Here we are. It's time for Dark Sacrifice! I hope you'll enjoy the show.
"The dark days have come..."
You can see Craig bashing Omi with a sledgehammer.
"But there is light..."
You can see Eddy raising his title. You then see Timmy walking to the ring.
"The two sides will collide..."
You can see Stan and Cartman brawling with Kyle and Kenny.
"But it will be risky..."
You can see Naruto in the ring.
"They've come to battle at...Dark Sacrifice!"
"Our Darkest Day" by Nine Lashes plays as the intro to Dark Sacrifice. Fireworks go off on top of the titantron. The crowd goes crazy.
"Welcome to Dark Sacrifice!" BB says, "It's going to be one heck of a night with all these matches we have in store!"
"I for one can't wait!" Squidward said, "I am loving the main event."
("Pain" by Three Days Grace plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Langley Falls, Roger Smith!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"Roger has been helping Zim out." BB says, "Will he pay for it?"
"Ed is angry." Squidward says, "Not gonna be too god for Roger."
("Unstoppable" by Jim Johnson plays)
"And his opponent, from Peach Creek, Ed!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Ed is gonna bring it." BB says.
"You bet he will." Squidward said.
Ed and Roger look at each other. Roger then goes for a punch but Ed dodges and tackles him down. Ed then starts punching him in the face. Ed then whips him to the corner and punches him hard in the face. Ed keeps throwing the punches as the crowd cheers. Roger then punches Ed. He punches Ed to the middle of the ring and then clotheslines him. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Roger then starts stomping on Ed and then picks him up and hits a DDT. Roger looks at Ed. Roger then goes for a quick pin. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Roger then looks angry and then punches Ed while he's down and then whips him to tech Rene and punches him. Ed then punches Roger back and head butts him. Ed then runs and hits a spear.
"Ed hits a spear!" BB says.
"This is getting brutal." Squidward said, "I don't think I can watch.
Ed then pins Roger. "1...2...Roger kicks out. Ed then looks down at Roger and then starts punching him. Ed then picks Roger up for the Ed Slam but Roger then hits him with a DDT. Roger then goes on the turnbuckle and then goes for an elbow and then goes for the pin. "1...2...Ed kick out. Roger then looks at the crowd and then starts punching down on Ed. Roger then starts stomping on Ed and yells something at him. Roger then picks Ed up for the Roger Dodger but Ed counters and throws him backwards making him roll to the outside. Ed then goes to the outside and punches Roger in the face and they throw punches at each other. Ed then goes to whip Roger but a roger counters and whips him to the stairs. Roger taunts the crowd.
"Roger is getting the upper hand." BB says.
"No surprise, Roger just has to end this." Squidward said.
Roger then whips Ed back into the ramp. Roger then clotheslines Ed and goes for the pin. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Ed then punches Roger off of him. Ed then whips Roger to the corner and starts punching him hard. Ed keeps throwing punches at Roger in the corner. Roger then punches Ed to the middles of the ring and then grabs him and hits the Roger Dodger on him. Roger then goes for the pin. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Roger then yells at the ref and then stomps on Ed. Roger then grabs Ed but Ed counters with a DDT and Roger rolls to the other side of the ring. Roger then gets up and he runs to Ed and they throw punches at each other. Roger then punches Ed and then grabs him but Ed counters and hits the Ed Slam and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Ed!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Ed wins the match!" BB says, "He did it!"
"He did a good job indeed." Squidward said, "It was a heck of a match."
Ed then gets on the turnbuckle and raises his fist in the air as the crowd cheers.
Camera switches to Roy in the interview room with Jake.
"I'm here with Jake Long." Roy says, "Jake you've got a No DQ match with Spongebob tonight. Any thoughts?"
"Not really." Jake says, "I'm just going to kick his spongy ass all over this building and get it over with. You know why? Because I'm the best, I'm the dragon, and Spongebob is nothing but a loser that's in my way."
"Anything to say to Spongebob?" Roy asked.
"Yes." Jake said and looks at the camera, "I'm gonna DDT your ass in the middle of that ring you spongy bitch."
Jake leaves.
Camera switches to Bebe standing outside ND's office. She is holding a case. Suddenly Craig comes out of the office.
"So what did he say?" Bebe asked. Craig looks at her.
"He said it sounded like a something the fans wouldn't like." Craig says, "But he suggested to give it a little try so if I win then the little surprise in that case will become real."
"That's great." Bebe said smiling.
"Yes it is." Craig says. He looks at the camera and symbols for the belt.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Falling Apart" by Zebrahead plays)
"This is a tag team match set for one fall and it is for the UCW Tag Team Championships, introducing first, from South Park, Colorado, the team of Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"These guys are my favorites to win." BB says.
