT LUIGI!
Zane: STOP LYING!
Green Ninja: I'M NOT FLABBING LUIGI! I'M THE FLABBING GREEN NINJA!
Lord Garmadon: YEAH RIGHT! Want some mushrooms or a Dimentio?
Green Ninja: I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR BUTT!
Zane: So I'll call Dimentio! WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS FOR 3-246-SUPER DIMENTIO! (The 3 = Chapter 3 Dimentio is a mini boss and 246 He CLAIMS that his powers is multiplied by 246 but it really isn't and Super Dimentio is the final boss of Super Paper Mario. I RECOMMENDED THIS GAME! I'm playing it for the 33rd time!)
Green Ninja: I'M NOT FLABBING LUIGI!
Falcon: Ok. MR.L!
Green Ninja: You... guys... SUCK!
Lord Garmadon: I'M SORRY! You're powers are in another castle!
Zane: NO!
Green Ninja: CAN I FIGHT YOU?! THIS DUDE NEEDS TO WAKE UP IN THE NEXT MINUTE!
Zane: What dude?
Dimentio: YOU!
Zane: I'M A DUDE?!
Everyone: *Sarcasm* NO!
Zane: I'M A HESHE?!
Dimentio: NO YOU FLABBING IDIOT! DAMN! You're as dumb as O'Chunks!
Zane: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
Dimentio: I'M. YOUR. MOM.
Zane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!
Lord Garmadon: Some plot twist.
Green Ninja: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Zane: WAIT! If you're my mother...do you wear bras?
Dimentio: THAT'S RIGHT AND YOU BETTER GET LAID BEFORE YOU'RE 23!
Zane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
End of Zane's LEGIT DREAM
Cole: ZANE! WAKE UP!
Zane: I CAN'T GET LAID BEFORE 23!
Kai: WHAT?!
Jay: Did you read my books again?
Cole and Kai: WHAT?!
Zane: I had a dream...
Cole: That one day you'll be laid AFTER 23? You know that won't happen with Jay around.
Jay: Cole's right. WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIITT!
Kai: We have training to do. What did you dream about anyway?
Zane: The Green Ninja.
Jay, Kai, Cole: WHO?!
Zane: I'll tell you when we get on the deck.
Since Sensei doesn't care about breakfast, the ninja go straight into training!
Sensei: Ok. FOLLOW ME! First stretch of the day! GANGNAM STYLE DANCE!
Jay: So tell us about the Green Ninja!
Cole: Who was it?
Kai: *In the 'MY PRECIOUS' tone* TELL...US! NOW! *Starts spitting*
Sensei: THE FLAB?! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING?!
Cole: We weren't talking!
Sensei: Oh. Ok. Time for dances from THRILLER!
Zane: It started with Nya, Sensei, and me singing Sunshine Lollipops.
Kai: WHAT! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! *Sensei pulls his pants off* HEY!
Sensei: You shouldn't be saying 'HEY' or wearing Hello Kitty underwear!
The other 3: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sensei: First I thought my hearing was going crazy but now I figured out that Kai was taking. YES I'M SMART BABY! So now the 4 OF YOU WILL SHARE IN THE PUNISHMENT!
All of them: WHAT?!
Sensei: If one of you did something wrong then ALL OF YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! Also I'm a troll. Now answer this riddle. If you answer the riddle correctly then the four of you will be free. If you're answer is wrong then you train. UNTIL YOU GET IT!
Zane: But Sensei! That's a troll doing!
Sensei: HEAR ME! What is the best way to defeat your enemy? I'm a troll. NOW START TRAINING! *Leaves deck*
Kai: WAIT! It's the brat!
Jay: Surprise Butt Sex?
Cole: Dimentio?
Zane: FALCON PUNCH!
Sensei: NO! NOW START TRAINING UNTIL YOU NOOBS GET IT!
Cole: Now that's over tell us more of that dream.
Zane: Ok. But the Green Ninja helped me find my mother AND he's a VERY important character!
With Lloyd
Fangtom: So we're fighting the Hypnobrai?
