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Deep deep in the woods, the sounds of Monika being raped by Natsuki could be heard. The only ones that could hear them were MC and Weed Man. Unfortunately, they had their own problems to deal with.
"Oh shit MC! I knew trying to go after Natsuki a different way was a bad idea!"
"Well, at least these Amazon women gave us a nice cage to sleep in. They even lit a fire below us to keep us warm!"
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The two had been captured by the infamous Blue Jean Amazon tribe. These women were 3 times the size of the average man, and were 3 times hornier. They also all wore Blue Jean pants.
"You men shut up! You need to be warm for sex sex time!"
MC was still quite confused by this. As Ju- I mean, I mentioned before, MC had never went to sex ed. So he didn't know how to have sex.
"Can you girls teach me how to have sex?"
"DAMMIT MC! THERE'S NO TIME FO-"
"Ok man. We teach you sex… OPEN CAGE!"
One of the Blue Jean Amazons grabbed a hatchet and threw it at the cage. She missed, and had to try again. And again. And again. And again.
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While this was happening, Weed Man had an idea.
"Hey MC. When they finally get this cage open, we should make a run for it."
MC was confused by this.
"But they are going to teach me about sex! We can't just leave!"
MC said this quite loudly.
"What! Green man thing want to escape!? Sex sex him!"
One of the hatchets managed to hit the cage, and bust it open. Before Weed Man could float to safety, he was grabbed by the largest Amazon.
"Oh shit! MC help me!"
MC was no help. Not for any particular reason, he was just no help.
"IT TIME SEX SEX!"
Weed Man was pulled away to a cave that had "Secx Sacx Kave" written on it.
"NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo…"
MC didn't really know what to do.
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"Can you show me how to have sex now? Sayori keeps telling me that she wants to have sex."
The Amazons all gave him dirty looks. MC wasn't sure what was going to happen next, but what he did know was that he was about to learn about sex.
"Oh boy! Baldi is going to be so proud when he hears I learned something outside of school!"