"Please the champs have this in the bag." Squidward said.
("In The Shadows" by The Rasmus plays)
"And their opponents, from South Park, Colorado, They are the UCW Tag Team Champions, Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"These two guys disgust me to no end." BB says.
"Well their reign is not ending tonight." Squidward said.
Kenny and Cartman start the match off. They lock up. Cartman whips Kenny to his corner and tags Stan in. They both kick Kenny in the corner. Kyle then yells and then ref argued with Cartman and he goes on the apron. Stan then starts kicking at Kenny and then looks back at Kyle and taunts him. Stan then looks at Kenny and starts kicking him again. Stan then tags Cartman back in and Cartman the kicks Kenny down and goes on the turnbuckle and hits a Belly Splash and goes for the pin on Kenny. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Cartman then kicks Kenny more. Kenny then rolls over and then spears Cartman and then goes for the pin. "1...2...Cartman kicks out. Kenny then tags Kyle in. Kyle then goes on the turnbuckle and hits a elbow.
"Elbow to Cartman." BB says.
"Kyle and Kenny are fighting better than I expected." Squidward said.
Kyle then pins Cartman. "1...2...Cartman kicks out. Kyle then gets up and stomps on Cartman and looks at Stan who taunts him. Kyle just looks angry and keeps stomping on Cartman. Stan then jumps off the apron and then runs and attacks Kenny. Kyle looks and Cartman attacks him from behind. Cartman then hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Kyle kicks out. Cartman then looks angry and Stan gets back on the apron and yells something at him. Cartman then smiles and whips Kyle back to his corner and tags Stan in. They stomp on Kyle as the ref tells them to stop. Cartman then gets back on the apron. Kenny then gets up on the outside and gets back on the apron. Stan drop kicks Kyle and goes for the pin. "1...2...Kyle kicks out. Stan gets on the turnbuckle.
"Stan's going for it." BB says.
"This match is over." Squidward said.
Stan then hits the Shooting Stan Press on Kyle and goes for the pin. "1...2...Kyle kicks out. Stan then tries to stomp on Kyle but he rolls over and then starts punching on Stan. Kyle then looks and him and hits the Kyle Spin and goes for a pin. "1...2...Stan kicks out. Kyle then tags Kenny in. Kenny then looks at Stan and starts punching him in the corner. Kenny keeps throwing the punches at Stan. Stan then punches Kenny and runs and tags Cartman. Cartman then tries to attack Kenny but he dodges and hits a dropkick. Cartman then rolls out of the ring and Kenny goes after him. Cartman then runs as Kenny chases him. Cartman then goes back in the ring and then hits a clotheslines on Kenny and tags Stan. Stan goes on the turnbuckle and hits the Shooting Stan Press and pins. "1...2...3!"
"Here are your winners and still UCW Tag Team Champions, Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"The way they won was just sick." BB says.
"They did that with talent." Squidward said.
Stan and Cartman raise their titles and then go out of the ring and taunt the crowd. Kyle checks on Kenny and looks at them angrily.
"I don't think Kyle is done with them." BB says.
Kyle and Kenny look at Stan and Cartman angrily.
Camera switches to the Power Force locker room. They are all talking.
"Tonight will be a good night for the Power Force." Jimmy says.
"How are you so sure?" Mandy asked.
"Well Stan and Cartman just retained their titles, Zim is going to become the World Champion, and best of all Naruto is going to destroy Timmy." Jimmy replied.
"That's right." Zim says, "That title will be mine."
"I guess it will be a good night after all." Duncan said.
"Yeah." Muscle Man replied eating a hot dog.
"Can you not talk with you mouth full?" Skulker asked. Muscle Man looked at this annoyed.
"Tonight is the smell of victory." Misty says.
"Right again." Zim says, "After tonight I will be the new UCW World Heavyweight Champion."
The door opens. Naruto comes into the room glaring at Zim.
"What?" Zim asked. Suddenly Naruto grabs him by the throat.
"Listen and listen good." Naruto says, "Your lucky to be in that title match tonight. I should've been the one getting that shot, not you. So you better hope you win and if you don't consider yourself out of the Power Force."
Naruto let's go of Zim. Zim looks at him scared and leaves. Jimmy looks at Naruto.
"Okay then..." Jimmy says.
Camera switches to Bart and Ember backstage.
"I can't wait to get my hands on her." Ember says with her title in her shoulder.
"We'll teach them a lesson don't worry." Bart says.
"I just want to get my hands on her." Ember replied.