Lloyd: YEAH! SO YEAH! HECK YEAH! FLAB YEAH! YOUR MOTHER YEAH!
Skales: FANGTOM?!
Fangtom: SKALES! HEY HOMEBOY!
Skales: HEY MY SWAGGED OUT FRIEND!
All the Serpents: *GASP* YOU SAY THE HUMAN WORDS?!
Skales: Don't worry! We speak the same language as them anyway!
All the Serpents: True that.
Lloyd: *Whispers to himself* Just walk slowly and...
Skales: I can hypnotize that idiot into thinking he's Lady Gaga!
Lloyd: NO! I THOUGHT YOU HATED EACH OTHER!
Skales: NUH UH! The Constrictai and the Venomari with us get along. BUT THE ANACONDRAI PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH! WE'LL HAVE A SERPENTINE SHORE UP IN HERE! (A parody of Jersey Shore)
Lloyd: *Runs away* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!
Skales: OH WE WILL...
Fangtom: Leave him. I bet he's forever alone.
Back with the Ninja
Zane: With me yelling 'NO'.
Jay, Cole, Kai: DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMN!
Zane: Is there something wrong?
Cole: THAT DREAM WAS JUST...DAQFLAB DID YOU TELL US?!
Kai: I AGREE WITH COLE ON THAT FACT!
Jay: Why would a video game villain be YOUR MOM?!
Zane: I don't understand it either but the Falcon was in the dream talking about the Green Ninja. This ninja possess all the power of all the elements.
Kai: COOL!
Zane: And he also said it's one of us!
Cole: DID YOU SEE WHICH ONE OF US IS THE GREEN NINJA?
Zane: No sadly.
Jay: It must of been me! After all I am EPIC!
Sensei: So I see that you people stopped training? Tell me the answer since you kids want to CHAT! What is the best way to defeat your enemy?
Cole: CAKE!
Zane: CHARMING MAGICIANS!
Kai: DRUGS!
Jay: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!
Sensei: ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG! JAY! That isn't the answer to everything! TRY AGAIN! MORE TRAINING!
Kai: Wait Sensei.
Sensei: What do you want?
Jay: Can you tell us about the Green Ninja?
Sensei: Did you teens go through my stuff again?
Cole: No Sensei. Zane had a legit dream about the Green Ninja.
Sensei: Yeah it's one of you four.
All the Ninja: YES! DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE?
Sensei: NO! GO BACK TO TRAINING! *Leaves deck*
Cole: Well this sucks.
Kai: You don't say?
Jay: Don't worry! We'll find the answer.
Zane: I hope Dimentio can help.
Kai: HE'S NOT REAL!
Cole: This annoys me. We're here training like military men while Lloyd is out there trying to become the next Lil'Wayne!
Kai: I thought he was trying to be like his father!
Jay: HE IS BUT GARMADON'S MESSED UP IN THE HEAD!
Cole: WHILE WE'RE HE TRAINING THE BRONY IS PLAYING!
Zane, Kai, Jay: WHAT?!
With Lloyd
Lloyd: Trying to kill me, rape me, drug me, WHAT'S NEXT! WAIT. *Sees Anacondri Tomb* I'M HERE! *Goes inside* HELLO!
Pythor: HEY THERE YOUNG FELLER!
Lloyd: OH MY FLABBING FLUTTERSHY! ARE YOU DISCORD?!
Pythor: Discord? Oh no no no no my human friend!
Lloyd: Friend? I just met you.
Pythor: But we introduced ourselves! Now I'll tell you my name! My name is Pythor C. Chumsworth!
Lloyd: Are you related to Plankton from Spongebob? OH! Do you work at the Chum Bucket?!
Pythor: NO!
Lloyd: Oh. ANYWAY! My name is Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon!
Pythor: So what do you want to do?
Lloyd: FOLLOW IN MY DAD'S FOOTSTEPS TO BE THE NEXT DARK LORD!
Pythor: May I be your helper?
Lloyd: *GASP* YES!
Back with The Ninja
Jay: I'm tired.
Kai: Of hearing the news?
Zane: I think he means that he wants to sleep Kai. The news keeps on talking about a purple serpent with a little boy.
