Author's Note- Okay okay I have a lot to say this time. One, TURTLES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER BLOOD THEY WILL NOM ON YOUR SOUL! Two, I am too sexy for a shirt so that imagine you have within your head right now is perfectly normal my good…lady? Yes Lady. Three, I'm more worried about the bet than being beaten by Erza. Also, we will be starting a Truth or Dare story with the author's ocs, and original Fairy Tail characters and we are taking requests.
Me: Koya you're an ass get off the stage!
Koya: Am I a sexy ass?
Me: yes you're a sexy donkey. NOW GET!
Koya: But—
Me: -Holds up turtle-
Koya: O.O –Backs up into the computer equipment knocking everything over- ….someone….broke…your stuff Kuromaru…
Me: =.= Just start the story.
Chapter 20 Master?
"No." I jumped in mid-air avoiding a very dangerous sword and an even more dangerous redhead wielding it. "No, no, no, no!" I shouted as I avoided and dodged more of Erza's superhuman attacks. "NO!" Erza paused for a second. "Koya stop being a baby—" "NO!" Erza lunged for me again but I side-stepped out of the way just in time and swept her off of her feet literally. Then still in panic mode I leapt into the air to tackle her but instead she kicked me straight in the gut sending me flying backwards until I tumbled onto the ground. Erza then pinned me down with one hand and held her sword to my chest. I knocked her sword out of her grip with a simple flick of the hand. "What are you two doing this time?!" Lucy gave us a disgusted look. Erza started to respond, "Fighting-"Sex"
Erza punched me in the chest hard enough to crack bones. "What we were all thinking it!" I shouted. "I mean uh…leap frog, a very dangerous game of leap frog." I corrected myself but it didn't help any. Erza face palmed but Lucy still didn't respond instead. "Anyway you lost the bet so now you have to go around today in a maid's outfit serving me." Erza smirked holding up a French maid's outfit. I cursed under my breath. "Unless you want to go again?" She added. I shook my head quickly. "I'm leaving now…" Lucy said awkwardly. "Probably for the best, we're going to be up all night." I smirked jokingly. Lucy's cheeks turned slightly pink while Erza's were full on crimson. Naturally I got punched in the gut multiple times by Erza, and let me tell you it hurt worse than anything imaginable. "Now go get dressed into your uniform before you tick me off any further." Erza said while Lucy left as quickly as she could. I grabbed the outfit and went behind a few trees to change. Reluctantly I stepped out fully dressed in a French maid's outfit. "I hate you for this." I grumbled. Erza just laughed at how ridiculous I looked. "Anything you want, Mistress?" I said with little enthusiasm. She paused for a second or two to decide on what she wanted and then finally said; "I want you to buy me a cake shop." I stared at her for what seemed like forever with the most blank of expressions I could pull off. "You son of a jackal. Very well Mistress I will get to that right away, in the mean time do try to relax." With that I headed for the nearest cake shop. She's going to clean me out of house and home by the time the day ends.
I didn't pay much attention to the name of the store I was more focused on how I was going to pay for all of this. Maybe if I take all of the money I earned on each job plus this week's rent, then go on a job later to replace the lost rent, I should be fine. "Excuse me sir." I had totally forgotten that I was wearing such a vulgar costume and had not thought through how I would react to the attention. The baker howled with laughter as soon as I said something. "I'm sorry Miss, how can I help you?" My eye twitched with annoyance. "I'm a guy." That made him laugh even more. "Stop tittering and listen to me!" A growl formed deep within my throat. "I want to buy this store." The man continued his series of guffaws. I'm not exactly known for my patience with humans. "I'm freaking being serious here, give me the store I have over 70,000 jewels will that be enough?" The man suddenly became quiet. A look of pure shock showed upon his chubby little face. "Oh sure I guess the store is all yours, may I still work here?" I shrugged at him. "Sure whatever just stop making fun of me." We shook hands on it and I handed him the money. I seriously can't believe I just bought a whole cake store. I trotted over to where I left Erza and handed her the deed to the store. "There now let's ease up on the money requests I am not rich." She smiled with delight at her new prize. "Let's go over there now and eat all of the cakes!" My stomach protested the moment I heard that. "Sorry maybe just one slice for me, my fangs and stomach can't tolerate much sweets." She blinked at me as if that was the most ridiculous thing she ever heard but she nodded anyway.
"So how about we go on another mission later with Saya and Gray? I don't recall ever taking on a job request with either of them and Saya does need experience." I suggested as Erza inhaled another giant slice of strawberry cheesecake. "Sure I don't mind." She mumbled in pure bliss. I chuckled and wiped the crumbs off of her face. "You're getting it everywhere try to keep it in your mouth please." I said as her cheeks lit up red once more. "I'll go inform Saya and Gray about us teaming up and then we'll all meet up by the job request board to pick one out." I said casually and Erza nodded in agreement. "See you later." I kissed her cheek quickly and left before she could react.
Bonus Interview-
Pickles: This time I will be interviewing Saya Lillium since she hardly has any speaking lines and pretty much has been useless for most of the story.
Saya: Excuse me? I have defeated 40 monsters, removed a giant canon so that it wouldn't destroy Fairy Tail, and beat the heck out of 15 bandits! You're the useless one. –Crosses her arms over her chest-
Pickles: O-oh sorry. Um let's start with age—
Saya: I'm Koya's twin you moron what do you think?
Pickles: Okay then favorite food?
Saya: Sweets or salty food, I prefer something with seafood in it.
Pickles: Favorite colors?
Saya: Purple and Blue
Pickles: Why are you so flatchested?
Saya: …..
Pickles: Is it because you're so short?
Saya: ….
Pickles: You've got a short temper too, very hotheaded I've heard.
Saya: …-Tackles Pickles and starts beating him with the nearest chair-
Me: BREAK IT UP!
Saya: -Stops and huffs annoyed-
Pickles: .w. Did you bite me?
Saya: Your point?
Pickles: ….nevermind what is your fear?
Saya: …I can't stand heights.
Pickles: Because you're use to being so close to the ground?
Saya: -Glares daggers-
Me: -Holds her back- T-this interview is over I'm sorry! Until next time…? ~Howl on Kuromaru O. Getsuga~