"Don't worry we will." Bart said. They smiled at each other.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from the Hidden Leaf Village, Shikamaru Nara!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Shikamaru challenged Danny to this match tonight." BB says.
"I'm rooting for him to win this." Squidward replied.
("Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin plays)
"And his opponent, from Amity Park, Danny Phantom!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Danny wants this match." BB says.
"He accepted it didn't he?" Squidward replied.
Shikamaru and Danny looked at each other. They lock up. Danny punched Shikamaru hard and then whips him to the corner and starts punching him. Shikamaru punches him then kicks him and then goes to the turnbuckle and hits a elbow and goes for the pin. "1...2...Danny kicks out. Shikamaru then takes him and tries to go for another move but Danny dodges and hits big boot on him. Danny then hits a clothesline on him and goes for the pin. "1...2...Shikamaru kicks out. Shikamaru gets up and punches Danny and then goes for the S-Factor but Danny counters and hits a Ghost Slam and goes for the pin. "1...2...Shikamaru kicks out. Danny then takes him and then hits another big boot and then goes up on the turnbuckle and goes for a elbow but Shikamaru rolls out of the way. Danny falls on the mat. He gets up but Shikamaru hits a clohtesline.
"Shikamaru keeps coming at him." BB says.
"Danny could probably still have a chance." Squidward says, "But still don't want him to win."
Shikamaru pins Danny. "1...2...Danny kicks out. Shikamaru then grabs Danny and tries for another move but Danny counters and whips him to the corner and punches him. Danny keeps throwing punches but then Shikamaru then starts punching back and then punches him to the middle of the ring. Shikamaru then hits a hard punch on Danny and then hits a S-Factor and then goes for the pin. "1...2...Shikamaru kicks out. Danny then takes Shikamaru and then goes for the Ghost Slam but Shikamaru then hits a DDT on Danny. Danny then gets up and goes back in the ring and they start throwing punches at each other. Shikamaru then punches Danny again and then whips him back to the turnbuckle and keeps throwing punches.
"Danny's getting it." BB says, "I'm sure he'll be able to get back in there."
"He'll sure try." Squidward said.
Danny then starts throwing punches back at Shikamaru and they keep going at it. Danny then punches Shikamaru hard in the face and then whips him to the outside. Danny then goes to the outside and punches Shikamaru put there and whips him back inside. Danny then grabs Shikamaru and hits a Ghost Slam and goes for the pin. "1...2...Shikamaru kicks out. Danny then waits for Shikamaru to get up and then grabs him again but Shikamaru then hits a DDT and then Danny rolls to the middle of the ring and then Shikamaru then pins him. "1...2...Danny kicks out. Shikamaru looks at Danny and waits for him to get up. Danny gets up and runs and goes for a clohtesline but Shikamaru hits a S-Factor and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Shikamaru Nara!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Shikamaru does it!" BB says.
"He did impressive." Squidward said.
Shikamaru helps Danny up. The two hug as the crowd cheers. Robin comes out.
"Robin is coming out." BB says.
Robin looks from the ramp and claps for them. The crowd keeps cheering.
Camera switches back to Omi. He is getting ready for his match.
"This is it." Omi says. He takes his title and leaves.
Camera switches to the parking lot. Spongebob is walking into the building. Roy comes up to him.
"Spongebob are you ready?" Roy asked.
"Am I?" Spongebob asked. "Yes I am. Patrick will be back soon and I'm going to get a little payback on Jake for him."
"Any words for Jake?" Roy asked. Spongebob looks at the camera.
"Prepare to go down." Spongebob says. He smiles.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence plays)
"This match is set for one fall and it is for UCW United States Championship, introducing first, accompanied by Bebe Stevens, from South Park, Colorado, Craig Tucker!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"What is in that case?" BB asked.
"We'll find out when Craig wins." Squidward said.
("Prove Me Wrong" by Saliva plays)
"And his opponent, He is the United States Champion, Omi!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Omi is ready to fight." BB says.
"He will lose though." Squidward said
Omi and Craig look at each other. They lock up. Craig whips Omi to the corner and throws punches at him. Bebe watches with excitement. Craig then keeps throwing punches at Omi and then grabs him and takes him to the middle of the ring. Craig then hits a Tuck Down and goes for pin. "1...2...Omi kicks out. Craig then starts to stomp on Omi. Craig then taunts the crowd and then picks Omi back up. Omi then punches Craig and punches him more. Omi then hits a clohteslines and pins Craig. "1...2...Craig kicks out. Omi then goes on the turnbuckle and jumps but Craig gets out of the way and Omi falls on the mat. Craig then looks at the crowd and then smiles at Bebe. Omi gets up and dropkicks Craig again.
