Chapter 21
What Just Happened
Pit leaned back in his chair and snickered remembering his recent memories.
*flash back*
"I can't believe this!" Viridi beamed
"I know right." Pandora said after a sneeze. "looks like we're not going to late for the first time."
Everyone got up together at the Icarus house hold, waiting for their champions to be finish getting ready, all the girls where down stairs sitting patiently, Phoshora on her phone, sitting on the coffee table, Pandora falling asleep on the smaller coach, Viridi pacing back and forth by the stairs, and Aries sitting quietly on the larger coach tilting her head at the broken TV.
Then the silence was replace with manly laugher, Pit whines and a ball that was threw down the stairs hitting the bottom step and bouncing back up to hit the picture frame hanging on the wall.
The girls turned their heads to see the frame wiggling and about to fall.
"Ahhh ohhh!" the stupid idiots rushed down the stair to catch it falling but since the boys ran down the stairs all at once, they bumped and squished each other. Thus causing all of them to trip and fall down, the picture frame fell and shattered right in front on a teary eyed Pit underneath a pile of guys.
Viridi face palmed shaking her head. Phoshora started laughing and taking a picture with her phone. Panda was sleeping and Aries looked worried debating if she should get up and help or just stay put.
"Little help?"
"Please?"
The ladies simply shook their heads and waited till the basketball players and Magnus were ready to leave. Magnus stood up first since he was on top of everyone, he dusted off his shirt and smiled since nobody fell on top of him. Meaning all his muscle and weight went to the poor boys below. Leo got up fixed his hair, gave a smirk and a wink to the lovely ladies before him earning a smack from DP who got up after him, which means poor Pit was at the bottom.
"I feel like a bear sat on me…" the brown haired twin frowned "… a really heavy bear…"
His brother shook his head and pulled him up. "You're fine man, don't be such a wimp."
Before anyone can say anything there was a knock on the door. Aries went over to get it but let out a little scream when a sobbing Thanatos burst passed her and into the room. Unfortunately nobody had sympathy for him and so they sighed in his appearance.
"What do you want?"
"Go away."
"Why are you here?"
Thanatos received all negative comments from everyone but Aries and Pandora. The pink haired girl was too shy and she just hid behind Leo since Aries thought Thanatos was scary, well you can't blame her. Thanatos usually stays inside and plays video games causing him to have unusually light skin. His red eyes could look scary but since he was super sensitive and always upset, he just looked vulnerable. Dark hair like Pittoo's but a bit messier, he actually looked like a vampire… scary. The prankster was sleeping so she couldn't really say anything. That is until Thanatos himself ran over to her and started complaining.
"Pandora! Pandora! Pandora!" The vampire cried shaking Panda by the shoulders.
" … Huh? What the hel-" She was cut off by Thanatos pulling her up to her feet.
"Please Panda I-"
"Hey!" DP grew angry and marched over to the loner who was annoying his friend. Thanatos said the wrong thing, "Who said you can call Pandora, Panda?"
"Huh?" he started shaking, "I-I… it was just a slip off the tongue! I swear!" But the dark haired twin was still angry and-
Pandora pulled down Pittoo's and Thanatos's pants. "Calm it DP. And you… what are you doing here Thanatos?"
"M-my spider ran away!" the vampire cried.
Instantly Phoshora, Viridi and Aries were by the door. "I'm out!" The racer called out over her shoulder, and off she went opening the door, leaving accompanied by her two other friends.
"Oh-ho no you don't," The blue haired prankster said smiling and shaking her head as she pulled the girls back in the house. "No one's going anywhere…" She then turned to the crying loser. "Where's the last time you saw umm..."
"My spider's name is Dora,"
The twins glanced at each other before breaking out in laughter. "What?!" Pit squeaked in his laugh, the brothers where leaning against each other for support so they wouldn't fall. "D-Dora!" Dark Pit laughed.
Pandora smacked them, "Don't worry we'll fine it… right guys?" Everyone in the room gave a fake nervous smile and nodded.
Time skip!
"Urrgh! I can't find it!" Pit moaned.
"I can't find it either!" his brother frowned, yawning.
"Me too…" Leo sighed.
"Aries is sorry that Aries can't find Thanatos's pet." The pink haired girl apologized quietly, she shrunk behind her closest friend, Leo.
Leo sighed once again, thinking of his little shy Aries. She looked cute when she was shy, and well… she was always shy. The girl was wearing a light crimson coat over a pair of matching shorts. A white tank with cute powered pink overalls perfected the girl's outfit.
The group moved from searching in Thanatos's house to outside in the park where the vampire said he walked the spider recently. Seeing that everyone couldn't find the damn pet, the group was about to call it's quits and ditch the loner… but that when it started to snow.
"Hey Pit stain!" The dark haired brother called from below him.
"I'm not talking to you if you call me that." The twin brother responded simply. Pit and Pittoo were searching by the trees that surrounded the park, Pit in the tree.
"Fine… don't listen to what I have to say."
