Returning Uchihas

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

In case there are a few of you who are wondering who the hell was laughing like heck, that would be the person Sasuke most hated to go to and tell about what had just happaned: Uchiha Shizuka. She was practically rolling on the floor clutching her stomach as she banged on the floor. Her laughter was echoing throughout the whole Uchiha Manor, which was much to Sasuke's displeasure. He was red from embarassment and anger.

"Shizuka-nei its only for a few days. Sakura won't get hurt." He said though obviously he was ticked.

"No, its not that! It's the fact you and Sakura are staying in an apartment...ALONE!" She hollered through her cackling. "And you just had you're puberty! Man, we should hella be a television show!"

"And who the hell would watch a show with you, me, a stupid Naruto, and Sakura who just so happens to not remember practically anything?" He said sarcastically. (AN: DONT HURT ME PPL! IM JUST BREAKIN THE FOURTH WALL!)

Sasuke got up abruptly along with his bag of clothes and supplies. HE began to walk to the entrance and looekd at his sister behind his back.

"Anyway, I'll be off now. I won't be seeing you for a while." He smirked.

"Yeah whatever, enjoy you're fun while you can." She teased.

Sasuke slid the door close. At the entrance, Shizuka could only grin.

"That's right Sasuke, once you've hit puberty, you're bound to get your perverted self out." She muttered evilly. "Muhahahahaaha..."

So after Sasuke had picked up Sakura, the two went straight to their apartment. As Sasuke opened the door, he realized this apartment was a very small one. There was only a single room with a kitchen and a bathroom. To his annoyance, there was only one small bed too. He cringed at it.

"And that ba-chan is the Hokage," He cursed. "Why didn't she get us a bigger one?"

Sasuke began walking inside the apartment as Sakura followed him slowly. To the most randomness, Sakura instantly tripped on her foot and landed flat on the ground. Sasuke paused and stared at her dumbfounded. He sighed.

"Damnit Sakura, I know you're a klutz but there's NO way a person can trip on flat ground." He muttered as he bend down to her.

She stared up at him dumbfounded as Sasuke looked down. But, to Sasuke's displeasure, he was staring at something he thought he would never think about it. Oh damnit..

He noticed Sakura's zipper wasn't zipped all the way. IT was a third up to her chest, revealing her hanging breasts. He was blushing as he stared at it. Damn it Sasuke, get rid of it!

He instantly took out his hand and reached for Sakura's. The two stood up as Sakura stared at Sasuke cluelessly once again. She was silent. Her eyes were so emotionless. Sasuke forced a cough out.

"Um anyway, its getting late. DO you wanna shower first?" He asked.

Sakura slanted her head that made her look cute. "Shower?"

Sasuke froze. Oh damn this, why couldn't it be just amnesia? He thought.

"Um, thats when you go you get cleaned with water pouring on you." He explained. "Let's go in the bathroom, I'll turn it on." Since I doubt you know...

Thus the two we're in the bathroom. Sasuke bent near the tub as Sakura just stared. He turned on the fauce to the shower and the water began to pour down. He looked back at her.

"Here you go, Sakura." he said as he began his way to the door. "All you need to do is change out of your clothes and get in there."

"Ano, how do you change?" Sakura asked dumbfounded.

"You just unzip your dress and take down your skirt."

"Can you show me how I change?" She asked.

Sasuke immediately froze as his eyes went wide like soccer balls (yes,very big.) He slowly turned back to face her in mere terror. Sakura, on the other hand, just stared at him,

"O-o-onegai?" She asked him shyly.

Sasuke started to sweat. Sasuke you are to help her get to know her surroundings, get some of her memories back, and help her in anyway! Answer every question she asks! Do everything she says! Tsunade's words echoed through his mind. He gulped.

"U-u-u-uh, you just do this..." He motioned his hands to imitated unzipping.

"Can you do it for me?" She asked.

Tsunade's words came back to his mind. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I just can't wait till Naruto becomes Hokage..He thought. He started to walk back to her and took hold of her zipper as Sakura just stared down. His eyes started to twitch as his face was madly blushing. I can't believe Sakura doesn't know how perverted this is...

He gulped. OKay Sasuke, all you need to do is just push it down... That's it... He started to unzip her shirt slowly and steadily. He stared at her bare stomach and pink bra. He immediately closed his eyes. Damn hormones...

He sighed as he took off Sakura's shirt. Her upper body was nearly naked if it wasnt for her pink bra. He turned around as Sakura started to take off her skirt. He breathed heavily before once again heading towards the door.

"Good, let's hope she actually knows how to take off her bra--"

"Ano, can you help me take off this?" SHe asked from his behind.

Sasuke twitched. He turned around as she started point at her bra. Her face looked so innocent and cute. He tried to resist this, but--

"H-h-h-h-h-hai..." he stuttered. Damn, I sound like Hinata-kun.

He went up to her once again, and slowly took off her bra. He closed his eyes once again. But...HORMONES PREVAIL! One eye opened slightly staring at her breasts that hung loosely. Dang, Naruto was right about Sakura's breasts being so big-- Wait a second! SHit!

Sasuke shook away the thought and started running outside the door, slamming it from his behind. He began to breathe heavily outside his red face.

"Man, how much longer do I have to endure this?" He asked himself.

"Ano Sasuke-san? How do you get it the shower?"

"You step into the tub!" He shouted/

"Can you show--"

"No! It's simple Sakura! I know you can do it!" he exasperated.

He heard the shower's continuous pouring of water. HE leaned against the wall moaning loudly. "Damn it, I'm becoming more perverted than ever...Sooner or later I'm gonna be like Naruto and Kakashi!" He moaned to himself.

Control your mind and hormones Sasuke...He thought. That's the key...patience...and boy that sucks..

That's it so far! more to this story. Sasuke being a perv! wat a poor guy. SO, PLEASE REVIEW! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! oh yea, IM ALL VIETPRIDE.