Mostly Relaxing, Well Sort Of

Hina's POV

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!" Natsume sings at the top of her lungs the second I walk into the club room.

I grin and bounce over to the table she is standing on, singing, and I join her with the nasally voice it starts out in, "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big." I scoff as a part of the song. "She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys?" I scoff again, "They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!"

Kai walks up behind us and starts singing the next lyrics like an actual rapper, and he's pretty damn good, "I like big butts and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull out your tough! 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she's wearing! I'm hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh baby, I wanna get with you and take your picture! My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny! Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin. You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me! 'Cause you ain't that average groupie. I've seen them dancin', to hell with romancin'. She's sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette. I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that she gotta pack much back. So, fellas!"

Akio sings background, "Yeah!"

Kai sings again, "Fellas!"

Akio: "Yeah!"
Kai: "Has your girlfriend got the butt?"

Akio: "Hell yeah!"
Kai: "Tell 'em to shake it!"

Akio: "Shake it!"

Kai: "Shake it!"

Akio: "Shake it!"
Kai: "Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!"
Natusme and I sing on top of the table, "Baby got back!"
Kai sings again, "I like 'em round, and big. And when I'm throwin' a gig; I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal. Now here's my scandal. I wanna get you home. And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh. I ain't talkin' bout Playboy, 'cause silicone parts are made for toys. I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double! Mix-a-Lot's in trouble. Beggin' for a piece of that bubble!"

I look around me and notice that Haruhi has many tick marks all over her head. She opens her mouth to speak.

Haruhi's POV

I'm starting to get really pissed off with this song that they're singing. "Will you guys shut up?!" I yell loudly in the middle of the song.

Kai abruptly stops singing and everyone turns to stare at me in surprise. Tamaki-senpai moves to his mushroom growing corner from the shock of my random outburst. Hunny-senpai looks fearful and Hina and Natusme wince.

Hina steps over to me and puts on her doe eyes, "What's wrong, Haru?" She uses a baby voice and inches more and more towards me.

Another tick mark appears on my head, "That song is indecent, and I would appreciate it if you guys wouldn't sing it." Hina and the rest of the trouble-makers pout like small children that just were denied candy for breakfast.

"You're no fun, Haruhi-san." Natsume whines and falls onto one of the pink couches. Hina falls onto her and Natsume shrieks in surprise. "Get off me you fat cow!" Now Hina is with Tamaki-senpai in the corner.

"I'm fat?" She mutters with the light draining out of her face.

Hunny-senpai bounces over to her, having recovered from my outburst, "You're not fat, Hina-chan! Nat-chan was just being a meanie!" Hina looks up at his cute smiling face and wipes the fake tears from her eyes.

"Arigato, Hunny-senpai." She smiles weakly and both Akio and Kai scoff.

"You're such a wimp, Hina!" Akio laughs as Hikaru and Kaoru slings their arms over Hina and I's shoulders.

"Am not!" She counters and her phone goes off in her purse. Hina shrugs out of Kaoru's grasp and goes over to pick it up. "This is Hina's Bra Palace. If you have a cutting board chest, we can't do a damn thing for you so don't even bother asking." Most of us burst out laughing at her pickup tone. She changes it each time and it gets even more random each time.

Hina frowns and sits on one of the tables. This table happens to be the one her boyfriend is sitting at typing away on his laptop. "I thought I asked Kana to come too." She speaks again after a few seconds, "You're kidding me! I saved up a shitload of money from my job and last band gig for this and you're backing out 'cause your boyfriend is taking you out?!" She yells at whoever the poor soul is on the other end. "You know what, Yuki, I don't care that he's fucking hot and you're going on his yacht or whatever! Did you forget our rule? Sisters before misters, honey! We sealed that over the Frozen movie when that jackass prince used Ana for her status!" Hina growls and her tone rises.

'Oh, so it's Yuki. That explains why Hina is so rilled up about it. Whenever Yuki gets a new boyfriend she has to spend all her time with him for the first few weeks of the relationship. It always drove Hina and Natsume to tear their hair out. But other than that, Yuki a pretty nice person.'

"Fine, be the little backstabbing bitch you are!" Hina shouts and violently slams the phone shut.

"Hina, how much did you save for it?" I ask her and her mouth forms a thin line.

"5233 yen! (50 dollars)" She runs a hand through her hair. "It was all to go on a surprise shopping trip for you with Yuki, Kana, Nat, and I, but I guess not 'cause Yuki has a new boyfriend and Kana got hit by a car!"

Natsume cries out in surprise and falls off the couch she's laying on, "KANA GOT HIT BY A CAR?!" She shrieks and jumps up with wild eyes.

Hina's eyes widen in fear, "Oh no! No! I meant to say her cat got hit by a car!" She sucks in a deep breath and puts a hand over her heart, "If it was Kana that got hit, then I would've been going berserk all day. Kana's my bitch." Hikaru and Kaoru snort in amusement.

