The Shinigami Women's Association
Chapter 21
The Calm Before the Storm
Okay, I know I've been really...abandonish...to this fanfic, but I've decided to pick it back up! I quit around episode 113, maybe 114. (I forget which one I'm on...114, i think...) But, I've decided to start this back up to once again add that little spark of life in this angsty-romance world known as the Bleach Fanfic Section. And kudos if you know the reference.
Zaraki looked around the corner fearfully. He was pressed flat against the wall, looking for ways to be avoided. However, that was rather hard when you were near 200cm tall and had outrageous spirit energy pouring out of you. He bit his lip trying to hold it back and tip-toed across the road.
"Zaraki-taichou!!"
Twitch.
He turned to see Yumichika running towards him and relaxed. The other shinigami tripped slightly as Zaraki's spirit pressure came crashing down.
"Z-zaraki-taichou, You're needed over at HQ immediately!"
Zaraki blinked and then leveled a blank--and slightly ominous--stare at him. "Which HQ?"
"Yamamoto-soutaichou wants to see you. I don't know why." He stopped for a moment and sized Zaraki up. "What were you doing? It was kind of hard to find you, suprisingly enough. Who are you hiding from?"
Zaraki twitched again. "No one."
Yumichika sent out a smirk and skipped off, humming to himself as if he knew a dirty secret. Zaraki made a mental note to have suicide drills and to put bird-boy on double secret probation.
---At Yamamoto-soutaichou's---
Zaraki strode into the Soutaichou's office, having quite forgotten about who he was hiding from and his mental note. The old man looked up from his paperwork.
"Ah! Zaraki, just the man I wanted to see."
"Whaddyawant, ossan?"
Yamamoto looked over that. "I have an urget report here that concerns you."
"Oh? Well, whatever it is, can you get on with it? It's about Yachiru's naptime, and she gets funky when she doesn't get a nap." He began to get a bad feeling in his gut.
"Well, this report is somewhat unsettling. Is it true, Zaraki, that you have not been to a medical checkup in over three years?"
Damnit. I KNEW that something bad was going to happen...Oh yeah! HE was the one I was hiding from! Gar, note to self: Kill and/or maim Yumichika.
"Yeah, ossan. What of it?"
"Zaraki, I know you're frustrated, just stop calling me that!! It makes me feel older than I actually am. Anyway, Retsu wants to see you ASAP in the 4th Division HQ."
"HQ? Don't you mean the hospital?"
"No, in HQ," Yamamoto said somewhat exasperatedly. "She's going to give you a private checkup to make up for all the missed ones."
Once again, Zaraki twitched.
Ooookay. Now, then hopefully I will be able to keep going with this. And yes, this will have something to do with the SWA. dodges an object thrown by Mayuri Dagnabit, I said I was sorry!
Mayuri: No, you didn't! chucks another object
Me: Damnit, quit throwing your abominations at me! I'm sorry!!
Mayuri: that's better.