"Why do I have to do this?"

"Because you started this whole hazing thing."

"But really, three noobs!"

"Not my fault dear."

If I had something other than the Hanukah presents I was busy wrapping to throw at Emerald, I swear to the lite-brite gods I would.

Also, if you have failed to guess I am in charge of hazing three new MPS members. I blame myself for one of them, and Emerald for one, and Bat for the last. I love all of them to death, true, but that doesn't mean I like to haze them. I would much rather watch my cute little nieces getting into a wrapping paper fight…with a lighter…oh shit.

"You know, I'm going, have fun gleaning up the burnt carpet."

"What? Oh shit! Rayna give that lighter to mommy NOW!"

I slowly closed the door and walked down Emerald's steps with the snow crunching under my feet. I decided to go and get the noob I had caused first.

The best thing about this noob? HE'S A HE! Counting him, but not Envy, the MPS now had the grand total of three male members (Him, Zafe, Inu-baka). His name?
Kontraband, well okay I'm lazy and I just call him Kontra, but what ever. Even more amazing is that he is completely different from any other member, being that he's a dragon in his human form. Dragon…I could feel the evil smile trying to break free as I rang his door bell.

Nothing.

I tired once more.

Nadda.

So, growing tired off seeing my breath go white I hammered on the door screaming "Kontra get your scaly ass down here before I freeze off mine!"

The door opened to a very tired, very half naked Kontra rubbing his eyes.

"It's too early Draye, what could you want?" He murmured as he rubbed his slitted red eyes. I just smiled and ruffled his almost metallic silver hair.

"Silly kid, it's only 9 PM, the night is still young for a hazing."

"Draye, do I need to remind you how much older I am than you once more, and what do you mean by hazing?"

I cleared my throat before starting to dig around my pocket. Kontra just sighed and pulled on a blue turtle neck.

"Viola! The terms of agreement!"

"We have one of those?"

"Yep, any way it says that if you want to have the copy and paste thing saying that you are a MPS member, than you have to be hazed by one Draye Luna, AKA me."

"So what do I have to do so I can get back to sleep?"

"Well I need you to set fire to a care bear."

"A care bear?"

"It's cute and fuzzy night at the bar today. All we, you need to do is wait out side for one, them jump 'em. Got it?"

"Neat!"

I stared at the smiling Kontra, and blinked a few times.

"How sadistic are you?"

"I'm joining this club, right?"

I just shrugged and pulled off my ear muffs before putting them back on.

"Come on Kontra, we have to go get Liah."

Liah, my dear readers is the noob that Emerald caused. She looks like the average human, brown hair, green blue eyes.

But she's a were-wolf daemon hybrid.

She's pretty old too, I think only a few years past 12,500.And I thought Sammy (1122) was old.

Kontra sighed and grabbed his black coat, mumbling about the evil cold I was casting him into.

Dragons

Any way the walk to Liah's wasn't too long, she lived almost across the street from Kontra….well in the forest across the street, but who cares about technicalities?

As we walked through I began to suspect that the trees didn't like me. Every branch seemed determined to try and smash my nose into a million itty-bitty pieces. Kontra of course was using his 'dragon nature powers' to avoid such problems, and was slightly snickering at my problem.

"You'd think you were short enough to just walk right under all the branches Draye."

Let us just say that my glare was enough to make him flinch, but enough to cause one or the trees to protect him. So the next thing I know I was flung to the ground because of a wayward tree branch flinging itself at my skull.

In truth it wasn't the tree's spirit who had swung at me, but Liah herself. She and a laughing Kontra high-fived while I tried to drag myself up by holding onto the spinning brown and green thing growing out of the spinning white ground like thing.

Liah and Kontra looked down at me, still slightly snickering.

"You are so dead." I grumbled. Ok more like slurred, but you get the picture.

"I think not. See who is on the ground with a concussion?"

I was ready to punch that damn girl. She had seemed so sweet when Emerald introduced us.

"Just for that I'm so going to haze the living shit out of you!"

At the moment I was off the ground and stomping in the direction of the bar, where I knew Faith was waiting for us.

"Do you even know how to haze me?"

"Yes."

Okay. So I didn't, but that didn't matter since I knew that inspiration lay ahead at the bar!