Cole: That can only mean one thing...
All of them: Lloyd.
Cole: NO FAIR! He got ice cream, candy,...
News Reporter: The purple serpent and the little boy also robbed a bakery and took all the cake.
Cole: THIS. MEANS...
Kai: Cole...
Cole: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKK!
With Lloyd and Pythor
Lloyd: That was EPIC!
Pythor: I know my Master! It was most interesting.
Lloyd: You're the life of the party using your BIG awesome accent.
Pythor: You may be sugar high Lloyd but I understand every word you're saying.
Lloyd: NYAN CAT PARADE.
Pythor: Ok...
Lloyd: Pythor.
Pythor: Yes Lloyd.
Lloyd: I have a secret...
Pythor: And it's...
Lloyd: I'MABRONY!
Pythor: What?
Lloyd: Never mind. You're a good assistant Pythor!
Pythor: You're a great Mastermind Lloyd. *Sees map* Mind if I see that.
Lloyd: Nyan...*Falls asleep*
Pythor: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! *Tries to take map but Lloyd turns over* DARN FLAB IT!
With The Ninja
Jay: Where's Cole?
Kai: He's still on his rage.
Cole: *Yells from the top of the bounty* ELEMENTAL RAGE!
Zane: My fellow brother! It's just cake.
Cole: I'M...GOING...TO...KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT! *Alarm rings*
Kai: FINALLY! We have a mission to go on!
Nya: Hey guys! Hey Jay!
Jay: Hey there! Y'know I have time for you to 'hangout' with me tonight...
Kai: JAY TOUCH HER AND YOU'LL BE NUTLESS!
Cole: Now Kai all you need to do is watch Jay's every move.
Zane: From upstairs to the bathroom!
Kai: NO!
Nya: Lloyd and Pythor are destroying Darkley's School For Bad Boys!
Cole: C'mon boys! Let's show them what we got!
The other 3: YEAH! *Runs back unto the training deck*
Kai: Let's use are weapons that turn into vehicles!
Cole: Um...I'm working on it.
Jay: HOW DID YOU BREAK IT ALREADY?!
Cole: WE JUMP FROM THE BOUNTY AND RISK OUR LIVES BY JUMPING OFF A FLYING SHIP AND YOU ASK 'How did you break it already' YOUR VEHICLE FLIES! THE REST OF US COULD DIE!
Zane: Cole has a point but he repeated the same thing twice.
Jay: Fine. We'll use the anchor. NYA! ARE YOU READY?!
Nya: YES!
Cole: Jay if I die I'm going to make sure you die with me.
Jay: Well...NYA FULL SPEED!*Anchor drops*
Kai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHART!
Zane: WE'RE CRASHING INTO THE *Crashes into school*
Jay: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Cole: Everyone ok?
Kai: Yeah. HEY! It's Kruncha and Nuckel!
Cole: Awwwwwwwww! Isn't it our bony friends! If we see you fools in Ninjago again, I'll make sure Jay rapes both of you. UNDERSTAND?!
Kruncha and Nukel: *Shake their heads* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cole: Thank you! *Cuts rope*
Zane: What about the kids?
Cole: Oh. HEY MOST OF THEM LOOK LIKE ME BUT WITH GLASSES ON! (Watch Episode 16 Double Trouble REALLY CLOSELY! Jean looks like Cole as a kid but with orange hair and glasses)
Kid: Thanks for freeing us!
Kai: No problem! I'm the leader Kai!
Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YEAH RIGHT! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT COLE IS THE LEADER!
Everyone except Kai: I KNOW RIGHT!
Kai: You guys suck.
Cole: *In a teasing tone* YOU ARE JEALOUS!
Kai: NO I'M NOT!
Jay: Yes you are.
Kai: Fine. I AM!
Zane: LET'S SPLIT UP! *The ninja split up*
Jay: Why are there so many stairs! OHMYFLAB AN ELEVATOR! *Goes in*
With Zane and Kai
Zane: FASTER KAI FASTER!
Kai: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
Zane: DON'T SLIP! FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Kai: Zane, you're so hot!
