RWBY Reacts to Ships

by: Random


TM Calypso: I have a tendency to avoid Rosewick fics, even though I am perfectly fine with it. No idea why I do that. Also, I shouldn't be surprised by this...but there are a lot of Ruby ships out there.

Ran: Yeah, looking at my list everyday to see what I have to work on and I'm like: Ruby again? As for Rosewick, I don't usually ship the villain with the protagonist if they don't show signs of having the 'chemistry' in them. I usually read fics on those I ship, so never read a Rosewick one.

PotterLAW2016: I have been waiting for this chapter since you started the story. This did not disappoint! I am an avid crack shipper and have a slight (yeah if you can call and ocean, slight) obsession with Rosewick. I have read every story I could get my hands on with those two making any interaction. Can't wait for the next update! Also Taurodonna is confirmed for the past and an abusive relationship. So maybe it's Beauty and the Beast in reverse?

Ran: I am glad you liked it. Tauradonna, I don't know if it was confirmed by RT or not, 'cause simply Adam saying Love and Darling, don't really convince me. But you could be right, Beauty and the Beast in reverse could happen.

merendinoemiliano: Hello, very funny chapter. I don't ship this pairing, since i hate the age gaps(as in the stories i mentioned before) and i agree with Yang, i hope she'll win. Keep up the good work and see you later.

P.s. well, generally i hope the villauns will be more than simple bad guys, maybe tragic figure somehow like in Kenichi(another awesome series of martial arts) and Hokuto no Ken. In particular for Salem and maybe Lionhearth(even if we barely seen his shoulders), i don't want her like a crazy overlady copy of Voldemort and him like Pettigrew(and if you want to talk, i'm free)

Ran: The age gaps are a problem. If Weiss decides to switch places with Yang on the Karaoke challenge or Yang does a wrestling/punching challenge, she is sure to win.

Having villains simply being bad guys and nothing more is annoying sometimes. Creating a backstory and reasons for them to be evil kinda makes them more interesting. For me at least. Lol, and I finished Harry Potter and the Cursed Child yesterday... We could talk about Martial Arts, RWBY, story ideas! Yassss! XD

wolf:good chapter. now i am guessing you are about to do some of the rarer and stranger ships like the oregy known as pollination.

Ran: Oh, you have no idea. As for Pollination, next chapter ;)

Nixa Gorden: Random, stop being so hard on poor Ruby! Yang, get your games straight! Weiss, loosen up! Blake, do something bad so I can scold you for it! And Ruby...stop being so darn adorable!

Ran: We will try... XD


Chapter 20: October 14th

All four girls were gathered in a large room. Ran had suddenly called them and told them to meet together in this building.

"For today's chapter we have changed things a bit." she had said, while pushing the four inside the room. "We are gonna review ships, but a bit differently."

Not giving any chances of argument, the writer had quickly added: "I'll send you a message with the 'thing' you are to review. Please make yourself comfortable." and then she left.

About 15 minutes later, Ruby's scroll let out a sound, notifying the huntress that a message had come.

"You will be re-reviewing your previous ships, but in a more different way. ;)"

Ruby read.

"What?!" dropping herself into the ground, Ruby started crying, Gloom written above her head. "And here I thought we were done with them..."

Another kling, Another message.


Part I: RWBY Reacts to White Rose Fanfic

This time, a document had come attached with the message. Ruby opened it, as the other three rounded on her.

Ruby's cheeks started heating up as she read on more of the document's 'contains'.

"I want to meet this author." Yang suddenly said. "He/She is simply amazing."

"Yang!" Ruby and Weiss yelled in unison, their faces the same color as Ruby's cloak.

"What?" Yang shrugged. "They have talent. Just look at the detail."

Ruby didn't have time to react, as Yang had snatched the scroll from her and started reading aloud:

Lying on her bed, Ruby closed her eyes, trying to clear her mind. She had skipped class today, because a certain face had been haunting her thoughts for a few days now. It was simply impossible. Evey time she saw her smile, Ruby's heart skipped a beat.

It was a strange feeling. She did not know what exactly it was, but one thing was for sure: Ruby wanted to kiss that Heiress on her team.

"Ruby?!" Weiss yelled, mouth agape, her pale skin now a crimson red.

"I do not!" Ruby tried to defend herself. Any further argument was however cut off by Yang.

Ruby wanted to feel her so badly, yet the Ice Queen would give her no chances.

