Treasure of El Dorado Part II- Peaches in the Moon
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Opening Sequence and Theme Song
Sounds of the bouzouki playing are heard. We see Lilo, Stitch, and Angel, followed by Kitsune who hurls the Ace of Hearts.
Life is like a hurricane here in Terra
Pyramids
Assyrians
Great ways
It's a Stitchblur
Might find a Galleon
Or Egyptian silver
We see ancient Egyptian silver relics, the scene changes to Kitsune, Lilo, and Angel being chased in across the streets in Italy. In another scene, we see Ryuu gunning down several battle droids.
ExpTales
Oooh
Everyday there out there making ExpTales
Oooh
Tales of amazing evil and good
StitchTales
Lilo climbs a ladder, below her; Hamsterviel is reaching up to her. As Lilo panics, she quickly climbs up before the rodent gets her.
D-D-Danger watch behind you
There's a villain out to find you
What to do? Just hold on to some ExpTales
Oooh
In space, we see Reuben "swimming" after a piece of an important satellite, as he gets close to the piece a tractor beam pulls it away from him.
Everyday there out there making ExpTales
Oooh
Tales of amazing evil and good
StitchTales
Oooh
Stitch grabs hold of the mine cart as it goes at high speeds.
Kitsune wearing a foustanella and Vixy wearing traditional Maronite clothing climb a pillar with Assyrian markings, as Kitsune and Vixy keep going up, they both grab a jeweled crown and the two rivals fight for it.
Not Egyptian Tales
Or Irish Tales
NO
EXPTALES
Oooh
Lilo, Stitch, Angel pop out from silver coins as Kitsune comes out. In the background, a map of the Ancient World is seen.
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Author's note: The adventures of Lilo and the gang have taken them to India to search the mythical city of El Dorado, the legendary city of gold and riches beyond any mortal dreams. But not is all simple and delicate, as Vixy also seeks the City of Gold to surpass her wealth and finally have an economic grasp over the Earth and control the gold market. Will our heroes arrive to El Dorado or meet their end from a rifle's barrel?
The events depicted here in this Fanfiction are entirely fictional; any coincidence with persons living or dead is purely coincidental. I do not own Lilo and Stitch or the franchise, but I own all original characters, fictional organizations and industries.
Dear booji boo,
How are you? I hope you're in good health and spent the holidays with your friends and family. I am sorry I couldn't attend to the Christmas dinner you hosted, but work caught in the way and I had to keep doing my research on the ruins in India.
My research has yielded results about something about a city of gold in a mountain civilization in India. The runes and scriptures point to a city of gold and jewels. I suspect that this is the city that the Spaniards call "El Dorado".
I have looked at the ruins across the Indian Peninsula to find a connection to El Dorado and have found what seemed pieces of an ancient stone map that point out the location of the City of Gold. I guess the Spanish had the wrong location.
I am sending you a few maps and charts so that you can study.
Until next time, and take care booji boo.
-Cassandra.
Kitsune couldn't stop thinking of her. The image of Cassandra was stuck in his mind, like a curse forged out of love to keep him reminded of his promise. Looking at his wedding ring, he sighed, and wondered if it's still not late to spend a quiet life with Cassandra.
Stitch was driving the car. After they got out of Hyderabad on the day they were supposed to leave, the three experiments took their turn to drive the old relic. Stitch was following the GPS on the dashboard to tell him were to go. Angel and Lilo were asleep for most of the trip.
Commence Angel's Dream sequence
Queen Angel lied next to Shah Stitch of House Sassanid, purring at him while the moon rose out of the Persian night sky. Happy to be chosen by him to be his wife, and the Queen of the Sassanid Empire, a great blessing for her, she began to whisper romantic things into his ears and the Shah blushed and gave her a kiss. From afar, a jealous Lilo, daughter of a Persian noble gave the couple an intimidating look and swore to have the Shah all for herself.
Angel only cuddled in Stitch's blue chest and giggled. He was a temptation, a living sin. For him, she was a sin, both knew that they were made for one another, and no one could destroy that love that seemed eternal…
The Persian sun arose and Queen Angel found that the Shah has left the bed. Angel sighed and it was another day in Persian royalty. The Shah was sitting, waiting for his wife so that the two can share breakfast. Angel sat next to Stitch and began to eat their breakfast.
"I have matters to attend my love," Stitch took her paw and placed his over hers. Angel only gave a silent purr and Stitch kissed it and took his leave.
As Stitch was walking in the Grand Hall of the palace, something pulled him to a pillar. It was Lilo. "Lilo, I…"
"Stitch, I don't like when you married Angel, why did you choose her over me?" Lilo asked with her arms crossed.
