Dear Sealand,
Promise?
Maybe you should! That would be payback for (guilt-trapping) asking me to eat
those nasty scones of his. He. can't. cook. Sometimes, I'm glad I lived with
Aussie instead of England. My taste buds would be as shot as America's if I
did.
Thank you! I hope so too. Who knows what might happen in the future if I
continue like this...
From,
Nauru
Dear Nauru,
Yes I promise. Sorry about the scones. They're terrible. Everyone knows that he can't cook. I'm still recovering. There should be some sort of law that he can't guilt-trap anyone, especially when it involves food.
You're welcome.
From,
Sealand