"Ruby Rose!" Weiss had drawn Myrtenaster by now and was chasing Ruby around the room.

"Weiss! I did not write that! You know I would never have such thoughts!" Ruby screamed, running for her life.

"Blake, you have to read this!" Yang had by now tears in her eyes. Still laughing, she handed Blake the scroll. Blake's eyebrow started rising at the text.

Weiss was finally on her arms. She leaned in to-

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Right, I told ya the author was awesome!"

Blake had stopped reading, not sure if Weiss hearing the rest could lead to a wounded Ruby.

"Read on, please! Read on." Yang said, wiping tears from her eyes.

"Yang, I don't think that's appropriate." Blake replied, and Yang's face turned into disappointed.

"Weissssssssssssss! You know I love you BFF Partner, but I would never do such things!"

"Still tho... Who wrote this?" Blake asked in a whisper, only Yand hearing her. Going to the end of the fic, she read with a raised eyebrow.

by: LittleFieryWhiteDragon

Looking at Yang, the cat faunus growled.


Part II: RWBY Reacts to Ladybug Fanfic

About one hour later, Weiss and Ruby were panting on the ground.

"That was a reaction." Yang started laughing again, only to get elbowed by Blake. "You guys don't appreciate real literature."

BIP BIP

"Hm?" Blake's scroll started vibrating for a few seconds, a message having come. "Oh, it's Ran again."

"Did she find some awesome literature again?" Yang asked, as she looked at the screen over Blake's shoulder. "Hmm... Is this a Ladybug story?"

"TURN OFF THE SCROLL!" Ruby suddenly screamed from her position.

"Geez sis," Yang ignored her order. "'m sure this is yet another masterpiece."

"Please tell me, you didn't..." Blake looked at Yang, her eyes holding a threatening glare.

"Nope!" was the blonde's reply, as she opened her mouth to read.

Opening her amber eyes, Blake sighed. Sleep wouldn't come to her, not now that her mind was focused in one goal.

"Yang. please don't-"

It was strange how the feeling had come. She knew from the first moment that she would regret having felt it, yet she could not shake it off.

"Yan-"

Now, it was too late. She could not go back, she could not leave it behind.

"I swear Yang, if-"

Turning her head to look at Ruby, her team mate and leader, Blake was shocked to see that she was staring at her.

"Ahhh, stop!"

A red tint was now covering the little Rose's cheeks. She opened her mouth, but Blake didn't need any words.

"Yang Xiao Lo-"

The both of them slid out of the room, leaving their two teammates alone.

"For Dust-"

Yet, Blake could not keep it in anymore. She pushed Ruby hard against the wall and quickly pressed her lips-

"YANG XIAO LONG!" Yang could not ignore this one yell. "YOU ARE SO F*CKING DEAD!"

Blake was on top of her, mouth covered with hands. Her face was by now the same color as Ruby and Weiss'.

Oh wait, Ruby's face had gone 2x darker.

"BLAKE!" the young huntress let out in embarrassment.


Part III: RWBY Reacts to Enabler Fanfics

"Hmfweu...! hsf!" Yang was tied up in a chair. She could not move, nor speak.

BIP BIP

It was Yang's scroll. Blake went and reached for it. Opening the message, the faunus let an evil smirk form on her lips.

Yang started shaking in her chair, a look of terror in her eyes.

"Oh, you thought you were the only one who could embarrass us?"

Ruby took a step back. The woman before her was not her sister.

"Why me again?!"

Her eyes were full of hunger. Hunger for her.

"Blake, no more me!"

Her waist was hurting. Yang had warped her arms around it, in an iron grip.

Yang shook harder and harder in her chair, trying to free herself.

"Yang, what is wrong with yo-...?!" Ruby tried to ask, but Yang's lips shut her up.

"Nothing is wrong with me, Ruby." Yang replied, lust in her voice.

"BLAKE!" Ruby screamed, anime tears like a waterfall. She was trying her best to snatch the scroll away from Blake, but it was impossible.

Ruby wanted to speak again, but Yang's lips were soon on hers. Impatiently, she started removing Ruby's-

"AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" that was the end of her reading, as Yang -with her body aflame- broke free from her restraints and lunged forwards at Blake.


Part IV: RWBY Reacts to Monochrome Fanfic

"Was that necessary?!" Blake screamed, as she looked at Yang, the blonde having calmed down after hitting her.