"Lilo," Stitch said. "What happened five years ago happened, I feel in love with her but you, you were my best friend since childhood…"
"Who was the closest one to you before she came?" Lilo asked.
"You," Stitch said.
"Who got Prince Stitch out of trouble?"
"It was you," Stitch said.
"Who convinced your father, the last Shah to appoint you heir rather than Reuben or Leroy?" Lilo crossed her arms.
"Lilo, please understand that my choice was taken, I married Angel because I love her." Stitch pointed out.
"You only married her because she has an attractive body and can belly dance too," Lilo blurted. "You only married her so that you can watch her hips and stomach move. What about me? I can be a better Queen than her."
"You dare insult my Queen!?" Stitch blurted out. "Listen Lilo, you cannot take what you want by force, I am happily married and no one can destroy the love between us now. If your father and mother were still alive, I would see that they are take care of you."
"Ditch her Stitch," Lilo said. "Ditch her and we can have each other forever."
Shah Stitch gave her an angry face. "I want you out of my sight, out of my palace and out of my life," Shah Stitch commanded. "If you attempt to destroy my marriage with Angel, I will punish you, is that understood?"
There was no response from the noblewoman.
Stitch then took his leave.
Lilo made a fist. "I swear my love; you will be mine... for all eternity."
It was evening, and Angel was belly dancing for the Shah, Stitch smiled with a purr. Lilo didn't think twice of what she was going to do. When the Queen finished her belly dance session, she would kill her and pass her death as an accident. Oh the satisfaction of being with Stitch, and with that pink devil out her way, she could would have Stitch for her, the Empire, and the luxuries of being the Queen.
When Angel finished her session, Shah Stitch wanted more, but Angel promised more to him when bedtime came. Stitch purred loudly.
As the Queen went to the Royal Chambers to change, she didn't know that Lilo was behind her.
Angel took off her belly dance suit and changed to her royal attire. She heard something and turned around. She found Lilo with a sword.
"Lilo? What are you doing here?" Angel asked.
Lilo began to swing the curved blade against her.
Angel screamed.
"My Queen," Stitch said. "Guards!!! Check the Royal Chambers!"
The Royal Guards rushed to the bedroom to find Lilo attacking Angel. Angel was dodging the slashes Lilo was giving her. When Stitch entered, his face changed to anger. "Guards! Seize her!"
The guards seized Lilo, who dropped the sword.
At the Throne Room, Lilo was facing the seated monarchs.
"Grand Vizier," Stitch said. "What is the punishments for attempting to assassinate the Queen?"
"Your Majesty," Reuben said. "The punishments are 20 whips on the back, exile, being burned by a hot sword blade, and finally death."
Lilo gulped after she heard the last punishment.
"Since you tried to kill my Queen," Stitch said. "Your fate rests in her shoulder."
Lilo looked meanly at Angel.
"Since you tried to kill me," Angel said. "I am willing to spare you if you accept this punishment if not death will be the punishment for you."
Lilo was silent.
"Your punishment, Lilo,"Angel said. "You will be Governor Leroy's wife and you will please his every desire…"
Lilo was silent.
"I'll take that as a yes," Angel said. "I will write a letter to Governor Leroy about his good fortune, he has found a bride."
Stitch signaled the guards to take Lilo away.
Angel gave Lilo a look as she was taken away into the dungeons. As Stitch rubbed her belly, she purred loudly.
End Angel's Dream sequence
The car stopped in what seemed a mountain entrance. Two pillars at both sides indicated that they were inside the ruins and the path to El Dorado. "This must be it."
"How you know?" Stitch asked.
"Well we followed the GPS and there are tracks of vehicles used by Dragoon Industries," Kitsune said as he took over the car and transferred to the seat next to the red bounty hunter. "Besides, at the other end of the pillars will take us to the city."
After reaching the other end, Kitsune handed pistols to Angel and Stitch. As they got out of the car, the vehicle exploded.
"What the?" Stitch said.
Liliana looked from below and ordered the Leroy with the rocket launcher to head back to the golden city. With dark eyes, she took out her satellite phone and dialed a number. "They are here,"
"So Kitsune and the others have arrived," Vixy said. "Very well, kill them all and throw the bodies to the cold airs below us."
"As you wish," Liliana took out her bullpup assault rifle and took her path to intercept the intruders.