"Match is great so far." BB says, "Hopefully Omi can shut Craig up."
"That's not gonna be the case." Squidward said.
Omi then pins Craig. "1...2...Craig kicks out. Bebe claps for Craig. Omi then goes for his finisher but Bebe starts yelling at him. Omi turns to Bebe and tells her to stop. Craig then goes and attacks Omi and then hits him with a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Omi kicks out. Craig then takes Omi and whips him out of the ring. Craig looks at Bebe and starts arguing with the ref. Omi gets up on the outside and turns around. Bebe slaps him. Craig then goes on the turnbuckle and jumps on Omi. Craig then whips him back into the ring. Craig then runs and hits another Tuck Down. Craig then holds his hands up in the air and pins Omi. "1...2...Omi kicks out. Craig then argues with the ref and then keep stomping on Omi.
"Craig is getting really ticked." BB says.
"He wants to win this." Squidward said.
Craig then stomps on Omi and pins him. "1...2...Omi kicks out. Craig then grabs Omi and goes for another move but Omi counters and then whips him to the corner and then throws punches at him. Omi then starts kicking Craig in the corner. Omi poses for the fans. He turns around and Craig tries to punch him but Omi dodges and then hits a dropkick and goes for the pin. "1...2...Craig kicks out. Omi then goes on the turnbuckle and hits a elbow. Bebe gets on the apron and starts yelling at Omi. Omi the argues with her. Craig then gets up and punches Omi on the rope but Omi holds on and Craig falls off onto the outside. Bebe looks anger. Craig then runs to the ring but Omi hits a clothesline.
"Omi hits a clothesline!" BB says.
"Craig can still get back in it." Squidward said.
Omi then goes on the turnbuckle and hits a Diving DDT and pins Craig. "1...2...Craig kicks out. Craig then starts to get up and attacks Omi and tackles him down. Bebe slides a chair in the ring and goes to the other side to distract the ref. Craig takes the chair and tries to hit Omi with it but Omi ducks and then turns and hits a drop kick. Craig rolls out of the ring. Omi goes on the turnbuckle and jumps on him. Omi then grabs Craig but counters and whips him to the turnbuckle. Craig then looks at the ref and then goes and argues with him in the ring. Craig looks at Bebe and yells at the ref. Bebe smiles and takes the chair and bashes Omi with it. Craig goes out in the ring and whips Omi back in and then hits a Tuck Down and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner and the new United States Champion, Craig Tucker!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"Craig...is the champion?!" BB yelled.
"That's right!" Squidward says, "He did it!"
Craig takes the belt. Bebe raises his arm in the air. Craig takes a mic.
"Now that I've won the title." Craig says as he lifts the title up, "I think this calls for a little celebration! Bebe if you would."
Bebe opens the case. She takes out shirt that says, "Craig is the best!". The crowd boos wildly.
"What the?" BB asked.
Bebe takes more of them out and gives some to the fans. The just boo more. Craig smirks and Bebe gets back in the ring.
"Now you guys have the shirt that shows that I'm the best." Craig says, "I'm Craig Tucker and I'm the new UCW United States Champion!"
The crowd boos. Bebe puts the belt around Craig's waist. They kiss.
"This is sick!" BB says.
Craig and Bebe smile in the ring.
Camera switches to Timmy in his locker room. He watches the show.
"Talk about stupid." Timmy says. Roy comes to him.
"Timmy you are about to face Naruto Uzumaki in a match tonight. Your thoughts?" Roy asked.
"My thoughts? My thoughts are one thing and that's to beat Naruto's ass." Timmy says. The crowd cheers. "He cost me a chance to become champion twice and I'm not gonna stand there and take it. Once is one thing but once you do it again I draw the line. Naruto you turned on these fans for your own ego, you cost me the title for your own ego, and you bitch for your own ego!"
The crowd keeps cheering.
"And you can think your the best all you want." Timmy says, "But once you step into that ring with me your getting your ass kicked. You can bring fudge head with you if you want but he won't be much help. I can't wait to get my hands on you Naruto and show you how much I'm pissed at what you've done to me. Naruto you want to cost me and try to end my career? I have one thing to say. It's on bitch!"
Timmy looks at the camera.
Camera switches to Roger walking backstage. He looks angry. Zim comes up to him.
"Look I know it looks bad." Roger says, "I should've won but..."
"Forget about that." Zim says, "We just need to focus on what really matters."
"Whats that?" Roger asked.
"Me becoming the World Champion." Zim says. "Soon I will be the champion and still in the Power Force."
"What about me?" Roger asked.