"But you wouldn't stop!"

"And you had to punch me!"

"You were reading inappropriate literature!"

"Why, were the ones you read Appropriate?!"

"Just stop!"

The two woman stopped their argument when Weiss yelled at them. Blake still holding her bruised cheek, shoot a glare at Yang, before her attention was drown way by Weiss' bipping scroll.

"Oh, not again!"

"There have been lots of noises coming from your room, girls. Is everything alright?"

Weiss: Oh, nothing is alright in here!

Weiss typed furiously, her eye twitching at the response.

"Sorry guys, but here is the next one."

"Oh, I'm having no more of this!" Weiss screamed on top of her lungs, completely oblivious to the fact that Ruby now had Weiss' scroll in her hands.

"Oh, it's a Checkmate story." Ruby read in wonder, but then an evil gleam clouded her eyes. "Payback time."

Weiss had had enough. She was the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company. Everyone was basically praying and begging they could be with her. Yet, the one person that had caught her interest, was ignoring her!

"Ruby!" Weiss yelled at her partner, betrayal in her tone.

She was currently seated in the library, trying to get her mind off of the woman.

Talk of the devil. Opposite of her direction was the bookworm that she was so trying to make her own.

"Ruby Rose, stop this nonsense at once!"

It was today. Today was the day the black haired woman would bow before her.

"Blake." Weiss greeted, as said woman rose her eyes slightly and then went back to her book. "Hello Weiss."

"Just stop ignoring me!"

"I'm not ignoring you."

"Yes you are!"

"Am not."

Weiss' short temper had had enough. Removing the book from her face, she soon found her lips pressed-

WOOSH

In a cold wind of ice, Ruby found herself frozen, unable to continue.


Part V: RWBY Reacts to Freezerburn Fanfic/Freezerbabies AU

(I do not own Freezerbabies AU. Go check the original work, it's awesome)

"I am sending her a message!" Weiss said, pulling out her scroll, only to stop when a bipping sound rang out of Yang's scroll. "Too late."

"What literature could we have now?" Ruby said, surprising the others with the irony in her voice.

"It's a..." Yang started as she read the document sent to them. "... Freezerburn story."

"What?!" Weiss was besides Yang the next moment.

Yang was looking at her wife. They where going to add those fog machines!

"We are married?" the both of them asked, looking at each other.

Their twin children suddenly entered the room, followed by an angry older sister.

"We have children?" again in unison, looking at each-other dumbfounded.

"How is that possible?" Blake asked. Females could not have children together. Or so she had heard.

"Let me see! Let me see!" Ruby was jumping around, trying to take a look at Yang's Screen.

"Nope!" Yang quickly replied.

"This piece of literature is only for Freezerburn's eyes!" Weiss added, as the two woman retreated to the corner, eyes not leaving Ruby's form. "Us only!" both added, getting back to reading.


Part VI: RWBY Reacts to Bumblebee Fanfic/Henceforward AU

(Henceforward AU is a fan-made Manga by Kuma)

"This is getting out of control." Weiss started. "No way are we reading anymore of this things!"

"Oh, come on Weiss, it's fun!" Yang replied cheerfully, only to be glared at by Blake. "Punching me is fun?!" the faunus asked in distrust.

"N-no!"

"Weiss freezing me in a block of ice is fun?!"

"Maybe?"

"Yang?!"

Yang wanted to reply to her sister, but was interrupted when her scroll started bipping again.

"Don't open it-!" Weiss started, but Yang didn't listen.

"It's a..." Yang started reading it, and had to hold her nose. "Bumblebee story."

"No...!" Blake growled, placing a book she pulled out of nowhere on top of her head.

"I'm hurt, Blakey." the blonde huntress said, eyes not leaving her scroll's screen.

"Yang... your nose is bleeding..." Ruby voiced out, and Yang's eyes widened.

"Oh, tell me that's not..."

At this, Blake retreated to the corner, book still covering her face.

"No way." Yang tried to look innocent, but her nose was being evil to her. "Um... Is that Ruby?" she asked, wanting to get out of the awkward situation.

"Yang, don't-"

"No, that's actually me."

All three girls turned to look at the book Blake was using as a face-cover.

"RWBY Henceforward AU?"

At the question, Blake pulled the book down and looked at them with wide eyes. "Umm... eh... this is..."

Before she could continue tho, her book was on Yang's hands.