Pythor: Oh young love!
Kai: WHAT?! You trapped us in this green stuff and Zane's trying to help me hold my sword! The worst thing is that he's burning up so I'm trying to move my other arm as fast as I can so I can cool him off! (OK! If you thought Kai and Zane were doing something you may raise your hands!)
Cole: Where's Jay!
Jay: Sorry! I was dreaming about Nya and me having fun while I was dying from extreme boredom on the elevator! *Sees Pythor* DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMN THAT'S ONE BIG SNAKE!
Lloyd: THEY'RE COMING! GAHILIKEPONYVILLIEANDALICORN TWILIGHTISHORRIBLE!
Pythor: *Blocks the hatch with whatever he put to block it in Episode 4* You think I care about you?
Lloyd: Who are you talking to?
Pythor: YOU!
Lloyd: ME?! I thought you cared about me! I thought you were my...my...friend.
Pythor: HA! I only partnered up with you so i could get the map! * Disappears with map*
Jay: HA! I GOT YOU LLOYD!
Lloyd: ACH! Want a doritio?
Jay: WHAT?!
Sensei: Lloyd! You SON OF A BRONY!
The Ninja: WHAT?!
Sensei: This type of boy is called a brony. A boy who watches My Little Pony.
The Ninja: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Nya: So...You're nephew's a brony.
Sensei: Yep. You sir are in trouble.
Lloyd: Oh no!
Later That Night
Sensei: And that's why Bronies are part of an Evil Empire.
Lloyd: Thanks Uncle! Now I regret meeting a non-brony!
Cole: LEGIT SENSEI. REALLY LEGIT.
Sensei: What? Do you expect me to make this kid go crazy? OH! That reminds me! Did you fools find out the riddle?
Zane: No Sensei.
Sensei: The answer is to make them your friend!
Kai: Sounds like a show.
Jay: A really dumb show that people shouldn't watch.
Lloyd: *Yelling from room* MY LITTLE PONY ISN'T DUMB Y'KNOW!
Cole: Anyway with that I am hungry. TIME FOR CAKE!
Sensei: Is that all you care about?
Cole: YES!
THE END!
Me: Wasn't that educational?
"Stop lying! That was just...WRONG! Plus I bet you let Cole have the last line ON PURPOSE!"
Me: NO! Now for some bloopers!
Another Addition to the Cafe light Series!
Cast: Lloyd, Kai, Zane, Jay, Cole, Me, FRANK, Jamie, and Caroline
Lloyd: DAD! I'M HUNGRY!
Garmadon: Sorry! Our food is on another island.
Lloyd: But My Little Pony is about to come on!
Garmadon: Don't they show that show in the Cafe?
Lloyd: WHICH CAFE?!
Garamdon: Cafe Light.
Lloyd: I hope they'll let me in.
Garmadon: Why do you say that?
Lloyd: My last visit wasn't that pleasant.
Garmadon: You're the Gold Ninja! They HAVE to let you in!
Lloyd: True that. BYE DAD!
At the Cafe
Kai: I'M NOT A BRONY!
Caroline: Yes you are! You can't tell me you're going to LIE in front of my face when I know the truth! Even if you aren't a brony, bronies are still tougher than you.
Kai: NOT TRUE!
Cole: Caroline has a point there.
Jay: Yeah. I bet you would be VERY different if you were a brony.
Zane: I agree with our brothers Kai, you would be nicer, calm, loyal,...
Kai: And a pony?
Zane: No.
Ashley: I don't see what's wrong with the show! Caroline likes it. I like. EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE IT!
Caroline: OH Ashley! Thanks for pointing that out! I'm a pegasister and I'm STILL STRONGER THAN YOU!
Jamie: Kai you are in a hard place!
Lloyd: HI GUYS!
Kai: Hey Lloyd.
Lloyd: What's up?
Jay: Nothing.
Kai: YES! SOMETHING! THESE PEOPLE ARE ACCUSING ME OF BEING A BRONY!
Lloyd: What's wrong with being a brony? HUH?!
Kai: Many things!
Jamie: Stop judging people! This isn't cool y'know!
