Total Humor Island
Blackjack episode: Awkward!!! Number 1
Lindsay was sitting at the table. Cody sees her, and walks over to her to say hello.
"Lindsay! How are ya?"-he asks.
"Hi Cody! I'm fine, you?"-she responds.
"Oh, I'm awesome. You and Tyler doing ok? The two of you really click!"-he says excitedly.
"Oh, we broke up,"-she says.
"Oh, the guy was a douche bag anyway,"-Cody says rather hurriedly. A silence. Finally, Cody breaks it by saying- "Awkward."
Katie and Sadie were checking out some props.
"Oh, look! This eye patch is so cute!"-says Sadie, holding an eye patch. She puts it on, and pretends to be a pirate.
"Oh my gosh, Sadie look! It's a fake mustache!!"-Katie puts it on- "Oh yeah, I look good in a mustache! Mmm-mmm, I'd totally date me."
"Yeah"-says Sadie- "Me too."
Katie's eyes bug out. As Sadie realizes what she had said, so do hers. A silence.
"Awkward,"-they say in unison.
Geoff had gone to visit Bridgette for the summer. He goes to her house. She invites him in. He sees and old photo album. He finds a picture he REALLY likes.
"Oh, baby! Hey Bridge, this is one seriously sexy photo of you!!!"-he says rather excitedly- "No, I mean it! It's, like, WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!"
His incessant hootering and stomping finally prompts Bridgette to go see what he was talking about. She sees the photo. A blonde woman, wearing a one piece that showed off her perfectly formed figure, lay on the sand, posing sexily for the camera.
"Geoff, that is not me. That's my mom when she was my age,"-she says, annoyed and embarrassed.
Many minutes pass in silence, as Geoff shakes and sweats under her angry glare. Finally, all he can say is "Awkward."
Heather was waiting at the table with a rose in her hand. LeShawna sees her, and goes to say hello.
"Hey was sup home girl? Who you watin' fo'?"-asks LeShawna.
"Hey LeShawna. I'm waiting for my blind date"-Heather responds.
"Who set you up?"-LeShawna was curious.
"I entered this dating service. I'm sick of teenage boys. I'm ready to start dating older men! He said he'd come by holding a Red Rose,"-says Heather.
Heather finally sees her date. She is horrified.
"Heather!!!???"-Her dad had entered the restaurant, holding a red rose. A long, LONG silence.
"Awkward… does not even begin to describe this…"-says LeShawna.