"She's your bitch?" They ask with amused smirks.

I laugh in amusement, "Yeah, Kana is Hina's bitch, I'm Nastume's sweetheart, Hina is Yuki's darling, and Hina is my one true love." Hina giggles and nods. Natsume slings an arm over my shoulder, Hina an arm over my shoulder on the other side, and I wrap my arms around their waists.

Hina's shoulder's are shaking as everyone stares at us curiously, "We are quite a bunch."

"What about us?" Akio and Kai question with raised eyebrows.

"Nobody likes you guys, both of you can go die in a hole for all we care." Natsume says bluntly and they cringe away from us.

Hina glances at Natsume and laughs, "Damn, calm down there girl. Don't wound their pride, those two are sensitive." Her smile turns smug, "We learned that last year. What guy cries at the part in the 'Cyberbully' movie that she almost kills herself?"

"You sobbed like a baby at that part!" Akio yells and glares at her with his arms crossed.

"That's because it was so sad! And girls - sorry, Haru, I gotta screw our gender thing now - have the right to cry at stuff like that! Men, or boys in your case," She smirks and Akio and Kai frown deeply at her, "have to be tough and comfort the crying girls!"

Tamaki-senpai intervenes, "Yes, that is correct, you must be a gentlemen and console woman when they are crying!" Kai completely ignores Tamaki-senpai after glaring at him for a second.

Kai gets a tick mark on his head, "When I tried to comfort you punched me in the face and called me a pervert!" I laugh a little at the memory.

The five of us were watching 'Cyberully' together at Akio's house sometime last year. When we got up to the part where the main character's best friend found her struggling to open a container of pills to swallow all of them, Hina, Natsume, and I started crying and eventually it turned into a sobbing fest when the mother showed up and held the girl as she sobbed.

Akio and Kai were tearing up too, and Kai was the first to try to comfort one of us and he chose Hina. Not his best idea. In the heat of the moment, I don't think Hina was really sure what he was actually trying to do so she automatically punched him in the nose in defense. It was pretty funny and it immediately stopped the sob fest.

Hina crosses her arms under her chest and whips around in a huff, "That's because it was very creepy at the time."

Kai rolls his eyes, "Oh you're so full of it."

'Idiot.'

In a flash, Hina has Kai lifted up by his collar and she has a death glare that would rival Kyoya-senpai's. Well, she is dating him so that would probably make sense. "I'm full of it, you say?" Her voice is dangerously low and Kai looks like he's going to wet himself.

"N-No! I didn't say that, what are you talking about?" He lamely tries to cover it up, but the damage has already been done.

'He's a goner.'

"Oh, I think you-"

Then an excruciating pain enters both of our heads. Hina drops Kai and collapses on the floor next to me. We scream in agony together and clutch our heads with our eyes closed tightly. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Hina's POV

"Shit!" Akio yells out in panic and I feel a needle jab into my thigh. It's a weak pain compared to what I am going through now, but after a few seconds the pain in my head lessons because of the injected medicine.

I jump right back up and sock Kai in the jaw. He grunts in pain as I begin to speak again, "As I was saying-"

"Hina, how is it possible that you can recover that quickly from something that had you and Haruhi screaming on the floor?" Kyoya questions with a worried look on his face as he stares into my eyes.

I shrug nonclantly, "Dunno. Maybe it's that I've been through it so much that the after part of it isn't that bad for me."

Haruhi heaves herself up with the help of a nervous Tamaki-senpai, "But I'm not fine with it, how are you?"

"Maybe because that I'm always the cause of it, so for some reason whatsoever it doesn't do anything to me afterwards." Haruhi gives me a blank look that say she's not not believing a word I say about that.

"That makes no sense."

I sigh over-dramatically and throw an arm over my eyes, "Well, then I don't know, Haruhi. I'm not a expert at this stuff, and I doubt I ever will be." She frowns at me with her eyes narrowed, and I stick my tongue out at her.

Akio glances at the clock, "Hey Hina, you and Natsme should probably get going now. It's almost four and you guys got work today."

Natsume and I groan in sync, "But we hate work!"

Haruhi sighs and nudges us towards the door, "Well that sucks for you two, but you were the ones who signed up for the job. So you both have to do it if you wan to make any money and also keep your jobs."

"Fine! But we're not gonna like it!" We say together again and quickly grab our stuff.

I hug Kyoya and peck him on the lips. "We'll talk more tomorrow, I know we didn't too much today." I whisper to him once I pull away, and he nods and offers me a small smile.

Natsume drags me to the door and we wave to everyone behind us, "See ya all tomorrow!"

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Again with the long waits, and I'm going back to school tomorrow too, so it'll probably be another bit until until another chapter is put up! Please bear with me!