"It's a... It's a... Fan-made manga about team RWBY in a AU Future." Yang finally said, as she went through the pages.

Blake was mortified.

"I look good with long hair."

"I have Dust in my blood? It looks efficient but painful."

"Oh, come on! I am the most awesome of them all!"

"And it's a..."

"Bumblebee and White Rose story..." all three then turned to Blake, but the cat faunus was not there.


Part VII: RWBY Reacts to Arkos Fanfic

"I need a break." Ruby whines. Six times. For six times in a row, something bad has happened every time a bip sound is heard.

And no god was hearing her pleas, as yet another message came.

"Do. Not. Open. It!"

"Geez guys," and yet again, Yang had decided to open the damned message. All three other girls glared at her, and were about to jump at the blonde. "It's about Jaune and Pyrrha!" Yang quickly said, just as the others were on top of her, hands going to mouth.

"Oh," Ruby started, relieved. "Then it's not a problem."

"Ruby! We can't read stories about other people!" Weiss yelled at her partner.

"Weiss is right." Blake added. "We should end this."

Yang suddenly appears before her, waving her manga before her face. "I get your point Yang." Blake deadpanned, snatching the book away from the blonde.

Pyrrha was one of the strongest huntresses in Beacon. She had power and intelligence, making others believe that she could achieve anything. If she wanted fame, she could easily make it. If she wanted money, she could earn them. However, no one knew of her one goal. There was one boy, who didn't look at her as Pyrrha the Invincible, but simply as Pyrrha Nikos. He, Jaune Ark, owned the one thing others had no chance of achieving, Pyrrha's heart.

"It doesn't look that bad." Ruby said, earning a nod from Weiss. They had had enough of embarrassing texts.

"Lame!"

That was Yang.

However, Jaune didn't seem to notice this. Pyrrha would try her best, never pushing him tho. Yet, one ice princess had captured his eye from the beginning, and it looked like Pyrrha had no chance.

So, can you imagine her joy, when she kissed him?

"Wait! They kissed?!"

Even if it was a means of goodbye, she was happy.

"P-pyrrha!"

She was finally able to show him that she loved Jaune Ark. She didn't want anything else. Pyrrha had decided, that if this battle would be her last, she would not die in vain. She would fight for Jaune, for her team, her friends, her loved ones.

Now was not the time to turn back, she had to look forward.

"*Sniff* Your death was not in vain, Pyrrha. *Sob* I'm sorry! I couldn't make it to the top... I was too late. I could have saved you!" Ruby started crying, her two teammates went to comfort her, as Yang read on.

So I say to my friends, please don't cry.

Please, do not hurt yourself anymore. I don't want you to keep this sadness, I want you to move on.

Tell Jaune I love him.

Tell Ren and Nora to look after each-other, to never separate.

I'm sorry, but this is my final.

Goodbye.

by P.N.

*Sob*

"Goddamnit Ran!"


Part VIII: RWBY Reacts to Boop Fanfic

BIP

"What is it this time?!"

They were getting annoyed by this.

"Oh, it's a voice message."

"Hola Amigos! It's me again. Sorry 'bout the last fic, but it was sent to me via e-mail by P.N and I couldn't ignore it, so I sent it to you. Please, when we meet again, refrain from killing me. Oh, and now Imma gonna send you a Renora fanfic."

Yang didn't wait tho, immediately calling Ran.

"Sup!"

"Hey Ran."

"What does my favorite blonde want from me?"

"Don't send the doc."

"Why not?"

"Either send a live video or nothing else."

"What?!"

"Pfft. Everyone knows Renora is gonna be Canon. No need for fanfictions."

"O-okay."

"*Cracks Knuckles* Now, about the other fics..."

"Y-yes?"

"*&%##^*(*%^&%&^$$#^%^%^%!"

"Y-yes m-m-ma'am!"

"Yang...?"

Yang: *Completely Evil Smug Smirk*


Part IX: RWBY Reacts to Crosshare Fanfic (+Velvet)

KNOCK KNOCK

"Velvet?" The 4 girls asked in unison, as they saw the rabbit faunus standing by the door.

"H-Hello!" Velvet greeted, as the girls motioned for her to get inside. "RandomReader -or something- asked me to come visit you girls h-here."

Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang, all four with an unreadable look in their faces, retreated to the corner of the room.

"This is bad."

"The next 'review' must have something to do with Velvet."

"Crosshares, remember?"

