Title: Suke Suke
Theme: Devil Fruit
Words: 166
Rating: K+
Warnings: Almost all dialog, Sanji and Zeff's mouths
Notes: Another crappy one. Unfortunately, there are three in a row, the third being tomorrow.
Summary: Sanji gets a new dream…
Suke Suke
By Dandy Wonderous
"What are you giggling about over there, eggplant?"
"Nothing."
"Like hell. Come on, show me."
"Shitty old-let go of my book!"
"Fat chance! …A book about Devil Fruits? I thought you liked to swim."
"Of course I do! And some of them are just stupid. I mean, come on, the Gomu Gomu no Mi? Who would want a body made of rubber?"
"So why are you interested in this?"
"…No reason."
"You suck at lying… What the hell!?! The Suke Suke no Mi? Why is this page dog-eared?"
"I don't know. It's hard to keep books whole around this place."
"You want it, don't you?"
"Shitty geezer, I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Why would you want the power to become invisible?"
"I don't!"
"Don't try to lie to me, stupid eggplant."
Three female waitresses walked past the door on the way to the women's bath, holding towels. Sanji got a nosebleed. Zeff chunked the book at his head.
"You are such a pervert."
The End
Are there even female waitresses on the Baratie?
Anonymous Reader Review Corner!!
BakuraFromSchool: (sorry I missed this the first time around) I know, isn't it delicious? XP Aw, really? Thank you so much!!! *^^* You guys keep thanking me and I'm gonna get an inflated ego. XP Thanks for reading! ^^
Yumi: 1) Sorry!! But it was all okay in the end. ^^ Yay!! Thanks!! 2) Yay, thanks! That would have been fun, too. I'm glad you liked it! I love puppies. ^^ 3) Fangirling allowed; it's fun! Haha, Luffy has a very one track mind. XP Oh, good, glad that worked for you. ^^ Really? I don't agree, I think it fails. But thanks for the vote of confidence!! Whoa, really? Just cuz you're anonymous doesn't mean your review shouldn't be appreciated! So you're welcome, and thanks for reviewing! ^^