Okay maybe not.

We had arrived, and if more pink and fur could be crowded into one place I did not know.

"Well," Kontra cracked him knuckles "I better go find that care-bear." And so after taking one deep breath Kontra was lost in the crowd of fury creature fluff-ness. Liah and I looked at each other and with a sigh dove in to find Faith.

We found the blonde haired girl sitting at a table sipping a bottle of something that smelled and looked like Irish whiskey. She smiled at us while we sat down.

Faith in truth is not 'Faith'. You see the Faith who smiled at us died over 700 years ago and is now 'borrowing' the body of the 23 year old Sister Margaret from a church in Manchester. Of course the sister never gave dear Faith the permission to do so, but yeah.

As we sat down I pulled out a small vial of clear liquid out of my coat.

"So Faith ready to stare death in the face."

Faith looked at me like I had just popped out of the loo while I waved the little vial back and forth in front of her eyes.

"What is that?"

"This my dear is your haze. All you have to do is drink this."

Faith rolled her eyes at me as she snatched the vial out of my hands and opened to top with a flick of her fingernail.

Liah of course was grumbling about her getting such an easy task

If only she knew.

Faith downed the liquid in one gulp. I could tell she was about to say something along the lines of: "that was fucking too easy" but she had started to tear at her throat and head at the same time.

"What did you give her?"

"Holy water, a ghost's worst nightmare."

Liah shivered as we watched Faith convulse a little more. The amount I gave her wasn't enough to release Margaret from Faiths clutches, but just enough so we would get to see a few strange dance moves.

After that was all done a groaning Faith grabbed the bottle of liquor and downed about half of what was left (it was nearly full by the way).

"You are an evil girl."

I shrugged and looked around, until I spotted some one off in the distance.

"Hey Liah."

"What?"

"You see that guy over there?"

"Yeah?"

"I want you to stick you hand in his pants."

"What?"

"Stick your hand in his pants."

"Draye!"

"You don't have choice."

"But I don't have any idea where the insides of his pants have been!"

"Just do it."

Liah growled and walked over to the guy. He was sitting at the bar, with his back turned to us. Liah paused behind him before jamming her hand into his

Back pocket?

Well, there was a loop hole I hadn't thought of, but oh well, it would have to do.

The guy turned around as soon as Liah's hand had removed it's self. He smiled at Liah, but then of course noticed me sitting there waving at him.

The guy, who I shall reveal as my friend Sin walked over and grabbed me around the waist, pulling me out of the bar chair.

"Were you behind that Draye?"

"Yeep! So, if you want to count that as a haze you can be an MPS member."

"I don't want to join Draye."

"Why not?"

"Because the idea of you trying to boss me around is too disturbing for thoughts."

I just laughed and tried to get out of Sin's grip. For those who are wondering Sin is my friend, and only my friend (I am kind of married to that Trey guy is you remember). Though he will often joke (in front of Trey) about wanting to take a shower with me. But yeah, guy friends are like that around their hot women friends. (yeah, yeah, laugh it up Emerald)

I tried to wriggle so I could ruffle his dirty blonde hair, but the man has an iron grip.
"So what are you doing here?"

"Looking for a Dorumon, have you seen one?"

"Digimon freak."

"Zelda Geek. And yet I keep killing you with my Phantoms." Little red dots glowed in his blue eyes as he smiled.

"Shove it up your 5'6" ass"

The two noobs I was now ignoring were laughing at the fact that I was treating Sin as if he was a tall person, even though he is average height. I guess my 5'1" Napoleonic complex makes my hate all people over 5'5" (trey being that exact height )

Sin sighed and put me down, and left for a second to get his glass of Jack Daniel's

"So why are you in the bar Draye-chan?"

I stopped myself from growling and sighed "Well I have to haze in three noobs."

Sin pointed at Liah and Faith, who were passing the bottle of whiskey back and forth between them.

"Those two of them?"

"Yeah."

"Where is the other one?"

"Well speak of the devil."

Kontra walked up with a sheepish smile on his face and he held up a chard red creature with a stomach transmitting a broken tv like array of grey and white lines.

"I couldn't find a care bear, so I got a teli-tubby instead."