Disclaimer: I do not own any show, not even Pokémon or One Piece. Just the teams,teammates,and other stuff. Elena belongs to fujin of shadows. I have created numerous OCs, so their mine and they belong to me.
Chapter 37-Elena Arc: Disembodied Head!
Jong's crewmates unloaded the dragon's head onto the ship. They just came from the town that we were in and had to carry the dragon's head to the ship.
Jong: (looks at the dragon's head) Its teeth will make excellent swords. But for now, we have attacked the Marines' bases in the East Blue to the South Blue. Also, by putting a hole in the Red Line, it'll be put in the newspapers. This will gain the Marines attention and they'll have to increase my bounty. My bounty was 420,000,000 Beri but knowing them, it'll be higher than 500,000,000 Beri. That'll be Phase 2 of my plan. (picks up the dragon head) I'm going to bring this thing into the ship. Shenobu, sail towards the other side of the island and dock at a place where the ship won't be spotted.
Shenobu: (nods) Got it, Jong! (runs over to the helm) But why should we go there if it is cold over there?
Jong: Trust me, we have to go over there. Sesshomaru, come with me. I'm going to need some help with removing the teeth. (walks away) By the way, everyone. Once we reach the cold side, put on a jacket.
Sesshomaru said nothing and only followed him.
Meanwhile
Me,Luffy,Inuyasha,Bull,Elena,Luffy,Robin,Usopp,and Zoro were on Punk Hazard. After defeating a giant dragon and freeing what looks like the bottom half of a person and cooking some dragon meat (Elena was the one who cutted the dragon into pieces), we were now heading further into the island. Elena had stored the rest (there was a lot left of the dragon meat, like a lot) of the dragon meat into a big Gourmet Cases.
Luffy: (comes back to us) Hey, you guyyys! Look! He stuck on to meee! (talking to us) What do you call something like this again, Usopp?!
Usopp: (carrying the dragon's meat that Luffy's going to eat) You mean...A centaur?
Luffy: (excited) Yeah! I'm a centaur! (laughing) Wahahahhahaahah!
Elena: (mutters) As if you didn't even look more ridiculous than before.
?: Ugh! I got myself stuck onto something again, buh...
Luffy: (talking to the legs) Do you give in yet?! I've just eaten dragon meat, you know! (flexes his muscle) I have dragon power now!
Me: (eating) (shakes my head) Is he really talking to a pair of legs?
Elena: (deadpan tone) Last time I checked, yes he is. The dragon meat was tasty but it was also tender. At least our food supply increased. Now we have enough food to last for 2 years, give or take based on how much you eat.
Me: (blushes) Elena, you're embarrassing me even though it's true.
Robin: That's not in very good taste. Luffy.
Luffy: Really? Hm?
Luffy was then slammed backwards onto the ground by the legs.
Luffy: Buhehhh!
Usopp: You see?! He's not gonna just become part of you! What kind of creature would do that?! The other half of him must be out there somewhere waiting for him! You should take him to where he belongs!
Bull (real self): You know,he's right, Luffy.
Luffy: (disagreeing) You guys just don't know how to dream? This is just how he is! Nothing wrong with that! Right? (talking to the legs) What's your name, any (interrupted)-
Luffy was then slammed backwards onto the ground again.
Luffy: Buhehhhh!
Zoro: (calls out to us) Oi! Guys, get over here!
Luffy: (runs over to Zoro) Zoro! Did you find him?! The guy who was sliced up by the samurai?!
Me: (running) (talking to Elena) I bet that we'll find something weird or surprising.
Elena: (running) No deal. I'm not falling for that again, Jing.
We made it to the top of the building.
Zoro: (eating)...Take a look.
Luffy: (surprised) Ahh.
Usopp: (shocked) Whaaaaaaaaa?!
Inuyasha: Huh, you don't see something like that happen often every day.
What we saw across from us were mountains covered in snow and in the center between this side and the other side, was a lake.
Usopp: S...snowy mountains?! There's a huge lake, and on the other side of the island...It's all snowy...No, ice-covered mountains! How come?! Meanwhile over on this side, it's boiling hot with active volcanoes! What kind of island is this?!
Elena: (groans) First steaming hot temperatures and now freezing cold temperatures? I'm going to need a sweater for something like that.
Robin: (smiles) (talking to Usopp) Well, that solves one mystery.
Usopp: (remembers) Oh, right!
