(5 years and 10 months ago)
Wallet-Market. A secret evil supermarket for supervillains. It specializes in food, clothes, weapons, embarrassing secrets on other supervillains and etc. It's the one stop shopping for all your supervillain needs when you don't feel like stealing stuff.
In Aisle 8, the ice cream and frozen dessert section, El Tigre is trying to get the last of the strawberry explosion ice cream in stock from the female ice villain, Ice Cream Maiden. Usually, if you come into a disagreement or want the same last item or anything you would have to fight for it. However, El Tigre used his charm and muscles to flirt his way from the confrontation against her while also listening to her story about how she froze three superheroes in a giant ice cream sundae.
Ice Cream Maiden said "And after encasing them in strawberries, chocolate, and vanilla ice cream, I then placed very sharp sprinkles all over them the giant ice cream, and hot chocolate sauce that is up to 124 degrees (that didn't melt the ice cream of course). Then I had the ice cream get eaten by the giant animal monsters and watched as the heroes got eaten."
El Tigre said in a flirty tone and rubbing her chin "Amazing. Your ice cream plan sounded very sweet and tasty. Wish I had been one of the monster's that could have eaten it."
Ice Cream Maiden asked "Really?"
El Tigre said "Well, the way you described it makes me want to lick every second of it. But I already know it's good. You know why. Because you are the lavishing, beautiful Ice Cream Maiden."
Ice Cream Maiden said blushing red as a result "This coming from you, El Tigre, means so much."
El Tigre said "Maybe next time you can invite me over to your place for some ice cream and maybe an ice cream related evil plan. Here's my number. Call me." He gives her a slip of paper with his number on it.
El Tigre left in a different direction than Ice Cream Maiden with the ice cream that he wanted; she was too lovestruck by El Tigre's words that she forgot all about the ice cream she was going to buy. As he is about to head to the checkout, he remembers that he needs to pick up oil for his motorcycle; he needs it for an underground street race that he's entering in a few days. When he arrived at Aisle 14, auto parts and giant machine, he noticed that the last three bottles of X-treme Thunder Oil left and decided to buy all three just in case. But before he could grab them, he came across a familiar face
A familiar voice "El Tigre."
El Tigre said in a confident tone "Hola, Senor Sinestro. If your planning to buy that oil, then don't bother. I saw it first."
Senor Siniestro said "No, I saw it first. Besides, I need it more than you do."
El Tigre said "But I saw it first."
Before any of them could say anything else, a wrestling ring appeared beneath their feet and sent them up into the air. Since both villains wanted that oil, they had to fight for it to the death or until one of them is knocked out. Both villains didn't mind this, especially Senor Siniestro since his hatred for El Tigre still stands.
He wasted no time activating his machine gun hand and started blasting El Tigre with it. Rather than simply dodging it, he used his Tigre cape to guard against the bullets and they simply bounced off of him. El Tigre fired his Tigre darts at him and they exploded in Senor Siniestro's face. While this did not phase him all that much, it did distract him enough for El Tigre to land a punch in his face. This made Senor Siniestro very angry and he decided to activate his rocket boosters to go super fast and hit and kick El Tigre in all sorts of places. While El Tigre managed to take all the blows for the most part, he took the opportunity to grab a mechanical arm, put his drill nails into it and set the arm on fire, a green mystical fire. Senor Siniestro tried to activate his fire extinguisher system to put on the fire but it didn't work since this it is a mystical green fire, not regular fire. Eventually the fire covered his entire suit and Senor Siniestro had to exit it while also holding a picture of Ocean Rocker in his hand, a very sexy picture. El Tigre used this chance to simply punch and kick him in the face, effectively knocking him out and winning the oil as a result. He also took the picture of Ocean Rocker too.
Now that El Tigre won the fight and the oil, he headed for the checkout line to pay for his purchases. After paying and successfully flirting with the lady at the checkout lane to give him a discount on a few items, he headed for his car. Before he drove off, he decided to text Ocean about the picture.
El Tigre: Not that it's any of my business, but did you take a sexy picture for Senor Siniestro?
Ocean Rocker: Sergio? Hell no. He must bribed or stolen from the photographer who took my picture for Villains Quarterly a few months back who I gave a personal sexy picture for him. If I had, would you be jealous?
El Tigre: Of Sergio. Come on. He's got nothing on me. I'm way more macho than he is.
Ocean Rocker: I guess you are.
El Tigre: Anyway, do you want me to destroy it or can I keep it?
Ocean Rocker: You can keep it for now, but if me and my bandmates beat you the race then I not only get that photo but you have to give us pedicures, manicures, and mow our lawns for two weeks.
El Tigre: Alright, but if I win I not only get to keep the photo but you have to sing the complete soundtrack from the movie Finding Nathan.
Ocean Rocker: Damn you; you know I hate that movie. Fine. See you then.
With that said, El Tigre drove off and headed for the exit portal. But before he went through it, he noticed Senor Siniestro's steam train vehicle. He thought to himself "I probably shouldn't do this since i already kicked his ass and stole a picture of Frida from him. My conscience would bother me if I did. But not this time."
When Senor Siniestro came out of the store with his still on fire armor and groceries, he pressed his watch to summon his vehicle to come pick him up. When it arrived, it not only had holes in it but also had the words "El Tigre Rulez" on both sides of the train. Senor Siniestro shouted in anger "Curse you El Tigre".
While I'm trying to write for Villainverse again, I'm still not entirely up for big chapters. So I might do some short slice of life-action chapters here and in Price of being a hero for the time being. This one was short and sweet but it does show you a part of the secret, underground villain's world that exist in Villainverse.