Chapter 21

AN: DIS is a relly gud chaptr. IF U FLAM UR REPURT DEN UR AN NURTHURNUR!111111111111111111 Ur also a lusr hoo haz no life. I see...

Chatey 21: Prufesur mcdonalds secrit

Dan ex dae we went 2 da prufessurs rume. "good.' He sed, 'nowe ive got a secrit 2 tell u."

"Wat iz it.' we asked eXitedlee. Nothing you dumbledorfs

"Im gunna showe u how to do ADAVENCED majik." He sed. Oh no...

HARMONY screamed, "yah,'' Nothing says screaming like no exclamation points

I rolld mi eyes. Den prufessur mconld showed us how she did da advanced majik. "Dis iz relly culkl I sed.

DEN SOM1 CAM IN DA RUme! IT WAZ… … … … … …. … .. … …. PRUFESSUR OLLEE, nd HE WAZ HULDING A PORNKEY!1111111111111111 A PORNKEY? I assume she means porcupine?

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