Lilo noticed the strange scriptures etched on the walls of the tunnel. Stitch was making sure Angel and Lilo were OK. As they saw the path end to what seemed stairs going up. Taking the stairs, Stitch felt a cold wind brushing against his cheeks. "It's cold," Stitch said.
Kitsune noticed that they were in the mountain side. "One wrong move and its over,"
Angel looked down and began to lose balance. "Whoaaaaaa..." She began to fall but felt something grabbed her paw. She looked up to find Stitch. Her faced turned a bit red and held on to her sweet life. As Stitch pulled her back, she gave him a kiss.
"Can we stop the mushy stuff and going?" Lilo pointed out. "There's no time for romance, there's a city of gold and wasp mummies from India waiting for us."
Kitsune sighed. That little girl has a big imagination beyond belief. "OK guys, we're ready to follow this mountainside path to get to the end and the entrance of the city."
Angel grabbed Stitch 's paw and made sure she wouldn't fall over the cold airs and the end that awaited below them. Lilo grabbed hold of Kitsune's back as they were climbing the mountain. A rock slide was heard on the other side and saw the rocks fall to an abyss with a faraway end. The experiments plus Lilo managed to reach the top. "Well, that easy," Stitch said.
"There it is," Lilo pointed. "The Gates to El Dorado."
"I am sure the city is made of gold," Kitsune said. "According to the legend, the city was made of pure gold, but if it isn't then there must be something of value that this Indian civilization must have hidden in the city."
"Yeah," Angel said.
As she was ready to set foot, several bullets impacted the ground. Angel looked up to find a blond woman carrying a bullpup assault rifle. "Who are youga?"
"If you must know," The woman did an acrobatic leap and landed in her feet. "My name is Colonel Liliana Martinova and I serve Vixy and the Vixy Special Forces."
"Another psycho…" Kitsune said.
"Surely you think of me as the same as those failing experiments, but trust me, I am more of challenge." Liliana said as she aimed her rifle at Stitch. "Who will die first?"
"Lilo, stand back." Stitch said as he took aim.
Lilo began seek cover.
Liliana began to fire her assault rifle at Angel.
Angel did an acrobatic flip as the bullets flew toward her. As the blonde Russian began to reload, Stitch and Kitsune took this chance to fire. Their pistols send three blaster bolts in her body with little damage. "She too strong," Stitch noticed.
"Yeah, our blaster shots aren't having much effect on her," Kitsune said. "It's like her body has a great stamina beyond human reach."
"You are correct red one," Liliana said as she pulled the trigger, sending red-glowing caseless bullets flying towards the experiments. Stitch and Kitsune dodge the shots.
"Angel, some back up would be nice," Kitsune said as he and Stitch concentrated fire on Liliana.
Liliana began to take aim at Stitch and fired a burst of bullets.
The bullets began to bounce one by one but one managed to hit Stitch. "Arrgggh…" Stitch growled in pain. "Stitch hit."
"I thought Jumba said you're bulletproof." Lilo pointed out.
"Not really," Kitsune dodged a spray meant for him. "Angel, move your lazy pink rear and help us."
But Angel had a plan alright.
As she climbed up the pillar, the pink experiment took a giant leap and dived into the Russian. Angel quickly joined the three experiments and took aim. "Not bad, not bad at all you furry menaces."
"Concentrate fire." Angel said as she began to pull the trigger on her pistol.
Kitsune and Stitch did the same.
Liliana was taking three hits at once. As the blasterfire got intense and intense, she felt something hit her heart. Touching her chest, she brought her hand up and looked at the dark red blood. She was still standing.
Angel took aim.
There was a sound of thunder.
"Auughhh…" Liliana went down with the final hit by Angel.
"OK Lilo, it's over." Kitsune said.
Lilo arose from the ground. "Is she…?"
"I rather not talk about it." Kitsune said. "But in the good side, the city of El Dorado awaits."
"Yay!" Angel and Stitch said.
As the group crossed the gates followed by a long dark tunnel, they emerged to see a city of pure gold. Up ahead was a massive palace with colorful windows. "Wow," Lilo said amazed by the sight. "Look at this, its like Wasp Mummies VIII: The Lost Empire of Gold."
"Only this real," Stitch said. "We rich!"
"Part of this discovery should go to the much needed people who need money." Kitsune said. "There are a lot of people who need it."
"Ih," Angel said.
"Come on guys," Kitsune said. "Fame and fortune wait up ahead."
As the four arrived at the main plaza, they looked at the buildings made of pure gold. Four darts flew towards them and impacted their arms. With them going to sleep, they looked like peaches in the moon.
Vixy and two VSF Shock Troopers looked at the bodies. "Take them away."