"You're still going to be my assistant." Zim said.
"Oh alright." Roger replied. Zim smiled evilly.
Camera switches back to the ring.
(American Dragon: Jake Long theme plays)
"This is a No Disqualification Match set for one fall, introducing first, from New York, New York, Jake Long!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"Jake will pay for his recent actions." BB says.
"He will demolish Spongebob." Squidward said.
("One in a Million" by Monty Are I plays)
"And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers wildly.
"Spongebob is gonna give Jake a piece of his mind." BB says.
"He's getting a ass kicking." Squidward replied.
Spongebob and Jake look at each other. Jake pushes Spongebob and runs out of the ring. Spongebob runs after him but Jake hits him with a chair. Jake keeps hitting him with the chair as the crowd boos. Jake then yells at the crowd. Jake keeps hitting Spongeboh with the chair. Jake then throws the chair in the ring. Jake takes Spongebob in the ring and hits a Dragon DDT on the chair. Jake goes for the pin. "1...2...Spongebob kicks out. jake then keeps kicking at Spongebob. Jake then goes outside of the ring and puts his hand under the ring. He takes out a pipe. Jake then goes into the ring and tries to hit Spongebob but he dodges. Spongebob then punches the chair into Jake's face. Jake holds his face. Spongebob hits the Spongy Edge.
"Thats it Spongebob." BB says.
"This yellow moron won't win anything." Squidward said.
Spongebob then pins Jake. "1...2...Jake kicks out. Spongebob gets up and grabs the pipe. Spongebob then starts hitting Jake with it. Spongebob then waits for Jake to get up and he runs and bashes him with it. Jake then rolls out of the ring. Spongebob then goes out but Jake low blows him. Jake then throws him to the stairs. Jake then starts stomping on Spongebob. Jake then grabs the pipe and hits Spongebob with it. He yells something at him. Jake then grabs Spongebob and then whips him back into the ring. Jake then runs and hits a clothesline. Jake then grabs Spongebob but and hits a Dragon DDT and then goes for the pin. "1...2...Spongebob kicks out. Jake then looks anger and argues with the ref.
"Jake is ticked." BB says.
"Yeah can still beat Spongebob." Squidward said.
Jake then looks back at Spongebob. Jake then goes to the outside and puts his hand under the ring. Jake then takes out a sledgehammer. Jake then goes in the ring as Spongebob gets up. Jake hits him with the hammer. Jake then goes for the pin. "1...2...Spongebob kicks out. Jake then grabs Spongebob and tries to go for a Dragon DDT but Spongebob throws him backwards. Jake then uses the ropes to get up and Spongebob goes up to him and starts punching him. Spongebob and Jake throw punches at each other. Spongebob then whips Jake to the corner and throws punches. Jake then punches back. Jake then punches Spongebob. Jake then goes on the turnbuckle and jumps down on Spongebob.
"These two wanna destroy each other." BB says.
"Jake will destroy Spongebob." Squidward said.
Jake then pins Spongebob. "1...2...Spongebob kicks out. Jake then gets anger and yells at the ref. Jake picks the pipe back up and charges to Spongebob with it. Spongebob then ducks and clohteslines Jake. Spongebob signals for the Spongy Edge. Jake rolls out of the ring. Spongebob then goes out of the ring. They punch each other. Jake then whips Spongebob to the stairs. Jake then says something to the crowd. Jake then takes Spongebob back in the ring and Jake grabs him and hits a Dragon DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Spongebob kicks out. Jake then goes and gets a chair from the outside and goes back in the ring and tries to hit Spongebob wit it. Spongebob punches Jake down and hits the Spongy Edge and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Spongebob Squarepants!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Spongebob showed Jake." BB says.
"That was a fluke." Squidward said.
Jake then attacks Spongebob from behind. Jake then goes for a Dragon DDT but the crowd cheers as Patrick runs out of the crowd. Patrick runs into the ring and hits the PatChop on Jake.
"Patrick is back!" BB says, "And he got his revenge on Jake."
"That was just awful." Squidward said.
Spongebob and Patrick celebrate as the crowd cheers.
Camera switches to the parking lot. Stan and Cartman are leaving. They see Beast Boy and Cyborg.
"Check these guys out." Cartman says.
"Shut it!" Cyborg says, "You two make me sick."
"Doing that to guys that were your friends." Beast Boy said.
"Screw you two." Stan says and leaves with Cartman.
Camera switches to Eddy walking out of his locker room. Ed comes up to him.
"You ready?" Ed asked.
"Yes I am." Eddy says, "Zim is not getting this title."
"Thats what I'm talking about." Ed replied, "Show him what happens when you mess with our friend."