Pit found himself becoming curious and then found himself begging to his brother what he was going to say. After many attempts and failures, the brown haired brother finally said, "If you don't I'll tell everyone that you are scared of cats."
"*gasp!* You wouldn't!"
The twins looked at each other and thought that this time would be the perfect time to have one of those 'overly dramatic conversations' like the one they had when they were at the arena deciding what the team name should be.
"Sorry brother, but when the time comes… I have no other choice but to say so…" Dramatic stare off to the distance from Pit.
"No!" Dark Pit yells. His twin looks at him. "If you do then… I am forced to eat you're chocolate ice cream that's sitting in the ref… brother…"
Dramatic gasp!
"H-how, how could you even say that?!" Pit cries, "I-it's just too much to bare!"
"It's for the best…" Pittoo frowns looking down.
"Then… then there's just one last thing I have to ask from you brother, before I leave, forever." Pit says still in the tree.
"Anything."
"What were you going to tell me?" his voice was sad then Pit started to yell. "What were you going to say when I refused to listen?! Tell me!"
"Oh yeah," Pittoo chuckled ending the dramatic moment. "It's snowing."
"Huh?" Pit looked up, "No way!" He gave out his cute little grin.
"Oh and there's a spider on your back." The dark brother added, ruining his brother's magical winter wonderland thoughts.
"WHHAAAATT?!" Pit screamed, jumping off the tree and landing on Pittoo.
Thud!
"Hey bro." DP mumbled. "You want to know something else?"
"What?"
"I hate you."
"Right back at ya."
There was an awkward silence.
"Get off of me." Pittoo said angrily pushing his brother away from him.
The two started heading back were everyone else was, the park looked pretty cool. Everywhere it was turning white, turning the yucky look of dead season to a 'magical wonder land' as Pit said it. The brothers found their group of friends looking cold but happy, Pit especially saw his special someone really cold too.
"Pit to da rescue!" the hero said as he took off his hoodie and ran over to his beloved.
Dark Pit shook his head but found himself not wanting to disturb anyone. The stupid idiot is probably going to get himself sick again meaning I have to take care of him. Pittoo sighed and went over to talk to Pandora.
"T-thanks Pit..." Viridi smiled.
Pit knew that his little nature lover hated the cold mostly because almost all the plants were dead and that they wouldn't return until spring. He was practically hugging her while she had his sweater on, not only to keep her warm but he actually wanted to hug her.
"Don't mention it." Pit smiled.
Leo was already hugging a tomato red Aries from the back, having his head resting on her shoulder as he smiled. Pandora frowned in disgust looking at her companions, but then she looked over to Dark Pit. Surprisingly he glanced over at her at the same time having their eyes meet for a split second before looking away again. Phoshora then wrapped her arms around her boyfriend laughing a bit, but Dark Pit didn't seem to notice. Pandora seeing Phoshora turned away and carried on looking at Pit, Viridi, Leo and Aries.
"What is this? A hug festival? Nooo waaay, come on love birds we gotta spider to catch." Panda crossed her arms.
"Urgh! But we've been searching for hours now!" Leo pouted making Aries frown.
"True…" Pit sighed, "Oh and we might miss the basketball game." He said simply.
"HUH?!" the group remembered that they were suppose to go to the talent show at the carnival. "OH SHI- DAY BREAK!" (XD I still say that nick XD) they all started to runtowards the place the festival was being held at, leaving Thanatos who was trying to stop them.
"W-wait!" the loner tried but no one listened. He was about to tear up again.
"Hey…" A familiar prankster called. "Don't be such a cry baby… here." Pandora held out her hand which held a huge spider, it had spiky black hair with brown strips. More than one eye was found on his head and his furry legs crawled around Pandora's hand and wrist. (I WAS going to look up pictures of spiders on google but I was too scared DX) Thanatos gladly took Dora from pandDORA's hand he smiled. But before he can say thank you she had already left.
The festival…
Pandora caught up with her friends. "Whoa… why everyone pooped out?" Dark Pit was sitting on the ground leaning against a tree. He looked depressed and sorry, Phoshora was next to him patting his shoulder. Leo looked like he didn't care, only fixing his hair while Aries hid behind him. Magnus had his arms crossed shaking his head looking at Pit who was on the ground. "Is he crying?"
"Nope. I think he overreacting." Viridi sighed.
Pit was on his knees, faced first on the ground. "what happened?"
"The talent show thingy was done before we got here… so really that means he's dead when his mom get home." Viridi glanced over to Pit yelling 'WHY?! WHYYYY?!'
"Ohh… HAHAHAHAHAHA!" the blue haired prankster started to crack up. "Maaaaan, what ya goin' to do now?"
"Pandora!" the nature lover smacked her friend on the head.
"Oww, sorry,"
The next night…
Ring ring!
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!"
"Duuuuude, you're hyperventilating again." Pittoo groaned.
"ITS MOM ITS MOM ITS MOM ITS MOM I KNOW ITS MOM, MOM. IS. CALLING. BRO!" Pit squeaked pointing at the ringing phone.