Flashback while Usopp was talking
During when the guy on the Den-Den Mushi was talking to us.
Usopp: The guy on the Den-Den Mushi...He said it was cold...
Den-Den Mushi: It's cold...So cold...Is that you, boss?!
Flashback Ends
Usopp: (realizes) Which means...(scared) The victims of the murderous samurai...must be on that side of the island!
Luffy: (amazed) This is a really cool islaaaand! There's snow falling on those mountains! It's so hot here; I could do with a snow cone!
Usopp: (still scared) (shocked) You'd end up freezing cold if you went over there! Besides, it too far! We should head back to the ship!
Robin: (calm) Well, this is a problem. It does look rather cold over there.
Zoro: If there are animals over there, we can skin them for fur...Either way, it'll work out somehow.
Usopp: (still scared) Like hell it will! What's wrong with you people?! (sees something)
Me: (calm) (walking) Looks like that place will be the next place for your training. This time you'll brave the cold. (thinking) What was that I just sensed? It was like something or someone was watching us. Belter stay sharp just in case.
Elena: (calm) (walking with me) Sounds easy enough, I think.
Inuyasha: (walking) Maybe we could cool off over there.
Bull: (walking with Inuyasha) If we try not and freeze to death.
We ignored Ussop's ranting about seeing some kind of bird/human thing..
Meanwhile
Franky: (snoring) (snot bubble) Haaaahhhh! (some kind of sound wakes him up) (snot bubble popped)
It looked like some kind of blurry person was kicking something.
?: (kicking) Oraaaaa!
Franky: Zzzzzzzzzzz. (gets up and wipes drool from his face) Huh? (confused) Sanji...What's got you so excited?
Sanji: (panting) Oh good, you're awake.
Nami: (sitting on the floor) (talking to Franky) You look around, it's fairly obvious.
Chopper: (scared) Frankyyy! We've been locked up, Frankyyyy!
Wolfy: (little calm) More like, locked up in some kind of room.
Franky: (notices) What?! Hey...Where are we?! Huhh...Last thing I remember, I was eating that fishy dessert on deck, and then...I can't remember anything else...
Rice: (sitting down) My memory's a bit foggy. What about you, Gash?
Gash: (sigh) Same thing.
Nami: I can only suspect that somebody flooded the ship with sleeping gas...and then abducted us all while we were sleeping. (sigh)
Sanji: The ship was flooded with gas that much is for sure. (feels sorry) I'm sorry, you guys. If only I'd noticed what was happening a little sooner...
Shun: I can't believe I let someone sneak attacked us without even knowing. I'm supposed to have been better than that,but instead, I failed.
Marucho: (feels sorry for Shun) Shun...
Chopper: (scared) You think they're gonna sell us?! They could be slave traders!
Franky: ...Hang on, what about Brook? He was on the Sunny too...
Nami: We don't know. When we woke up, it was just the twelve of us.
Chopper: If they're trading in humans, maybe they're not interested in skeletons!
Franky: Uh, you're not exactly human yourself.
Sanji: (yells) And neither are you! Oh, forget it!
Franky just posed.
?: Say, friends...Do you enjoy the art of "Hanjimono"? Or "Puzzles", as they say in foreign lands!
Shinobu: (confused) Hm?
Gash: Did you say something?
Kari: (shakes her head) Nope, it wasn't me.
Tia: (shakes her head) Not me, either.
Franky: Well..It sure wasn't one of us.
Chopper: (found something) I think the voice came from these things!
?: (insulted) What do you mean, "things"?!
Chopper: (terrified) (screams) Aaahhhhhhhh!
Sanji: (confused) What the hell?
Franky: (confused) Is it some new kind of Den-Den Mushi?
Chopper: (scared) (sweatdrops) There are eight of them! I can't believe I didn't notice!
?: (insulted again) I am no filthy snail! (clams down) But it seems to me that you are not evildoers! These objects before you are parts of my face! Could I perhaps trouble you to reassemble them?!
Franky: (tries) His face?...Come to think of it, (picks up the mouth) this is a mouth...(picks up the eyes) and these seem to be eyes...
After many tries, they had it almost right because the chin and the top of the head were in the wrong places.
Franky: There! This must be right! It's a proper human face!
?: I get the feeling there's something a little wrong with my chin and my hair...But no matter! You have my thanks!
Sanji,Franky,Nami,and Chopper: (freaked out) It's a talking heaaad!
