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Mission Impossible? Yeah, I watch it too much. But hey, that guy got skills! Once when me and Tyler spent the night we wrote down notes on how to do a round house kick. Then we TRIED to do a round house kick. Let us now bow our heads for the hamster that didn't quite make it…TYLERS FAULT!

But now is a time to act, to use every skill we learned from my 5th grade slumber party with my friends. We shall fight for the prize and take down our enemy. A.k.a. Edward Cullen.

The prize you ask? Not a medal…Bella Swan. My knees suddenly felt like jello as I walked down the hall at the thought. I will never understand why she wouldn't want me. I mean, I have everything she wants! I worked out in the gym till I thought I was going to drowned in sweat! I snuck into Hot Spot with my mom for a spray on tan…don't judge me. I even slurped down Slim Fast drinks to loose weight!!! I went to a hair stylist with a picture of Edward Cullen and said to make my hair look like his. Now my hair looks like a icky orange color because she tried to even DYE it the color. Luckily Jessica kidnapped me and fixed it back to normal.

But you get the point right?

I saw Tyler walking towards me. I merged towards him till I 'accidentally' bumped into him.

"Whoops, I'm sorry." I said and slid a note in his hand.

Once he realized that I past him a note he stuck it in his pocket. One down, one to go.

The hallway was crowded with people, always buzzing around gossiping or causing drama. I never knew so many girls could be so dramatic. Seriously, I wonder if they ever thought about trying out for a soap opera.

My goal was to get Bella before school ends, which isn't far away. Cullen has had her for too long. He even tricked me! Elvis?! Ugh! What was I thinking?! Well, actually I can tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking that since he thinks we're friends and he gave me info on how to win Bella I would try it out. That was nice of him, right? Wrong. Next thing I knew I was running to Party City with a fifty dollar bill and my dads old Elvis wig. If you've ever thought you've had a whole store stare at you…think again.

Eric was leaning against a locker trying to flirt with Cameron Reed. He flexed his non muscular arm and hid his glasses, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but u and I together." he said.

He did NOT just use the quote that made my grandma fall in love with my grandpa!

She made a face, "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put f and u together!" she said with a flip of her hair that smacked Eric's face and stomped off.

I made a face and he looked stunned. I slid next to him.

"Rejected huh?" I said. He kept on staring at her as she walked off.

Then Back to me with a shrug, "Nah, she totally likes me. She's just…shy, that's all."

I tried to hold back a laugh and pulled out my note to give to him. He looked away from Cameron yet again and to my note.

"What's that?" he asked eyeing the note.

I smiled, "Give me five!" I said holding my hand up with the note in between my fingers.

He looked at me odd but slapped my hand. I ran the note into his hands, but unlike Tyler he didn't stuff it in his pocket.

He unfolded it and read it in his head. Then raised an eyebrow and looked at me.

He pointed to the note, "Why do I have your mom's grocery list?"

My eyebrows furrowed, "Grocery list?"

I took it away fro a second and re read it. Since when did milk, flour, eggs, lettuce, mayonnaise, mustard, ham, bologna, waffles, syrup, doughnuts, cake mix, Gatorade, cereal, laundry detergent and coffee have anything to do with an evil plan? Although I have to remind mom thanks for remembering to get me Gatorade.

I crumbled it up and stuck it in my pocket with a sigh.

"Well, it was suppose to say to meet me at my house after school. I'm planning major sabotage." I said to him.

He raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, "And who might we do this "sabotage" against?" he said air quoting sabotage.

I rolled my eyes, "Who do you think?"

He thought for a moment, "Uh…Connor?"

I gave him a hopeless look, "Cullen?"

He gave me a look, "Alice?" he said like he couldn't believe I would do anything to her.

I growled in annoyance, "Edward you dope!"

He then smiled and popped his fake collar, "I' am dope aren't I?"

I slapped my forehead and wiped my face. Then I was leaning against the locker like him, "Listen, are you going to come or not?"

He caught sight of girls and totally lost his focus. Is he REALLY that desperate?

I lightly slapped his cheek to bring him back to reality. It worked.

"Are you?" I asked irritated.

He raised an eyebrow, "Am I what?"

I growled again, "Focus here Eric! Are you coming over after school?"

He nodded his head, "Yeah sure, sure. I'm guessing Tyler is in this too?" he crossed his arms…again.

I nodded once, "Definitely." I thought about the note I gave him and prayed that it was the right one and not some other half of the grocery list.

Eric held up his hands, "Now wait, were not going to race to the floral shop or anything again are we? Because last time something got thrown at me head. And I could have sworn I saw Cullen race off in the woods after it hit me!"

I smiled, "Nope. But that just makes you want to get back at him even more now doesn't it?" Oh I'm evil.

He pulled a bag of Skittles from his pocket and popped a red one in his mouth, "Well yeah. I'd do almost anything for Bella. Besides, me and you have a better chance at getting her. I mean, Tyler is the one that nearly ran over her." he said gesturing down a hall were Tyler was.

I nodded though I totally disagreed, "Yeah, sure."

He nodded up and down while chewing, "I'll come. Just make sure you have a good plan. And not dressing up as some dead rock and roll guy." he said with a smile.

I narrowed my eyes, "Don't be so sure."

The bell suddenly rang and Eric's face turned a shade paler. I sent him a death glare and walked towards my next class…the one with Edward and Bella.

