Disclaimer: I don't own either Harry Potter or Percy Jackson book series. I don't have any rights to either Harry Potter or Percy Jackson book series nor do I make any money from writing these fic's.
Authors note- This has been adopted from YamiYugi23, she has allowed me to adopt this plot bunny. So sit back and enjoy the ride. Also there will be difference in writing style, as the first chapter will be semi original. After that? The writing will be mine.
I accidentally vaporize my Pre-algebra Teacher
Ruby red lips were pulled into a scowl, how he had got roped into this he had no idea! He shook his head and onyx black hair got sent in every direction, no he knew how he got roped into this. 25 year old Harry Potter let out a stressed groan as he found himself on a bus full of twelve year olds with various different 'problems'. Some of them he could deal with, others not so much. Still it didn't change the fact that most of the children had problems, some like Nancy who had problems with taking what didn't belong to her. Harry would sometimes swear that she was like a child of Hermes, which was saying something, it really was.
Don't get him started on helping people! If one more, just one more person leered at him he would jump off the Empire state building, it also didn't help that Mrs. Dodds was rather interested in him, which made him want to bleach his brain. That was if there was enough brain bleach in the world, or maybe he could find a nice man to settle down with, that that was if he liked men. He really hoped he did have a male mate because there was no way in the seven layers of Hell or the three sections of the underworld that he was having a Mrs. Dodds as a mate! Harry muttered under his breath
"I will kill you Bane,"
Harry sighed as he remembered the talk he and Bane had had only last week.
~~~~~~Flash back~~~~~~~
"Harry Potter the stars shine bright," Bane said as he met Harry on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
"I got your message," Harry said simply as he held up an arrow with a piece of paper attached to it, "Did you have to send it like that and not just use an owl?"
Bane ignored Harry's comment, "We have a brother in America that needs help, apparently he has a…charge…that is similar to you and needs an extra pair of eyes."
"You mean he's a trouble magnet too," Harry said with a sigh as he got a stiff nod from Bane, "But if I do go what about teaching here? What about everything in the wizarding world?"
Bane stamped his horse feet slightly, "It has already been taken care of, I have spoke to McGonagall and she has already sorted everything out so there will be no problems while you are gone."
Harry let a groan out, from the look on Bane's face, plus he now knew what Headmistress McGonagall had been up to, he had no other option.
Well at least this would give him the chance he needed to get away from Ginny, maybe he would be able to tell her just what team he batted for.
~~~~~End of Flashback~~~~~~~
Harry let out another sigh as he made himself more comfortable, the answer Ginny had given him that night was a kick in the balls before she said 'don't worry I understand' before going to Terry Boot and making out with him not 5 minutes later.
Harry placed his bookmark, a green one with a lion on it which was a Birthday gift from Luna, in his open book (how to not murder your students, a guide for teachers on the edge) and looked at the students behind him. The one that caught his eye was 12 year old Percy Jackson, the boy felt…different somehow to other muggles. Harry wasn't sure if it was him but he felt a kin of sorts to the boy.
You see Harry on his 17th birthday had come into his inheritance only to find that among the expected family lines and such as Gryffindor, Potter, Evans, Black, Peverells, the Chappals and the founders, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw and so on there was an extra one. Which made one Harry James Potter-Black the richest man in the world, which was saying something. One that everyone had thought died out and yet it appeared in Harry. The bloodline of Bast, the Goddess of Protection, Foresight, and Cats, which seemed to fit Harry perfectly as he had also seemed to of had a creature inheritance and became a Neko.
Yet for all the money that he had and the abilities that he had gotten due to his Godly grandmother Harry was unhappy with his life, after the war people had hounded him with their expectations, they all wanted him to do something, be it the ministry or the teachers at Hogwarts. Still he had managed to get away and that was thanks to Bane, Harry made a note to get the centaur something. However despite the Godly blood there was one thing that Harry didn't like about it.
Cat ears and a cat tail, this was why Harry was currently happy that he was a wizard and knew a glamour charm what was unbreakable and that only the caster could break the glamour.
Through with all of this in mind Harry didn't think Percy could be the child of an Egyptian God/Goddess but to Harry the boy still gave off that 'vibe'.
"So what do you think of Yancy Academy so far?" Ms. Dodd's asked as she inched forwards until she was very close to Harry, Nancy reminded Harry of Dudley when he was shoving his face full of other children's sweets and junk food.
"Its interesting change as I worked in a boarding school for children that had high standing in society backgrounds," Harry said as he tried to move away from Ms. Dodd's only for the teacher to keep on inching towards him until Harry was on the edge of his seat.
"You teach Ancient Egypt so…well," Ms. Dodd's said, not noticing some of the pitying looks the other members of staff sent Harry.
"T-thank you," Harry managed to say as he made sure to keep a hold of his book and not reach for his wand, there was something about this woman that reminded him of one of the magical creatures that he had faced on the battlefield during the war.
