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Bad Time For A Hard-On:
Lelouch was horrified. As he watched Euphemia fire bullets everywhere, killing people or whatever, a single thought ran through the black-haired bishounen's mind:
'...Is it bad to say that seeing her like this is making me hard right now?'
Yummy:
Seeing that Tianzi seemed terribly nervous about the wedding, Odysseus smiled innocently and tapped her on the hand.
"Don't worry," he said in a kind tone, "Just calm down..."
Tianzi nodded, and lifted the hand that Odysseus had just touched to her mouth...and she began to lick it.
Odysseus gasped. 'DAMN, THAT'S HOT!!!!'
Panty Thief:
Shirley was walking down the hallway when she noticed Milly passing by.
"Oh, good morning, student council president," Shirley said to her, waving.
"Good morning," Milly replied, and then she snickered, "I'm gonna work EXTRA HARD today..."
It was then that Shirley realized her panties were now missing, and had somehow relocated themselves on top of Milly's head.
Loli Whores Are PMS-ing, Biatch:
"So...you don't care if Zero makes love to other women?" Tianzi asked Kaguya one day.
Kaguya shook her head. "He deserves to be happy, and even if it isn't with me, he must never allow himself to suppress his desires of the flesh!!"
"But...what about if he made love to another man? And a cat? And a helmet? AT THE SAME TIME?!"
Kaguya unsheathed a rather large kitchen knife, and a dangerous glint flashed across her eyes. "FETCH ME MY CARRIAGE AND A PACK OF WILD TERRIERS...WE'RE GOING ON A HUNT!!!"
BAAAAAAAAAAANKAI:
As the bullet tore through her forehead, C.C. wrapped her hand around Lelouch's, and whispered, "...Now...you shall have the power to fight..." Then, she crashed to the ground.
Lelouch's eyes widened as his body suddenly burst into light-blue flames, and as the flames dissipated, his student uniform was replaced with heavy black robes. In his right hand was a huge sword, and for some reason, Lelouch felt like he had been wielding the weapon all his life, despite the fact he had never even picked up a sword once before.
Turning to face the soldiers who had shot both the green-haired girl and his friend Suzaku, a single word was spoken from Lelouch's lips:
"BANKAI."
Nina Ruins Everything:
The gang was at Tianzi's wedding, and once again Nina was going into hysterics. She looked somewhat pretty in the dress, and without her glasses she looked even better. But, now that the crazy train was coming back, she was nothing more than a pain in the ass.
Suzaku let out a sigh and facepalmed. "My god," he said, "Can't we take Nina ANYWHERE without her ruining everything?!!"
Zero shook his head. "Bitch's got skills when it comes to ruining everyone's fun...fooshizzle..."
Suzaku had to agree with that.
Mao, Mao (based after a comic on DevArt):
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU COMPACT!!!" Mao cackled, waving the roaring chainsaw over C.C.'s head.
"Don't worry," she replied, "I got it handled!"
"...Huh?"
Then, before Mao's eyes, C.C. opened in half, folded in on herself, and twisted around until she had become a cube.
'T...T...TRANSFORMERS?!!!'