Velvet could not make out their words, as the four talked in whispers.

Taking a step back, she was shocked when the girls suddenly appeared before her, Velvet opened her mouth, but Yang beat her to it.

"Hear me out. No matter what, even if labelled as urgent, never open the messa-"

BIP BIP

"Huh? What's this?"

"VELVET NO!"

Too late. Their try at saving Velvet had failed. Looking at said faunus, as she curiously read the text, RWBY terrifyingly watched as Velvet's expression went from normal to

MORTIFIED

"KYA!" Was all Velvet gave as she ran out of the room, accidentally throwing her scroll behind.

Yang picked it up, and started reading.

"... I'm scandalized..."


Part X: RWBY Reacts to Lancaster Fanfic

"I am out!" Yang suddenly said, going for the door. Yes, she was having fun reading the embarrassing stories, but she preferred not being tied to a chair again.

"It's locked...?" she told the other three. No matter how hard she pulled, the door wouldn't open.

"We are stuck here until the ships are done." Blake told them. "And if I remember correctly, we reviewed 19 ships up to this point."

"And this is...?"

"The tenth ship I think."

"The tenth ship." Weiss put a hand under her chin, trying to remember something. "The tenth ship... What was it about?" then it hit her. "Lancaster! The tenth ship was Lancaster."

"Oh no, we are not reading any fics about my sis and Vomit boy."

No matter if Yang wanted to read or not, Ruby's scroll started bipping.

"I am reading it." Ruby said. "Only. I."

5 minutes later, and Ruby regretted it.

Quickly going to the mortified Ruby's side, Yang starting reading to the other two.

They were all curious as to what terrified Ruby after all.

They regretted it too.

Team RNJR had finally arrived in Haven. Ren and Nora had left to their own room, and as Jaune was looking at his shield, a thought ran through his head. A thought about a certain member in his new team.

KNOCK KNOCK

That thought was interrupted by the knocks on the door. Rising to his feet to go answer said door, Jaune was surprised to see Ruby on the other side.

"U-um... Jaune... Can I talk to you about something?"

"Sure Ruby." Jaune answered, as the scyther entered his room. "What is it you need from me?"

"I-I wanted to let you know that I-I h-have f-"

"That Blonde is not passing my test!" Yang growled, as a certain scroll went flying out of the window.

"Yang?!"


Part XI: RWBY Reacts to Arctic Ocean Fanfic

"My scroll?!"

"Relax Rubes, now no more fics will bother you."

"But, Yang-"

BIP BIP

"Of course," Yang started. "Chapter 11 was about Arctic Ocean."

Ruby's semblance allowed her to burst into rose petals, thus gaining super speed. This semblance came in handy when you wanted to throw your partner's scroll out of the window, in order to prevent her from reading a fic about a ship you hate.

"Ruby?!"

"Now we are even."

"But Yang threw your scroll not me!"

From outside their room, through the window, they heard a yell: "Goddamnit! What's with these falling scrolls today?!"

"Oops..."


Part XII: RWBY Reacts to Baked Alaska Fanfic

"Let me guess... Baked Alaska?" Blake deadpanned, watching as Yang was head-butting the wall. The continuation of the buttings counted as a yes.

"Yang, you could get some advice, tips and methods from the fic. Use them and we can get Neo on our side!" Ruby told her sister.

"N-E-V-E-R!" Yang growled, the wall before her about to give away.

"Come on, sis! Think about the future."

"Never. Gonna. Happen!"

"I don't think she is going to listen."

"But Blake, the future of Beacon! Having Neo on our side will benefit the good side!"

"The only thing that involves Neo that Yang will accept is a rematch."

"But, Blake-"

CRASH

The wall gave away.

The head-butting continued, even tho Yang was hitting only the air.

"Okay, I see your point."


Part XIII: RWBY Reacts to Milk and Cereal Fanfic

"Chapter 13 was about Milk and Cereal right?"

"I think so, Weiss."

BIP BIP

"I was right!"

Ruby pulled out her scroll (a random guy -who was hit by the falling scroll- brought it up to them). Opening the doc, Ruby read to herself.

"Finally!" she sighed in relief. "It is not about kissing and stuff!"

The other three started rounding on Ruby, curious to take a pick at the text.

Weiss: Wait, Pyrrha is your partner in this? B-but what about me?

Blake: Pyrrha is training you? You two would be unstoppable if you were to team up.