"But I'm sure I'll find the trip to Metropolitan Museum of Art very interesting, Mr. Brunner has told me about it and I'm looking forward to seeing the ancient Greek and Roman items."
"Mr. Potter!" Mr. Brunner's voice called out from the back of the school bus where his wheelchair was slotted into, "Come here, I want to talk to you."
"Please excuse me," Harry said with a (fake) polite smile as he left a disappointed Ms. Dodd's.
Slowly and carefully Harry made it down the walkway to the back of the bus where Mr. Brunner was waiting. Making sure to pause midway as Nancy Bobofit, a girl that reminded Harry of the Weasley family with her red hair and freckles, was hitting Grover, a boy that Harry knew was a Satyr and was keeping an eye out for Percy just like he was looking out for Percy, before continuing on to the back of the bus where Mr. Brunner awaited him.
"Harry," Mr. Brunner said with an amused smile as the Neko sat down opposite him with a relieved sigh, "I thought that romance wasn't part of coming here for you."
"Well it wasn't and isn't," Harry muttered as he shot a quick glare at Ms. Dodd's who was sending him what Harry thought was supposed to be a 'romantic and 'hinting of love' look through all it made her look like was as if she had eat a dozen lemons.
Mr. Brunner chuckled, "How are things going with Percy then? I hear that he won't be returning next year."
"Yeah," Harry said with a sigh, "And I guess I'll magically get a new job at whatever school he goes to next Mr. Brunner."
"What have I told you?" Mr. Brunner said with a pointed look.
"To call you Chiron," Harry said as he paused to send Nancy another warning look, "But there are so many…mortals…around."
Chiron gave a chuckle, "I know and if we are right about Percy being a half-blood then you'll have the same problem when we go to half blood camp."
"I know, I'll be the only one that's got Egyptian God bloodline instead of Greek," Harry said with a sigh, "Good job we explained about Greek and Egyptian God's being 'one big happy family' in a way."
Chiron gave another chuckle, "Yes I supposed so but I bet you can't wait until the summer so you can get rid of your glamour for a few months."
"Got that right," Harry said good naturally as they came to a stop in the museum.
With that Mr. Brunner and Harry got off the couch and began the tour, Mr. Brunner leading them through different exhibits with Harry next to him, Harry was still trying to stay away from Ms. Dodd's who had taken what seemed to be a crush on Harry, through both of them kept an eye on Ms. Dodd's who had it out for Percy.
The tour was going without a problem until they came to the part of the talk about Greek funeral art.
"I just know there's going to be something happening," Harry muttered to Mr. Brunner as Mr. Brunner took a breath, "There's just got to be at least a small problem some time."
Suddenly the voice of Percy Jackson was heard, "Will you shut up?"
Mr. Brunner shot Harry a look before calling out, "Mr. Jackson, did you have a comment?"
Harry had to suppress his playful Neko nature as the boy went red faced and managed to get out a, "No, sir."
"Perhaps," Mr. Brunner said, giving one of his favourite students a chance to redeem himself, "You'll tell us what this picture represents?"
The picture in question was one it seemed Percy knew from the look of sheer relief on the boy's face, "That's Kronos eating his kids, right?"
Harry had to hide a smile as he listened to Percy's and Mr. Brunner's talk, it was funny really considering that Kronos was Mr. Brunner's father.
Harry continued to do everything in his power to stop from bursting out in laughter as Mr. Brunner continued to quiz Percy through at the same time he tried to inch to the other side of Mr. Burner as Mrs. Dodd's started to try and 'woo' him again.
"On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dodd's, would you lead us back outside?" Mr. Brunner said as he sent Harry a smirk once everyone's back was turned, "Seems."
"Shut it," Harry said as he tried to hide his blush, "I'm not even sure what sexuality I am until I find my mate."
Mr. Brunner let out a chuckle, "I'll meet you outside Harry, I need to have a talk with Percy alone."
With that Harry gave a nod and watched the back on the group of children, glad that Mrs. Dodd's was up at the front.
Once they had gotten outside and the children settled Harry made a point of climbing up a tree, out of reach from Mrs. Dodd's would be romantic lunch plans, and began to eat while waiting for Mr. Brunner and Percy.
10 minutes or so past as Harry just ate his lunch in peace and watched over the students, well the key word was 'in peace' until Mrs. Dodd's voice broke the peace and quiet.
"Oh Mr. Potter," the voice of Mrs. Dodd's came causing Harry to flinch, "Would you like to come down here and have a nice little lunch with me? I'm afraid I'm not as young as I used to be and if you come down…"
Harry, along with some other student's who was 'not listening in', shuddered at the mental images. He needed brain bleach now, lots and lots of brain bleach. Was there even enough brain bleach?
Harry felt something in the air, he could feel it. Something was going on, that much he knew. Before he had chance to say or do anything, Nancy was in the fountain.