"Mike!" I heard. I turned around and saw Tyler come my way.

He ran up panting and clutching his knees for support. Edward walked by eyeing him suspiciously. I tried not to look into his eyes…oh those beautiful eyes…GET A GRIP MAN!!!!

"What's wrong Tyler?" I asked watching him.

He bent up and tried to catch his breath, "Your note…I was just coming to say that I can come."

I caught Edward watching us in the corner of my eyes. Then I smiled at Tyler, "Perfect. See you there."

He put a hand on my shoulder, "And one more thing. Someone wanted me to give this to you." he said handing me an already opened envelope.

His face was hiding something…laughing?

I reached in the envelope and pulled out a photo…then gasped.

It was a photo of me singing into a mop with my Elvis costume on. I looked absolutely ridiculous. There was another photo of me making out with a picture of Bella. Hey…I thought I lost that picture? HAPPY DAY! Then there was one of me when I was fifteen in cowboy boots with Power Ranger underwear on and a cheesy grin. Eric gave me Rockstars that day…oh the fun. I gulped and found another picture, the last one might I add, of me getting into a fight…with a bush. I was screaming and throwing popcorn at it. I remember body slamming it…then my mom coming out to watch me body slam it. Ouch.

I swiftly put them back in the envelope and stared at Tyler, "Were did you get these?!" I sounded like I was out of breath. Which I probably was.

He snickered, "They were in my locker with to Mike on it. So, here you are and heres the envelope."

My eyes were wider than quarters. And then, "Mike? What are you doing to the tree?" I heard.

I didn't have to turn around to know who's voice it belonged to. But did I? Of course.

Bella big brown eyes looked at my picture that was poking out. The popcorn one.

I stuffed it back in the envelope furiously, "Nothing! Nothing at all! Just uh…some shots of uh…my mom."

Bella then smiled, "Awe how sweet! Was this when you went to Destin?"

I sighed, "Yeah…Destin."

She flashed her teeth and reached for the envelope, "Can I see?"

"NO!" I snapped.

She jumped back and looked at me if I had just bitten her. I probably did because I was guarding these pictures with my life.

A hand appeared on her shoulder, "Newton." he nodded.

I stared at him for a while, then Bella, then back, "Yes, that's me."

"I see your showing Bella your photos?" he said. Bella relaxed at his touch. Oh the envy I have.

I straightened up, confidently, "Talking about them. Yes."

He looked at Bella, "Interesting."

His face looked like he was hiding something. As if he knew something about the photos. Like he'd seen them before. Then I realized something.

My eyes narrowed and my finger jabbed into his chest, which surprisingly was as hard as stone. God he must work out a lot! I wonder were he trains?

"You stuck these in my locker." I said in a low voice. Behind me Tyler inched back to his class.

Edward raised an eyebrow, "Why would I stick your photos in your locker?"

Bella looked at me and behind me at the lockers.

I cleared my throat, "Just forget it." the bell rang and I walked to my seat.

I pulled out my books and spread the across my desk. Bella sat in front of me, naturally.

The teacher walked in with a bagel sticking out of her mouth. Then she sat it down along with her coffee on the desk and turned to us with a smile, "POP QUIZ!" she shouted.

Bella jumped so much she fell out of her chair. I popped out of my chair to go help her, but Cullen beat me to it. He ALWAYS does!

I watched him help her back to her seat and asked over thousands of times if she was hurt. I rolled my eyes. What if she DID have a concussion? What would he do? Nothing, that's what. Because I would run her down to the nurse, Bella grasping onto me, and I'd sooth her by stroking her hair. Oh yeah, she would so be in love with me. Then maybe afterwards I could run her to Baskin Robins and we'd share an ice cream, I of course Cotton Candy. She'd feel like she was getting dizzy so I'd bring her to my house, lay her on the couch, and kiss her--

My books suddenly all fell on my sensitive area, yeah, the one were the sun don't shine. I made a face and fell to the floor, clutching my torso, because it would be to much for the ladies to handle if I held on to the other part.

I tried to catch my breath and I saw the teacher, not Bella, come to my side, "You okay?" she asked.

I heard laughing in the back ground. I looked at Edward but he was writing down notes. I looked back at the teacher and smiled, "Sort of."

She nodded and helped me back to my chair. I wiped the sweat from my forehead.

Bella looked at me. I smiled, then she did it.

'My place or yours?' she mouthed.

Did she just say what I thought she said? DREAM COME TRUE!

I brushed my fingers through my hair and gave her a dazzling smile, 'Mine'.

She laughed, 'Right, like your going to eat anything!'

My face scrunched, 'What's that suppose to mean?!'

She rolled her eyes, 'I think I can fix myself something to eat. Or Rosalie'

My smile was as big as a watermelon. ROSALIE?! AND Bella? Oh my freaking god this is heaven.

'No, no. I'll fix something up for ALL of us. A little champagne some music some--

Bella suddenly looked at me funny, "Umm…Mike? Who are you talking to?"

I looked around, was this a prank? Then I leaned in closer, "You. We were talking to each other."

She laughed, "I was talking to Edward."

I felt a ping of embarrassment…okay maybe a jumbo size ping. I leaned back into my chair and jotted down notes.

Then I felt cold breath on my neck, "Your place…or mine?" said Edward.