To Belarus and Ukraine:I would like to apologize for the words of my eldest son, Detroit. He's from a tough neighborhood, and as such, feels the need to act tough. Also, his father just happens to be France, and you ladies know how he can the other hand, his automotive threat is quite real, and besides, Ivan wants the 50 of us and our children in as healthy a condition as possible, so Belarus, could you distract him for me? I'll get Kansas on sending him a batch of sunflowers.- Michigan's Upper Peninsula (AKA Fem!Michigan)
Detroit
If Ivan even tries to use that rusty pipe on me, he will have to answer to Alfred. Please let him know this, , if he messes with me, he'll screw up the global auto industry. I am the Motor City, after all, and Kiku's cars are utter , I do agree about her being a crybaby. Someone needs to toughen her up.
Michigan's Upper Peninsula,
He's an American. Which means that ідыёт is his grandfather, that's what his problem is.
Big brother will enjoy the flowers. I still want Detroit dead, but Ivan said he might forgive him if Ukraine gets something as well.
Detroit,
Nyet, big brother will win. That fat, stupid American won't win. He says he doesn't care if he destroyers the 'Motor City' it's just an American city anyways. Big Brother wont let me 'toughen her up' he seems to think that I would be too 'destructive and traumatizing'.
Belarus