"I'll show him." Eddy says, "I'll show him to not mess with the Eds."
Eddy leaves as Ed smiles.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("King Of My World" by Saliva plays)
"This match is a mixed tag team match set for one fall, introducing first, the team of Bloo and Jenny XJ9!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"These two are just...sick." BB says.
"They make a great team." Squidward said.
("I Came to Play" by Downstait plays)
"And their opponents, the team of Bart Simpson and the UCW Women's Champion, Ember McLain!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"They have developed quite the friendship." BB says.
"I sense something about them." Squidward said.
Ember and Jenny start the match off. They lock up. Jenny whips Ember to the corner and starts punching her. Bloo is smiling. Bart looks at him. Jenny then whips Ember to Bart but Bart jumps off the apron and Ember falls over the ropes onto the outside. Bart checks on Ember. Ember then looks at him and then runs in the ring and punches Jenny. They throw punches at each other. Ember then whips Jenny to the corner and punches her in the face. Jenny then punches Ember and slaps her in the face. Jenny then tags Bloo in. Ember then goes and tags Bart in. Bart and Bloo throw punches at each other. Bart then whips Bloo to the corner and keeps throwing punches at him. Bloo then kicks Bart and then hits a Blob Dropper.
"Bloo hits the Blob Dropper." BB says.
"Bart just got layed." Squidward said.
Bloo then taunts Ember and pins Bart. "1...2...Bart kicks out. Bloo then starts stomping on Bart as Jenny claps for him. Bart then punched Bloo and hits a BartDrop. Bart pins Bloo but Jenny stats yelling at the ref. Jenny and the ref are arguing. Ember gets off the apron and then pulls Jenny off the apron and starts yelling at her. Ember and Jenny yell at each other. Bart then hits another BartDrop and pins Bloo. "1...2...Bart kicks out. Bloo then yells at the ref. Bart then goes and tags Ember in. Bloo turns to see Ember and tags Jenny in. Jenny and Ember yell at each other. Jenny slaps Ember on the face and grabs her with a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Ember kicks out. Jenny then aires with the ref.
"These four don't like each other." BB says.
"They've been at it." Squidward said.
Ember gets up and Jenny tries to punch her but ducks. Jenny then drop kicks her and goes for the pin. "1...2...Ember kicks out. Jenny then keeps stomping on her. Jenny then goes and tags Bloo. Bloo then looks at Ember and she's goes and tags Bart. Bart and Bloo throw punches at each other. Bart then pushes Bloo and hits a BartDrop on him and goes for the pin. "1...2...Bloo kicks out. Jenny then starts arguing with the ref and Bloo then low blows Bart. Bloo then goes and gets a chair but Ember goes on the ring and takes it from him. Ember goes out of the ring. The ref turns. Bloo then tags Jenny and Bart takes Ember. Jenny runs and punches Ember in the face. Ember then punches Jenny and hits e Rock n Roll and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here are your winners, Bart Simpson and Ember McLain!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"They won!" BB says.
"Great yet another fluke." Squidward said.
Bloo and Jenny leave. Bart and Ember hug.
"This is a great moment." BB says.
Ember then kisses Bart. Bart then looks shocked.
"Oh my..." Squidward said.
Ember takes her title and smiles at Bart. He looks at her.
Camera switches to ND in his office. Mr Krabs brings coffee.
"Hows the show?" Krabs asked.
"It's going great." ND says, "I love it so far."
"Thats great." Krabs says, "That means lots of money."
"Yeah." ND says, "But this is not just for money. It's for the moments as well."
ND looks at the TV.
Camera switches to Shikamaru, Danny, and Robin.
"This was a great match." Shikamaru says.
"I know it was." Danny says, "Congrats."
"I'm just glad you guys had a great match." Robin said.
"Things are gonna get great around here." Shikamaru said.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Had Enough" by Breaking Benjamin plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, accompanied by Jimmy Neutron, from the Hidden Leaf Village, Naruto Uzumaki!" Jerry says as the crowd boos wildly.
"Naruto is looking ticked." BB says.
"He should've been in the title match but he has to face beaver boy." Squidward said.
("Don't You Wish You Were Me" by Chris Jericho plays)
"And his opponent, from Dimmsdale, Timmy Turner!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers wildly.
"Timmy is not taking his eyes off Naruto." BB says.
"These two want to fight each other." Squidward said.
