So here is an example of a review that I received less than an hour ago:
LaLaLandGal:WATS UP WITH YA'LL, THIS STORY DESERVES TO GO TO HADES AND BACK, THEN CHOPPED UP LIKE A TITAN AND PUT IN TARTARUS,! Horrible, awful, no good, ungodly, Nyx-like story. YA'LL DESERVE TO E THROWN IN THE PHGETHENON! AND THEN THE STYX WITHOUT AN ANCHOR! AND FINALLY THE LETHES, YOU F*CKER! And I don't have a fanfic account! HAHAHA! MY SIX YEAR OLD BROTHER WITH A CONCUSSION COULD WRITE BETTER THAN THAT!
First of all: if you are going to insult me, at least make sure that you spell things right, especially your insults. Lethes? That's not a thing, sweetie.
Second of all: for all you out there reading this, just put yourself in my shoes for a moment. Pretend you're me, and you see something from pop up in your inbox. So you get all happy, thinking, "oh, a review! this'll be a great way to end the day!" And then you open it, and you see this. It sucks, is basically what I'm getting at.
So thank you, LaLaLandGirl. And you know what, love? Right back 'atcha, 'cause I'm not going to let you stop me.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. IT'S THAT SIMPLE, PEOPLE!