I will be bringing other characters from shows, have fun.

So after the fiasco with Joseph and his father everyone sat down and waited for the next person or people to sing. "Up next we have Professor Snape, Draco, and Pansy signing Be Prepared!" everyone waited patently so the people singing could get on stage.

Snape: I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

Draco and Pansy: And where do we feature?

Snape: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And in justice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Draco and Pansy: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?

For the death of the king

Draco and Pansy: Is he sick?
No, fool! We're going to kill him and Simba, too

Draco and Pansy: Great idea! Who needs a king? la la la la
No king, no king!

Snape: Idiots! There will be a king!

Draco and Pansy: But you said-

Snape: I will be king!
Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!

Draco and Pansy: Yay, all right! Long live the king!
Long live the king!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Snape: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!

Everyone was laughing their heads off at them as they waited for the next singers. "Next up is Professor McGonagall singing Lesson Number One!"

Professor McGonagall: Earth, Sky, Day, Night
Sound and silence, Dark and light
One alone is not enough, You need both together..
Winter, Summer, Moon and Sun..
Lesson Number one!

Students: wow!

Professor McGonagall: Like a rock, huh-huh.
You must be hard, huh-huh.
Like an oak, mmmuh.
You must stand firm, huh-huh.
Cut quick like my blade.
Think fast, huh-huh
Unafraid.

Students: Like a rock, huh-huh.
I must be hard, huh-huh.
Like an oak, mmmuh.
I must stand firm, huh-huh.
Cut quick like my blade.
Think fast, huh-huh
Unafraid.

spoken-

Students: Okay Professor I'm ready!
Professor McGonagall: Uh-huh. But you're still out of balance.
You're only halfway there.

Professor McGonagall: Like a cloud
You are soft.
Like bamboo.
You bend in the wind.
Creeping slow.
You're at peace because you know.
It's okay to be afraid.

Students: Like a cloud
I am soft.
Like bamboo.
I bend in the wind.
Creeping slow.
I'm at peace because I know.
It's okay to be afraid.

Professor: on alone is not enough
[all]-(One alone is not enough.)
Professor: You need both together.
[all]-(You need both together.)
Professor: Winter, and sun.

[all]-(Winter, and sun.)
Professor: Lesson # 1!

[Group 1]-Like a cloud.
[Group 2]-Like a rock, huh-huh.
[Group 1]-I am soft.
[Group 2]-I must be hard, huh-huh.
[Group 1]-Like bamboo.
[Group 2]-Like an oak, mmmuh.
[Group 1]-I bend in the wind.

Professor: (You can fly!)

[Group 2]-I must stand firm, huh-huh.
[Group 1]-Creeping slow .I'm at peace because I know.
[Group 2]-Cut quick like my fast, huh-huh
[Group 1]-It's okay to be afraid.
[Group 2]-Unafraid.

Professor: You have begun!
[all]-Lesson # one (x5)
Lesson # 1!

Everyone was staring dumfounded at Professor McGonagall while James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin just fainted after she was done. But everyone clapped for her anyway.

Song Be Prepared from the Lion King

Song Lesson Number One from Mulan

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