Yang: Where am I in this?

Ruby: *Retreats away* The rest is for Ruby Rose's eyes only!


Part XIV: RWBY Reacts to Nuts and Dolts Fanfic

"Do you think Ruby's alright?" Yang asked the other two. "She has been glued to her scroll for hours now."

"And she has that weird face on..."

"Nope she is so not okay."

BIP BIP

"And that is not a good sign."

"Nuts and Dolts if I remember correctly."

"Weiss, distract Ruby. Blake, we are getting that scroll away from her!"

"What, Yang? Why do I have to-"

Yang: Puppy dog eyes

"Fine!"

Weiss slowly walked near Ruby. She tried many things, waved her hand in front of Ruby's face, talked, walked away, yelled etc, but nothing could remove Ruby's attention from her scroll. Not now that she had opened another fanfiction.

"What do you need Weiss?" Ruby suddenly asked, her voice forced. "C-can't you see *sob* I-I'm busy? *Sniff*"

"Ruby, are you okay?"

"I'm fine. J-just reading something."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. It's just that this fic reminds me of Penny so much."

"Ruby..."

"Yeah, I-m j-just fine... *Sniff*"


Part XV: RWBY Reacts to Snow Birds Fanfic

"*Sigh* this is tiring!"

"Stop complaining, Yang."

"If my memory serves me right... Snow Birds. I believe that was the ship name."

"Oh great. Uncle Qrow and Winter."

Yang looked at the other three. The sleeping Ruby (what? It was about 10 PM by now), the pacing Weiss, and the ever so calm Blake. Whose scroll would bip?

BIP BIP

Oh, Weiss'.

"Catch it, Yang." Weiss suddenly threw her scroll to Yang. "Read it." she waved her confused look off, going for the window, stopping to look the outside view. Not that she could see much.

This was surprising. Qrow was known to frequent numerous bars, but to see Ice Queen here too was shocking.

Rising from his sit, Qrow made his way to the table Winter was sitting.

"Sup, Ice Queen." he greeted, making the Schnee turn her attention to him.

"Qrow?"

"I should be the one surprised, Schnee."

"Why are you here?"

"To drink of course. And maybe get a sight of beautiful-"

"It was a rhetorical question."

"Of course."

I light snore interrupted Yang's reading. The blonde looked at Weiss, seeing her sited down on the ground, sleeping.

Yang smiled, and went to go sit near her sister and Blake, after carrying Weiss to their location.


Part XVI: RWBY Reacts to Black Sun Fanfic

A low bip sound came from Blake's scroll. Ruby and Weiss were asleep, and she wasn't sure about Yang.

Pulling out her scroll, Blake started reading, the doc she believed held a Black Sun fic.

She would sometimes smile, sometimes blush and sometimes frown.

She however, wasn't aware of Yang looking at her. The blonde slowly pushed herself closer to Blake, enough to rest her head on the faunus' shoulder.

"Whatcha reading?" she asked, even though she had a clear answer in her head.

"N-nothing!" Blake responded, quickly turning off her scroll.

"Black Sun?"

"Yeah..."

"I won't judge you." Yang said, even tho Blake detected something strange in her voice. "Good night."

"Good Night, Yang."


Part XVII: RWBY Reacts to Falling Petals Fanfic/Mama Cinder AU

"How many left?"

"Three I think."

"The VillainXHero ships?"

"Those are the three last ships so, yeah."

It was morning again. The second day of their 'imprisonment' had come. What about food, someone may ask. Well, now they understood why Ran had said: "Bring as much food as you can."

The real question would be: Why the hell do they have to stay locked in this room until they finish the reviewing?

BIP BIP

They were expecting Ruby's scroll to bip soon, as they all knew the next ship.

Falling Petals.

"No way." Yang said, her mouth hanging open. She was looking over Ruby's head, interested in the 'fic'.

But it seems, it was actually a comic.

"Why are you so adorable Ruby?!" she asked, screaming, the adorable little Ruby in the comic having defeated her.

"What do you-" Weiss and Blake were looking at the scroll the next moment, both quickly defeated by the view.

"Aww! So cute!"

"Wait, Ruby is adopted by Cinder in this?"

"But my baby sis...?"

"If this is what Falling Petals stands for, I'm so supporting it."


Part XVIII: RWBY Reacts to Beauty and the Beast Fanfic

"Goldilocks calling Red Hood. Goldilocks calling Red Hood. Target in sight."

