Happy Time

I got this idea from DemonChick344. I want to thank DemonChick344 and LilVirga for 'clinging' to my story. I also want to thank anyone else who gave me an idea for a chapter.

Vanille woke up the next morning feeling odd. She went downstairs to where Serah (IT'S KENNEDY) and Lightning (SHANIQUA) were.

"Hey Vanille!" Serah said. Vanille looked over to Serah and said

"MMMUAGHAUGHM." (some odd moaning noise)

"Well SOMEONE'S PMSing," Lightning said. Vanille walked to the medicine cabinet and pulled out a prescription drug. She popped two pills in her mouth.

"Good MORNING EVERYONE!!" She said all cheery and happy. She skipped out of the room as if nothing happened.

"Well maybe she ISN'T all smiles and sunshine...." Serah said.

"I'ma get to the bottom of this." Shaniqua grunted. Uh, I mean Lightning. Grunted. Yea. Lightning followed Vanille all the way to a high mountain. She wasn't right behind her though. She took a recording device and pushed the record button to hear everything being said. (from Vanille)

"I wish I could tell them. They don't know I'm a drug addict. I hate being happy all the time. Stupid happy time drug. If only I would be accepted WITHOUT the drug. *sigh* Oh it's fine. Doesn't matter. being addicted to drugs isn't bad. I guess..." Vanille walked back down the hill but Lightning couldn't turn around quick enough and she was spotted.

"LIGHTNING!! How much of that.... did you hear??"

"All of it. YOUR ADDICTED?!"

"I'm sorry! I can't help it. Fang forced me to!"

"No. Snow did this."

"Oh."

"So you're all grumpy without your "happy time" drug?"

"Yes."

"Oh. I just thought you were PMSing or you woke up with the wrong guy this morning..." Lightning said trying to make Vanille laugh. (If you don't get the woke up with the wrong guy think of this. instead of saying "someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!" it's "someone woke up with the wrong guy this morning!!" crude humor but funny.)

"That's not funny."

"You should take more of those pills right now."

Vanille sighed and popped another into her mouth. A smile instantly popped on her face and she couldn't stop smiling.

"HI HI HI LIGHTNING!!"

"Uh..."

"I think someone woke up with the wrong boy this morning! Did Hope leave your bed? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

"That wasn't funny...."

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

"Really..."

"IT WAS REALLY!!!"

"No...."

"YES!!!"

"NO....."

"YES!!!!"

"NO!!!"

"IT TRULY WAS!!!"

"NO IT WASN'T!!!" Lightning screamed and ran towards Vanille and punched her off the cliff.

"I hate happy time drugs. Curse you Snow." Lightning thought for a moment. "What would happen if Snow took happy time drugs?"