Everyone (except ?,Sanji,Chopper,Franky,and Nami): (deadpan face and tone) Really? You guys just noticed that?
?: (angry) (anime vein mark) (yells) What kind of timing is that?!
Chopper: (scared) (has a cross out) Why are you even alive?! Are you an evil spirit?!
?: Even I am unsure of the answer to that question! I most certainly did not end up this way of my own choice! Was sliced into pieces by an individual of whom I know naught! Though I thought my life was ended, I ended up as you see me now! To fall at the hands of the enemy and yet live on is great shame for a warrior! Ideally, I would like to slice open my chest and end my life...But alas, there remains to me an important task that I must fulfill at all costs!
Nami: He's so weird. Kind of like Buggy. By the way, you wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you?
?: (angry) How can you address me so bluntly?! You are a woman, and I a proud warrior! This is not natural! A woman's place is to stand demurely in the menfolk's shadow...and speak with reserve and modesty!
Nami: (angry) (anime vein mark) (picks up ? by the corner of his face) You've got a pretty big mouth for a disembodied head! That's no way to talk to people who were kind enough to put you back together!
?:Enough! V...violence from a maiden?!
Nami put him down.
?: From what manner of alien land does this woman hail from?! Such insolence and force of will!
Kari: Great, Nami. Now you made him angry.
?: Yet I must act with graceful understanding. Clearly she is not in right mind. Doubtless because her clothing has been stripped from her!
Nami: (hears him) Excuse me? I haven't been stripped of any clothing!
?: (shocked) What?!
Nami: (points at her clothes) This is what I wear!
?: (flabbergasted) H...How positively obscene! Why, you wear nothing but a chest binding!
Nami: (smiles) What? You don't like it?
?: (smiling pervertedly) (blushing) I must say I do!
One beating from Sanji Later
Sanji: (pissed) (anime vein mark) You dirty-minded crook!
Shinobu: (mutters) Look who's calling the kettle black.
?: (bumps on his head and a bruise on his face) It was a trap...Urghh...
? was then kicked hard and sent flying into the wall by Sanji.
?: (in pain but ignores it) It hur...hur...itches?! Still to think...the women of foreign lands wear nothing but a chest binding...(impressed) how remarkable. Now, let us get to the heart of the matter! You said you were abducted from a ship of some sort?
Sanji: We're pirates, idiot.
?: (shocked) Pirates?!
Chopper: (sweatdrop) I'm pretty sure his skull must be cracked...Is he not in pain?
?: (angry) (yells) So you are Pirates! No wonder your ways are barbaric! I detest pirates! The very thought of them makes me sick to my stomach!
Gash: (insulted) Hey, there's no need to go that far about us pirates!
Marucho: (walks over to Gash) Um,Gash...There are some people in this world who don't like pirates. So...
Gash: (realizes) Oh.
?: Considering our shared predicament, imprisoned here on this isle of ice...I had thought that we might work together to escape, but nay! I will not join hands with pirates!
Kari: (confused) Isle of ice?
Franky: Hmm? What's all this about an "isle of ice"? I thought we were on a burning island of fire!
Chopper: (agrees with Franky) Franky's right! It was a crazy burning island! Even the sea around it was burning!
Nami: No,wait a minute...This could make some sense. You said this is an isle of ice, right? But tell me...Did you hear the sound of volcanoes erupting at all?!
?: ...I did hear some manner of loud noise from time to time, but I know naught of what you speak. I entered this isle of ice through a sea half-frozen! (anime vein mark) (yells) Now cease your endless prattle, foul pirate!
Nami: (knew) I knew it...The "winter sky" I saw from the Sunny...it wasn't a mistake! That burning island that Luffy and the others set off for...on the other side, it must be an "isle of ice"! Which means we've been taken around to the far side of the island! Sadly,I can't say who brought us here,or why, until we get out of this room and find out more...
Sanji: But, Nami-san...the door won't budge...
Rice: (agrees) It's true. It won't budge no matter how hard we tried.
Franky: (aiming at the door) Out of the way! My cola tanks are full to the brim!
Sanji: (running) Whoa,whoa, hold on!
Rice: (running) What do you think you're doing?!
Everyone who was in front of Franky, moved out of the way.
Franky: (a shining light appeared in between his hands) Frankyyyyyyy! Radical Beeeeeeeeeeeam! (fires a laser beam from in between his hands)
Franky's laser beam hit the door and created an explosion. Everyone (except Chopper and Wolfy, who were amazed) were shocked or even surprised. When the explosion cleared, there was only part of the door left.
