Shendo: Yochi is trying to take over the world. It's kind of sad really.

Zazbo: Should I pound him?

Shendo: Maybe we'll pound Yochi later. For now all we can do is wait.

Chapter 21

Achetti: Even with all my training, I cannot defeat a living forest. I am pinned to the ground and I am alone. My fate is sealed.

Katie: (jump kicks a tree off of Achetti's left arm) Not yet it isn't.

Achetti: (hand glows as he punches himself free) Boy, am I happy to see you. Where is the child?

Katie: (dodging a branch) With Ingtou.

Achetti: (jumping from tree to tree as they try to get him) This is taking forever. (transfers energy into sword until it vibrates) My sword's unstable we have to go. (grabs Katie and they disappear as the sword explodes)

(Ingtou's house)

Ingtou: Oh great, Jr. is hungry. Does anyone know where I can get a bottle?

Jack: Here you go. (hands him a baby bottle filled with milk)

Ingtou: I don't even want to know why you have that with you.

Jack: Emergencies.

Ingtou: I said I didn't want to know. (doorbell rings) Who is it?

Achetti: It's me, Achetti.

Ingtou: (opens door) come in.

Achetti: All right, Ingtou, why did you steal my DNA to create a child?

Ingtou: Isn't it obvious?

Achetti: No, actually it isn't.

Ingtou: You need to get used to being a parent or atleast soften up. I mean, no one wants to date a jerk. Oh and I didn't want another Achetti running around, so I added some of LWP's DNA to make him unique.

Achetti: That explains the green eyes.

Ingtou: It's pretty stressful being a parent, so I'll hand Tuari over to you two.

Achetti: Is that his name?

Ingtou: Yep!

Achetti: Nice name.

Oh, by the way, I've moved Kimiko into her own room to give you guys some space.

Achetti: Thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go make a new sword. My old one was destroyed.

Ingtou: But, what about Yochi.

Achetti: He left me to die. As far as he's concerned, I'm gone.

Katie: I'm coming with you anyways.

Ingtou: I'm not babysitting again. You have to take Tuari with you. (hands Tuari and the bottle to Achetti) Goodbye brother and sister. Take care of my nephew!

(later)

Achetti: (feeding Tuari the milk) You don't believe Ingtou, do you? He really did it to get us together.

Katie: I know.

Pedrimo: Ah spring, when a young muse's fancy turns to love.

Achetti: How'd you escape?

Pedrimo: Master Yochi let me out so I can find him a girl. (looks at Katie) She'll do.

Achetti: Back off, Pedrimo. She's mine.

Pedrimo: I'll fight you for her.

Achetti: Why don't you find another girl? It would be a lot easier than fighting me.

Pedrimo: You're right. See yah! (disappears)

Achetti: Sorry about that, Katie. I probably shouldn't have said that but I...well... er...um...I'm just going to shut up now.

(AN: Wow, Achetti's at a loss for words. That's a first.)

Achetti: (Points to a cave) We're here! (walks inside) this is where I get the various metals and crystals I use to make my sword. In fact, I think I'll make you one too and teach you how to use it.

Shendo: I think Katie's having an effect on my brother.

Zazbo: YAY! I wonder what age humans get married.

Achetti: You have no idea how much I wish to hurt you right now.

Zazbo: LWP, HELP! YOUR BOYFRIENDS GOING TO HURT ME!

Shendo: (--U) R & R, please.