"I know! Shut up!
Ring ring!
"AHHHHH!"
"Shut your face!" Dark Pit reached for the phone whacking his brother in the process.
"DON'T PICK IT UP! DON'T DO IT MAAAN! DOOON'T!" Pit cried weakly grabbing his brother's shirt.
"Get off!"
Ring ring!
"Hello? … yeah we're home ,,, really? … great ... well-" while DP was talking to Palutena, his counterpart was on the ground whimpering. Dark Pit continued talking calmly, "Ok … bye, see ya when you're home … bye …"
Silence
"SHHEEES COMING HOOOMMEE! What do we do?"
"I don't know bro, AHHHH!" the brown haired brother started to panic again.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think I know what to do. We-" The dark haired twin started to explain the plan.
Palutena's POV
"(singy voice) Haha, I'm so happy to be home! Can't wait to see my beautiful angle faces! But… (deep evil voice) if they did some thing wrong they will face my evil wrath! MUHAHA!" I sang happily as I walked up the steps to my house, the trip was boring but whatever. I'll relax watching some sports in my favorite T.V. "Boys! I'm home!" I said as I opened the door and put the keys back into my pocket.
"Welcome home mom!" I was greeted by my twins… strangely they both hugged me and got my heavy bags from my hands and placed them down.
Strange… even Dark Pit is helping me with my bags… something isn't right here… might as well ask them. "Okay, what's going on here? I'd expect Pit to do this, but you too?" I pointed to Pittoo.
"What? I… m-m-missed… yyyyyou…" It sounded like he was forced to say that, oh well… looks like I'm the best mom ever.
"Umm… okay well I'll just watch some- why is there a blanket over the television?" I glare at my boys.
Regular POV
"This was you're master plan?" Pit whispered angrily to DP.
"Shut up! I don't see you coming up with anything else!" Pittoo whispered back, he turned to Palutena. "Well, you see… the, the... I mean you're favorite TV, caught aaa.. a cold!"
Pit choked and started to cough.
"Yeah... so I put a blanket over TV so it would get better quickly!" DP finished patting his brother's back hard.
*silence*
"Ahahahaha! Riiiight... well thanks anyway boys. Now excuse me, mama's gonna watch some boxing!" the exhausted green haired woman walked sluggishly towards her television.
"WAIT MA!" the twins yelled.
"What? Ack!" Both of them were tugging on their mother's dress.
"W-wait do we say now?" Pit whispered, a quick moment passed and the brothers glanced at each other before nodding.
"WE MISSED YOUR HOME-MADE COOKING!" They cried with puppy eyes and waterfall tears.
Palutena raised an eyebrow... Both of her angles hated her cooking, strange... Oh well, she thought. They must of missed me! The green haired lady walked to he kitchen and prepared started to prepare some dinner. In a matter of minutes the house was filled with a repulsive smell that made Pit's eyes burn.
"Oh no... not mystery meatloaf..." Pittoo moaned.
Dinner time!
The brothers stared at their plates that had weird, smelly, mutant mush, that was suppose to be the lovely meatloaf made specially for them. Dark Pit looked up from his plate and saw that his mom didn't have anything in front of her.
"Y-you're not eating?" He asked pointing his fork to the lady in front of him.
"I already ate at the airport." She answered simply
The dark haired twin frowned then looked back at his food. I'm definitely going to die if i eat this. After staring at their food for a while Pit whispered to his counter-part sitting next to him.
"I dare you to take a bite..."
"Right back at ya..."
"You first..."
"No way, you."
"You first!"
"You!"
"You!"
"No, you!"
"I said, you first!"
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"I hate you man!"
"Who said i cared?"
"Gahh! You are so stupid!"
"Am not!"
"Is too!"
"Then there's only one way to settle this..."
"Epic Hide and See-"
"FINISH YOU'RE FOOD!" Palutena ordered angrily and sternly.
"A-aye..."
A light bulb went off above the mother, "Oh that reminds me... mama brought back some gifts!"
"REALLY?!" Pit smiled, "Thank you! Thank you!"
"You really do care about us!" Dark pit beamed earning a slap from his brother.
"I'll go get it," She went over to the living room and brought out a couple of boxes, in the boy's prospective, it looked like she was struggling with them. They asked if she needed help but the Happy mother refused and took another step... but in that step she didn't see where she was going and hit her foot on the coffee table causing all the boxes to go flying towards the TV.
Crash!
The already broken TV was hit again. The the blanket drooped down showing off the crack of the TV. "MOM!" Pit cried, DP was laughing really hard and he pretty much didn't didn't do anything as his twin helped their mom stand back up. "Are you okay?"
"Y-yeah..." Palutena sighed, she looked over to the TV. "The TV!"
The brothers looked at each other and admittedly was about to apologize, but...
"Maaaan... looks like I cracked the TV a bit... Heh,don't worry I'll get a new one. One thats bigger and more badass!" Lady Palutena laughed and she walked up the stairs. "Good night!"
It was silent again...
"What just happened?" The brothers glanced over at each other.