Through the trapdoor of doom part 2

Note: just to let you know, the chess challenge will be replaced with an ultimate dance off because I found that too difficult to parody.

Harry took a deep breath and plummeted feet first through the trapdoor.

"What's it like down there?" Ron asked. "It's very dark but it's quite a soft landing" Harry's voice echoed through the darkness. "Ok, I'm coming next" Hermione said then jumped into the darkness.

"Is it like hell down there, where is the devil?" Ron asked. "It's not like hell Ron, just jump" Harry shouted. Suddenly, fluffy woke up and thought Ron was a lampost so he weed on him.

"Yuck" Ron stated. Fluffy then saw Ron and attempted to eat him.

"Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Ron screamed like a little girl and jumping into the trapdoor. He landed on a giant plant.

"What happened to you?" Harry asked, pointing at the urine stain on Ron's jeans. "I think Fluffy thought I was a lampost" Ron replied. Suddenly, the plant started wrapping itself around them.

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" both Harry and Ron screamed. "Stop panicking, this is devil's snare and you have to keep calm or else it will kill you" Hermione explained.

"How do you know all this stuff, smartass?" Ron asked as he struggled. "Try Google, you'll get the answers from there" Hermione stated. "What?" asked Ron because he knew nothing about the internet. "Oh, never mind" said a rather annoyed Hermione before she vanished into the Devil's snare.

"HERMIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Harry and Ron yelled. "I'm ok, just keep calm" came Hermione's voice from underneath. Harry was the next to go under.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY" Ron shouted like a little girl. He started struggling instead of staying calm because he was stupid and the plant was squeezing the life out of him.

"It's killing him" Harry stated "it's killing Ron".

"Shut up, I'm trying to think" Hermione spat angrilly. "Well hurry, it's nearly done the job" Harry barked. Hermione took out her wand, pointed it to the evil plant and shouted "WIZZA BIZZA FIZZA NIZZA CIZZA, BANG BANG BOOM". The plant screamed bloody murder and Ron came plummeting to the ground. He was still alive, thank god.

"Are you ok Ron?" Harry asked. "yeah, where did you get that spell from?" he asked, turning to Hermione. "From a website called how to defeat evil plants and other stuff like that" she replied.

"What's a website, is it a site for spiders to build their webs?" asked Ron rather stupidly then started prancing about in the dress he was wearing. "Ronald, where on earth did you get that dress from anyway?" Hermione asked.

"I borrowed it from my sister Ginny" Ron replied as he did a twirl. "Don't you think she'll be upset to find that you stole it" said Hermione sternly. "For your information, she let me have it because she knows I like dressing like dressing like a girl" Ron replied. Hermione rolled her eyes and the super duper trio had now entered a room which was full of flying keys.

"oooooooh, butterflies" Ron giggled excitedly "I love butterflies".

"They are not butterflies Ron, they are winged keys" Hermione stated. "Well, I am so sorry" retorted Ron. "If you two can stop arguing, we need to get through the door" said Harry who was getting slightly annoyed. The Dynanic trio walked over to the door and tried to open it, but it was locked.

"Stupid ass door" shouted Harry, kicking it. "Look" Ron stated "there's a broomstick". Harry looked and saw a tatty old Broomstick,floating nearby.

"Huh" scoffed Harry "my nimbus 2000 bm6 is much better than that tatty old thing". Suddenly, the keys grabbed hold of Harry and placed him on the broomstick.

"I think they want you to catch and find the key to the door" Hermione stated.

"But how are we going to find the right one, there must be a trillion of keys up there" Ron groaned and farted.

"I think I see it" Harry alerted "it has a broken wing and it's just as rusty as the lock".

"Well, catch it then you poindexter" Ron bellowed, farting again.

"Jesus Ron, what did you eat for lunch?" Hermione asked in disgust. "A whole tin of baked beans" admitted Ron proudly. "That is gross" she replied. Ron stuck his tongue out at her. Meanwhile, Harry was chasing after a key who was rusty and had a broken wing. It was slow, so Harry could easily catch it and unlock the door.

"It's very dark in here" informed Ron. "Where are we?" asked Harry. "I think it's a grave yard, the resting place of deceast Hogwarts staff and students".

"This is not a graveyard" Ron informed bravely "it's a dance floor". Suddenly, the lights came on and a crew of dancers stod in front of the doors on the opposite side.

"Are you wanting to get through the doors?" asked the lead Dancer. "Yes" Harry replied.

"Well to get through these doors, you must challenge us to the ultimate dance off, are you prepared to take the challenge?" asked the leader.

"Yeah" said the trio. "Right, we'll do one first then you three do one" the leader order. Harry, Ron and Hermione nodded. So the dancers started doing a dance to Thriller as the trio looked on in amazement.

"Right, let's see if you three can do that as good". So Harry, Ron and Hermione did the dance routine to thriller. They were much better than the dancers. "You show offs" one of the dancers cried.

"Who are you calling a show off?" Ron demanded, hands on his hips. "You" the dancer pointed out. "You're just jelous because we're better than you" Hermione scoffed. The crew leader rolled his eyes and started to do breakdancing.

"He's good. I bet Dumbledore taught him" Harry said in awe. Ron tried to take on the leader but fell over and was knocked out. The dancers began to laugh.

"Alright, that's it" Hermione snarled, taking out her wand "I'm gonna show these bitches that they never mess with us". She pointed her wnad at the dance crew and shouted "VAPOURIZIED HOKSAKDJDJHDJSJKFANDOOMOFDOOMSLINGCOCKMOCKSLINGSLONGBANG WHIZZ" and the dancers vanished into oblivion.

"Now you can go through the doors Harry" said Hermione, turning to Harry.

"Me, but what about you and Ron?" Harry asked. A dragon flew by and pooed on his head.

"I need to take Ron to the Hospital wing. You have to find the stone yourself" replied Hermione.

"Ok" harry replied as he washed the Dragon poo out of his hair with Vo5 shampoo.

"And be careful Harry, Snape could jump out at you when you least suspect it" she warned.

"What about Voldemort?" Harry asked. He was struck by lighting.

"Don't say his name Harry. Now get going and hurry". She kissed him and gave him a push through the doors.

"You don't have to be rough you know" Harry called from behind the doors. "Just get going Harry" came Hermione's voice from the other end. Harry shrugged and started making his way down a staircase, only he didn't walk down them, he slid down the banister instead.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"he squealed in delight as he slid down the banister and landed face first on the floor.

"Well, well, fancy meeting you here, Harry Potter" came a voice from above him. Harry slowly lifted his head up and saw the person he was least suspecting to run into. Quirrell.