Naruto and Timmy look at each other. Naruto pushes Timmy. He yells at him. Jimmy looks at this smiling. Timmy then looks at Naruto and starts punching him. Timmy tackles a Naruto down and punches him in the face more. The crowd cheers. Jimmy looks at this angry. Naruto punches Timmy and he whips him to the outside. Naruto then goes out of the ring. Naruto then spears Timmy and whips him back in the ring. Naruto then hits a Cursed Seal and goes for the pin. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Naruto then looks angry and kicks Timmy. Jimmy looks at this and taunts the crowd. Naruto then goes for another move but Timmy hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Naruto kicks out. Timmy looks at Jimmy.
"Timmy's making sure Jimmy isn't getting any ideas." BB says.
"This match is already great." Squidward said.
Timmy turns around and Naruto clohteslines him. Naruto stomps on Timmy and yells something at him. Jimmy then gives him a thumbs up. Naruto then goes for another Cursed Seal but Timmy counters and starts punching Naruto. Timmy then punches Naruto in the corner and Jimmy looks at this. Jimmy starts yelling at Timmy. Timmy looks at Jimmy and keeps punching Naruto. Naruto punches Timmy and whips him but Timmy hits the Tim-Tim Breaker and goes for the pin. "1...2...Naruto kicks out. Timmy then grabs Naruto but Naruto gets up and punches him. Naruto then punches Timmy down and keeps throwing punches at him. Jimmy gives another thumbs up for Naruto. Naruto smiles evilly.
"Things are picking up." BB says.
"Naruto is looking ready to do something." Squidward said.
Jimmy then goes and grabs a chair. He looks at the ring. Naruto then grabs Timmy and hits another Cursed Seal and goes for the pin. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Jimmy slides the chair in the ring and distracts the ref. Naruto takes the chair. Timmy gets up and ducks the chair. Timmy then dropkicks Naruto. Naruto rolls out of the ring. Timmy then goes put of the ring and starts punching him. Timmy and Naruto throw punches at each other hard. Naruto then grabs Timmy and takes him near the stairs. Naruto then whips Timmy to barricade. Naruto then starts punching Timmy. Naruto then whips him back on the ring. Jimmy looks at this and distracts the ref again. Naruto then goes back put and gets the chair.
"Their cheating!" BB yelled.
"Stop whining." Squidward said.
Naruto then bashes Timmy with the chair and throws it out. Jimmy gets off the apron and the ref turns. Naruto pins Timmy. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Jimmy then gets on the apron and yells at the ref. Naruto then goes and grabs the chair again. Naruto then goes to hit Timmy with it but Timmy ducks and hits a dropkick on Naruto with the chair. Naruto is looking anger and charges at Timmy. Naruto tries to punch him but Timmy ducks and spears Naruto. Timmy then goes on the turnbuckle and then goes for the elbow. Naruto rolls away and Timmy falls on the mat. Jimmy taunts the crowd and tells Naruto to finish it. Naruto smiles evilly. Naruto then stomps on Timmy and grabs him and then hits the Cursed Seal. Naruto then pins Timmy. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Naruto Uzumaki!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"That was just not fair! Jimmy kept distracting the ref!" BB says.
"Well too bad it's..." Squidward said.
Timmy attacks Naruto from behind. Jimmy then goes and tries to punch Timmy but he ducks and hits a dropkick on Jimmy. Timmy then whips Jimmy out of the ring.
"This is gonna be crazy." BB says.
Timmy then whips Jimmy to the barricade. Timmy then punches Jimmy in the corner. Naruto attacks Timmy and they brawl.
"This is crazy." Squidward yelled.
Security pulls the two away from each other. Timmy spears Naruto into the stairs. Timmy gets ups and walks to the ramp. He poses as the crowd cheers wildly.
Camera switches to Craig and Bebe in the parking lot
"I did it!" Craig yelled, "I'm the champion! Screw the critics!"
"Thats right your the champion!" Bebe said.
"I'm gonna to rub it in a lot of faces." Craig says.
"It will be cool." Bebe says and kisses him.
Camera switches to Spongebob and Patrick walking.
"He got what he deserved." Spongebob says.
"Yeah it's great to be back." Patrick replied.
"It's going to get a whole lot better from here buddy." Spongebob says.
"You got that right." Patrick said.
Camera switches to the ring.
("See You Crawl" by Mercy Drive plays)
"This match is set for one fall and it is for the UCW Championship, introducing first, from Planet Irk, Invader Zim!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"Zim is ready for this match." BB says.
"He is gonna be the champion." Squidward said.
("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive plays)
"And his opponent, from Peach Creek, He is the UCW Champion, Eddy!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers wildly.
"Eddy is gonna win to me." BB says.
"Your talking lies." Squidward said.
