"Norway, have you seen Mr Puffin?" Iceland asked his brother as he looked under the sofa.
"No, and I don't think you'll find him there." he sighed, as the computer bleeped.
"Iceland, there's a letter for you!" Denmark called from the computer, looking in amusement at Iceland.
"Okay... I'll look for Mr Puffin later..." Iceland decided as he sat down to read his letter:
Yo Ice!
Gilbird is a girl! I saw him/her getting it on with your puffin (Gilbird was on top of course) and now she's laid eggs! Really, I want nothing to do with you because you are nowhere near as awesome as me, but how are we going to do this custody thing?
From The Awesome Prussia
Dear Prussia,
Wow, that's... interesting. I was just looking for Mr Puffin, so I'm glad he's safe. As for the custody, how many eggs are there? If there's an even number, we'll have half each, but if it's an odd number, you can have the one left over. I wonder what these birds are going to look like...?
Iceland
"Well, now I know where Mr Puffin is..." Iceland said as he clicked send.
"Oh? Where?" Norway asked his brother, taking a sip of his coffee.
"Prussia seems to be taking care of him... And he's now a father."