Franky: (moves the part of the door out of the way) The door's open. Let's leave.
Wolfy: Amazing!
Sanji: I guess that freaky body isn't just for show!
Chopper: (amazed) (stars in his eyes) I wish I could fire beams!
Wolfy: (mutters) I thought only the Pacifista robots were the only ones that could fire laser beams.
Sanji: (talking to ?) So what's your plan? If we weren't pirates...you'd be leaving with us about now, right?
?: Silence! Leave me be, pirate!
Sanji: (walks over to ?) Well,you're not gonna escape on your own without a body, are you? (takes ?'s chin and the top of his head)
?: (confused) What are you doing?!
Sanji: Isn't that right...Samurai of the Wano Country! (places ?'s chin and the top of his head in the right spot)
Chopper and Wolfy: (shocked) Whaaaa?!
Chopper: (shocked) S-samurai?! This guy's a samurai?!
Sanji: (holding ?'s topknot) Look at his hair. This topknot is a traditional hairstyle from the Wano Country.
Chopper: (realizes) Then you mean...(scared) He's the terrifying murderer from the Den-Den Mushi?! Too scary!
Wolfy: (scared) Make that really scary!
Guard #1: (heading towards our location) I heard some kind of explosion!
Guard #2: (heading towards our location) Hurry it up! It must be the pirates we captured!
Nami: (calls out) Sanji-kun! Chopper! Wolfy! We have to move! They're onto us!
Sanji: You want to know why we came here? We followed a distress signal from the guys you were slicing up...Mister Samurai!
Chopper: (yells out to Sanji) Sanji! Come on! Just leave that scary samurai behind!
Samurai: (telling the truth) I would not shamefully take the lives of others without reason! I came to this island...in order to rescue my son! (very determined) Those who stand in my way...I will slice down without hesitation!
Sanji was staring at the samurai's head for a few seconds. Everyone was running away from the guards who were shooting at them. Sanji was holding the samurai's head while he was running.
Chopper: (running) (surprised) You're taking him with us?! But he's way too dangerous!
Sanji: (running) (holding the samurai's head) I'll take full responsibility!
Franky was firing at the solders while we were running. After running for a few seconds, they came upon a door and above it said "Biscuit Room".
Sanji: A door! (kicks the door open)
They made it to a room where there where giant children playing. But then the children stopped after hearing them run into the room.
Wolfy: (flabbergasted) What the?!
Giant Boy #1: (scared) Ahh...
Giant Girl #1: (scared) Who're they?
Chopper and Tia: (flabbergasted) Huh?
Sanji: (shocked) Giant...Children?!
?: (shocked) Younglings?!
Franky: (confused) There's nothing but kids everywhere! What is this place?!
Rice: I don't know but we better figure it out quickly! The guards are heading towards this room!
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Dissy: (talking to me and Yosuke) Now!
Me and Yosuke ran like the Doctor said.
Me: (lying) I have to get Elena. I'll meet you at the deck later. (runs away)
Elena was really on my back, camouflaged. I ran back to where the Doctor and the monster were at. The only thing there was the monster,some blood and feathers,and a bowtie.
Me: (straight face and dark eyes)...(takes out some kind of cross) Seal. (throws the cross at the monster) (hand signs) Ninja Art, Sealing Jutsu!
The cross created a wind vortex and started to suck in the creature as it was heading towards it. The cross was above it and sucked the creature in, completely. The cross fell to the ground. I went over to Dissy's bowtie and feathers and picked them up.
Few Hours Later
After having a conversation with Yosuke,Cutie Pie,and Inkie Pie, Me and Elena went inside of Dissy's TARDIS and locked the doors.
Me: There's only one thing for me to do now.
Elena: (little scared) What is it, Jing?
Me: (serious) I must replace Doctor Whooves by becoming the new Doctor.
Team Straw Hat:
Me/Jing: Leader
Shinobu: Navigator (handles the maps, just in case)
Inuyasha: Swordsman
Elena: Cook
Bull: Sniper/Mechanic (need someone else to become our mechanic)
Kari: Archeologist
Rice: ?
Gash (real name is Zatch): My Mamodo
Tia: Shinobu's Mamodo
Wolfy: Doctor and Inuyasha's Mamodo
Shun: ?
Marucho: Fisher (fishes for fish)