Eddy and Zim look at each other. They lock up. Zim then whips him to the corner and starts punching Eddy in the face. Eddy then starts punching Zim back and they are punching each other in the middle of the ring. Zim then punches Eddy and hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Zim then goes on the turnbuckle and hits a elbow. Zim then starts stomping on Eddy. Eddy rolls out of the way and gets up and hits the spear on Zim and goes for the pin. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Eddy then starts punching Zim in the face. Eddy then punches Zim more. Eddy then grabs Zim but Zim then punches him in the face. Zim whips him to the corner and hits a dropkick on Eddy. Zim taunts the crowd.
"Zim is taunting this crowd." BB says.
"He is going to win." Squidward said.
Zim then stomps on Eddy. Zim then grabs him for another move but Eddy counters. Eddy hits a spear and goes for the pin. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Eddy then punches Zim more. Zim then punches Eddy back. Zim then grabs Eddy and signals for the DoomCross. Eddy counters and punches Zim. Eddy then signals for the Cash Drop. Zim then counters and then hits a DoomCross. Zim goes for the pin. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Zim then argues with the ref. Zim then stomps on Eddy. Zim then goes to the turnbuckle and goes for the elbow. Eddy then rolls out of the way and Zim falls on the mat. Eddy then starts punching Zim. Eddy then grabs Zim and hits the Cash Drop and Zim rolls out of the ring. Zim takes a breath and goes back into the ring.
"Zim is really trying to win here." BB says, "This is for the title."
"Exactly." Squidward says, "Look who that is..."
The crowd boos as Roger runs out with a chair. The crowd then cheers as Ed runs out of the crowd and goes to punch Roger. But Roger hits him with the chair. Zim then clotheslines Eddy and goes for the pin. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Roger puts the chair in the ring and then distracts the ref. Zim then grabs the chair and waits for Eddy to get up. Zim then goes to hit Eddy but Ed gets in the ring and spears him and rolls out. Roger then gets off the apron as Ed runs to him. Ed and Roger throw punches at each other. Eddy runs and spears Zim and goes for the pin. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Zim then starts stomping on Eddy. Roger then punches Ed down and distracts the ref again. Eddy looks at this and turns around and Zim spears him.
"This is not fair." BB says.
"Zim spears Eddy down." Squidward said.
Zim then hits Eddy with the chair and throws it out of the ring. Zim then gets the ref and goes for the pin. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Roger looks at this and yells. Zim then grabs Eddy and goes for the DoomCross but Eddy counters and and who's him to the corner. Zim then pushes Eddy to the ref. The ref falls down and is knocked out. Zim then goes out of the ring and gets the chair and goes back in. Roger then grabs a pipe and goes in as well. Eddy gets up and sees Zim and Roger smiling evilly. They charge at him. Eddy punches Roger down and he rolls out of the ring. Eddy then ducks Zim's attack and then hits a spear. Ed then wakes the ref up. Eddy then pins Zim. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Roger then sighs in relief.
"Zim and Roger are trying to steal the title." BB says.
"This is gonna be brutal." Squidward said.
Roger then goes on the apron but Ed goes and takes him off. They punch each other. Eddy and Zim are also throwing punches at each other. Eddy tries to punch Zim but he ducks. Zim then goes and hits the spear on Eddy and then pins him. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Zim then goes out of the ring and spears Eddy and tells Roger something. Zim then goes and argues with the ref. Roger then takes the pipe and goes back in the ring. Eddy gets up and Roger tries to hit him but Eddy ducks and hits him with a Cash Drop. Roger rolls out of the ring knocked out. Zim turns around and charges at Eddy and punches him. Eddy and Zim punch each other. Zim tries to go for the DoomCross but Eddy counters and hits the Cash Drop and goes for the pin. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner and still the UCW Champion, Eddy!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Eddy retains!" BB says, "Justice has been served!"
"This was a night full of flukes!" Squidward yelled, "Not all matches."
Eddy takes title and hugs Ed. Ed raises his hand.
"The Eds are celebrating." BB says, "I bet Double D is happy."
Eddy and Ed celebrate as the show draws to a close.
Results
Ed def. Roger Smith
UCW Tag Team Championship: Stan Marsh & Eric Cartman (c) def. Kyle Broflovski & Kenny McCormick
Shikamaru Nara def. Danny Phantom
U.S. Championship: Craig Tucker def. Omi (c) (New Champion)
No DQ Match: Spongebob Squarepants def. Jake Long
Bart Simpson & Ember McLain def. Bloo & Jenny XJ9
Naruto Uzumaki def. Timmy Turner
UCW Championship: Eddy (c) def. Invader Zim
Hope this was a good show! It was to me. Please review