"Red Hood can hear you Goldilocks."

"Goldilocks to White Snow. Goldilocks to White Snow. Can you hear me?"

"Why are you speaking via scroll, Yang? We are one meter away."

"Shh, White Snow! You will blow our cover!"

"Really?"

Weiss deadpanned at Yang and Ruby, as the two sisters slowly approached Blake. They knew the next ship would be Tauradonna, but acting as if they were miles apart, communicating via scrolls, telling each other about the plan and target... this was stupid.

Yang's genius plan was to steal Blake's scroll from her, before said faunus could open the message containing the doc.

It would fail of course.

A tick mark had appeared in Blake's forehead, as only the summary had made her irritated. "How many times do I have to say: I'm not going back!"

"Goldilocks to Red Hood. Goldilocks to Red Hood. Operation start!"

Using her semblance, Ruby suddenly pushed Blake to the ground, her scroll flying in the air. Before it could fall back on the ground, Yang had it in her hands. With one easy throw, the scroll was out of the window.

"Are you serious?!"

"Goddamnit!"

Oh, that guy has yet to move from his place?


Part XIX: RWBY Reacts to Rosewick Fanfic

"The last... ship..."

The four girls would rather be in a dessert than this room of terrors.

"Rosewick, right?"

"Yeah."

"Why are there so many ships about me?"

"Dunno, sis?"

BIP BIP

"Our door to Heaven has finally opened!"

"The last hardship is now before us. Just one fic... We will live!"

Ruby looked at her husband. People would always ask, how could a huntress of justice like her, fall for a criminal like Roman. Even she didn't know it.

Looking back at her husband, no, his grave, a lone tear fell from Ruby's eye.

She knew, she knew what was coming their way, when Roman had told her the plan they would use to rob the SDC.

But, she did not want to accept the fact that her love was killed by a dear friend.

Roman was killed by Weiss Schnee.

Previously her partner, Ruby had left her team to join Roman and the White Fang, but to think that she would lose her current family to her last one was painful.

"Wait, wait!" Weiss stopped the reading. "You would betray us, me your partner, for Roman?"

"No! Never!"

"This fics are such a trust killer."


(I have wanted to do this for a while)

Part XX: RWBY Reacts to Wild Rose Fanfic

Months had passed since the fall of Beacon.

Months had passed since the four had last seen each-other.

Now, they were standing face to face. Together again, at last, Team RWBY again.

BIP BIP

And the bip ruined the moment.

"What now?" Weiss asked herself, pulling her scroll out. She was here, finally together with her team, and someone had the guts to interrupt their moment. "... Oh, it's from Ran."

"Sup Weiss! I found this little piece while searching DustNet and thought you might wanna read it. *Document Attached*"

"Please, let it not be one of those stupid fics." Yang pleaded.

"I think... it is..." Weiss rolled her eyes at the doc, but still proceeded reading it.

Her skin going from pale to red, from anger of course.

Whitley Schnee, now the new heir of the SDC. He knew that he was their father's favorite child, yet for some reasons, the status was given to Weiss, his useless older sister.

Now however, he had it. He had what was rightfully his. Both of his barbarian sisters didn't deserve that right, and he was not going to give it to them. The Schnee Dust Company was going to have a bright future with him as the leader.

He had just one wish, one demand. He wanted to make his sister, Weiss, suffer.

But, all she loved now was their oldest sister and her team. He had no chances against Winter, so only her team was left.

More specifically, her partner.

One Ruby Rose. He had her locked up in his chambers. No matter how strong RNJR might have been, they stood no chance against the Atlasian Army.

Now all he had to do was torture the little rose. That would make Weiss suffer. No not torture, that would anger her, and not make her suffer. Another plan, he needed another plan.

Of course, he could make the girl love him.

Yes, that would make Weiss suffer. Losing the only thing she held dear.

Yes, it would all start with the unexpected loss of someone dear.

"You little..." Weiss was growling. Ruby backed away, not understanding anything. Of course, Weiss hadn't read aloud, so the only one understanding anything was Yang, the huntress standing right next to Weiss.

"Whitley Schnee!" Weiss screamed to the sky. "You are so F^%&ing DEAD!"

"Want a ride on Bumblebee?" Yang asked, cracking her knuckles. "I just found a new punching bag."


A/N: Yeah... I wrote all the fics up above...