Cole: Kai. Listen to Jamie!
Ashley: I agree with Cake Lover over here.
Cole: You're so sweet.
Ashley: Thanks!
Zane: No kissing!
Cole and Ashley: Party Pooper.
Jay: Anyway nothing's wrong with being a brony!
Caroline: HEY LOOK! IT'S OUR WAITOR!
Frank: Heh...Heh...Hey!
Lloyd: YOU!
Frank: What would you like to...or...or...
Jamie: Order?
Frank: Yes. YES!
LLoyd: So what are you people getting?
Cole: Ashley and me are getting ribs!
Jamie: Zane and me are getting burgers!
Jay: Kai thinks we should get BLTs.
Caroline: I think we should get something...tasty.
LLoyd: I know what you mean...
Caroline and Lloyd: BACONATORS!
Frank: What would you like to drink?
Kai: HOT SAUSE!
Ashley: Hot chocolate!
Everyone but Kai: YEAH!
Frank: Ok...I'LL LEAVE NOW! *Leaves*
Jamie: We better stay calm. *Looks at Lloyd* I think the waitor is scared.
Lloyd: Why are you people looking at me for?
Caroline: While you were watching My Little Pony, Ashley and Cole told us EVERYTHING.
Lloyd: Oh. Oops!
Cole: Anyway...Oh! My Little Pony's on!
Lloyd: YUS!
Kai: NU!
Caroline: Kai. Shut up! You may not like it but everyone else does!
Kai: STOP LYING!
Cole: Kai, I'm sorry to break this to you but Caroline's right. Look around you.
Kai: *Looks around to see everyone in the Cafe watching My Little Pony on the TVs* DAFLAB?!
Ashley: Don't be such a hater Kai! Remember. Love and Tolerance!
Kai: OH YEAH! I'LL SHOVE THAT RIGHT UP MY BUTT AND POOP IT OUT!
Lloyd: SOMEPONY NEEDS HELP!
Kai: I'M NOT A FLABBING PONY!
Jay: MY LITTLE PONY!
Cole: MY LITTLE PONY!
Zane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH
Everyone in Cafe except Kai: MY LITTLE PONY! I USEDTO WONDER FRIENDSHIP COULD BE! MY LITTLE PONY! UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME! BIG ADVENTURE! TONS OF FUN! A BEATIFUL HEART FAITHFUL AND STRONG! SHARING KINDNESS! IT'S AN EASY FEAT AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE! YOU ARE MY LITTLE PONIES! I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY VERY BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!
Kai: HA! FLABBIN FLAB!
Lloyd: Now! Where's Frank?
Caroline: Talking to some guy.
Lloyd: *Slaps hands on table* WHAT?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ!
Cole: Lloyd. Remember Love and Tolerance.
Lloyd: I'm going to have a Flutterage!
Kai: What?
Frank: Sorry about that! I was talking to my boss.
Lloyd: You weren't talking to me.
Frank: You aren't my boss.
Lloyd: BUT I'M THE FLABBING GREEN NINJA!
Frank: Look I'm sorry it's just that...
Lloyd: IT'S JUST THAT WHAT?!
Frank; There was a glitch...
Lloyd: NOW A CANNON COMES OUT BECAUSE OF A SWITCH!
Frank: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ...
Lloyd: Now we can enjoy our food in peace.
Ashley: Lloyd...
Lloyd: Yes.
Cole: He only brought us our drinks.
Lloyd: MAMAFLABBER!
"I feel bad for Frank. Just trying to do his job and Lloyd is acting like a flab and sending the dude EVERYWHERE!"
Me: Eh. He'll get used to it. Now guys it's the end of this chapter!
"Don't leave me at this studio!"
Me: OH WELL! Bye!
Now before you accuse me of not uploading I have a reason, my sister's birthday was yesterday and we're having a surprise party. Right now I'm waiting for the cake! WHICH I CHOSE! X3
What's your favorite dessert?
What do you think about Zane's dream?
Would you go on an Elemental Rage? I would!
Do you think Kai is ok after hearing the theme song to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
GOODNIGHT!