A 300 ft ladder anyone?

EAMF: Hello everyone, your probably wondering why MHG isn't doing the intro? He's currently occupied.

MHG: (All throughout chapter I'll be calling down from top of castle) When I get down from the top of this castle, you are so dead!

EAMF: At the rate your shimmying down, I think that's unlikely!

MHG: Got a ladder?

EAMF: Oh sure a 300 ft ladder... of course not you idiot!

MHG: Peach! Do something!

Peach: Consider this payback for all the violence you've caused.

EAMF: Lets get started shall we?

I have two questions. one for peach and one for MHG (if you want to) To MHG: Where the heck do you get all your wyverns. and also, nice swords! But I have a better sword that can come to me at any time and it can kill anything with just one slash. and To Peach: If Rosalina or Daisy somehow made Mario love them and not you, would you go to a secret stash of guns that you had, get an epic AK-47, and go crazy and shoot them and make Mario come to his senses by smacking him with a random baseball bat? btw, I think I saw Bowser with Poison Ivy. And I think she made Mario and Luigi fall in love with her. And now she's heading for the castle. And now she's there. Now she's telling Mario and Luigi something. Now Mario and Luigi are going to the other side and are behind the window that's behind MHG. Hang on a sec. Let me summon my epic sword. *summons epic sword* Ok. I think they're about to jump through the window. I'm gonna teleport to the castle. *gets to castle and breaks down door right when Mario and Luigi grab MHG and Poison Ivy jumps through the window* *charges toward Poison Ivy, but gets grabbed by vines and loses sword and can't summon it* PEACH! HURRY! GO TO YOUR SECRET STASH OF WEAPONS AND GET AN EPIC AK-47! QUICK!

The Third Mario Brother

EAMF: Unlucky for you I hacked into said secret stash, now get out before you cause further violence! (Pulls out rocket laucher)

TTMB: Crap. Shows over boyes.

MHG: Ya know, he has a point. Where are my wyverns right now!

Toad: They went out to get taco's.

MHG: Toad, if I had a weapon right now, you'd be so dead1

Toad: Don't kill the messanger!

MHG: Unfortunatly for you, I don't believe in that.

Peach: um, I don't have a secret stash.

EAMF: What? Then what stash did I hack into.

MHG: Another reason for me to want to get you back!

EAMF: Well thats a nice fact to know. Next.

Phew, haven't asked you any questions for a while...on to the questions!

Peach:So Peach, which animal do you like better, dogs or cats?

MHG: I can never get your craziness because I'm a girl so I'll just back away if you get close to me, is that alright?

I'm a random grammar freak!

Malica15

Peach: I'd have to say cats.

MHG: Please Malica15, get me down from here, somebody please! I don't do 300 feet in the air!

EAMF: Oh shut up up there!

MHG: Get away from me you stupid hawk! Ow! What was that for?

EAMF: Next question.

giga boswer is like godzilla.
the koppalings call boswer king ludwig called him Herr Father?
it is so damn hard to type with your thumb on a 3DS.

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Ludwig: That is very true.

MHG: KOOPA!

EAMF: God, do you every shut up?

MHG: I'm up 300 ft and barely hanging on, you try it, it ain't easy!

EAMF: Ya ya. Next question.

EAMF: the bombs a tickin

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EAMF: That thing is still creepy.

Peach: I've seen worse with MHG.

EAMF: I bet.

MHG: I resemble that remark!

EAMF: Can you just fall off already! God, good thing this is almost over.

EAMF: im serriously sorry you have to put up with him. i put up with that guy for about 9 months. by the way why did you even want to do this anywaya?

MHG: have a card for a ulimited supply of bullets and rockets for any gun at a store i dont know. it expires november 4th 2012 so use it up. by the way whats my next challange?

Peach: when was the last time you saw mario. come to think of it why hasnt MHG gotten mario on this yet?

Ludwig (if your still alive): heres a bullet and rocket proff suit and googles for facing MHG. (good luck)

MHG wanabe

MHG: MITCH!

EAMF: Why wouldn't I want to be on this fic?

MHG: I know exactly what I'm going to use that ammo for, kill you and EAMF and ludwig!

Peach: its been a while, and the reason why is he is a terrible shot.

MHG: Don't push me Peach, I'm extremely mad right now, don't push it.

Ludwig: Danke

EAMF: Final question.

Mario is shorter than you. Is that a problem?

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Peach: Sometimes yes.

EAMF: I stopped hearing MHG yelling stuff. Where is he?

MHG: (I walk in the door with a M4 carbine with M26 shotgun attachment on) Don't worry, this will not take long.

EAMF: How did you get down?

MHG: You don't need to know that, but what you do need to know is you better get to shimmying.

EAMF: Oh no, if you think I'm going to...

30 minutes later

EAMF: I am terribly afraid of heights!

MHG: Now you know how I feel. Before we go people, I want to point out something. On my user page, theres a poll for this story. It is for how many chapters it will go. The poll will end when I put up the next chapter. So if you want to influence how long this goes on for, go on my user page now and vote. See ya later folks.