Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Brogan, who might not be in this chapter, I don't know, I write these fucking things ahead of time.
Matt was starring blankly at the cable box as the remaining members of his group came to their senses.
Matt, looking over at Baiston: THANK GOD! Maybe you know how to work this thing!
Baiston: Well, it's simple! You just...
Baiston stared blankly at the open cable box.
Matt: What's the mater?
Baiston: Matt, this isn't a cable box, it's a lunch box.
Matt: How the fuck do you know?
Baiston: Because, instead of it being filled with circuits and wires it has a ham sandwich and a thermos!
Matt, grabbing the ham sandwich: LET ME SEE!
Matt the took a bite from the sandwich, then drunk from the thermos.
Matt: Hmmmm... I'm not sure...
Matt then ate some more of the sandwich and drunk some more of the thermos.
Matt: Maybe...
Baiston, taking away the food: IT'S A FUCKING LUNCHBOX!
Matt, snapping his fingers: Ah man!
Atticus, using his ninja powers to appear right behind Baiston: I say! What if you were to hack into the main cable connection with that ham sandwich and use the wi-fi off a laptop to bounce the signal of one of the many metallic buildings, and onto the school's electric generator to send the porn channels to all electronic devices in the school.
Everyone, amazed that Atticus had ninja powers... oh yeah, and the smart thing too:...
Baiston, regaining his genius: No Atticus! That's just stupid! But I've got an idea! I'll hack into the main cable connection with this ham sandwich and use the wi-fi off a laptop to bounce the signal of one of the many metallic buildings, and onto the school's electric generator to send the porn channels to all electronic devices in the school.
Atticus, rolling his eyes: Oh course, why didn't I think of that?
Matt: So... I guess that means I don't get the ham sandwich?
Baiston: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: Fine! I'll just chill with my NON-gay friend Jaden!
Jaden, just regaining consciousness: Uh... what happened?
Matt: We just saved a bunch off money on our car insurance by switching to Geico!
Jaden: Ooookkkkk, but what about Operation"Jack-Off Until the School Is Plastered White"
Matt: It's complete... by the way, who the hell picked out the name?
Jaden: Syrus.
Matt: Should have guessed... anyhow, now that the plan is complete, what were the explosives for?
Jaden: To break into the main cable building under the bridge, you mean you haven't used them yet?
Matt: Wait... you knew the cable box wasn't in here, yet you sent us here anyway?
Jaden: Yes, girl friends don't tend to like you looking at other women, let alone have wild hot sex with 10 of them at once, so it's a good idea to make up a story before doing it.(Notice the space between girl and friend? That signifies that it is a friend who is a girl.)
Matt, tears falling from his eyes: Jaden! If you weren't a dude I would hug you right now!
Jaden: That's kinda creepy.
Matt: I know, let us never speak of it again.
Baiston: Now, how are we gonna get back.
The group of horny teenage boys looked at the broken elevator.
Matt: I have an idea!
Baiston: OH MY GOD! THAT DEFIES ALL KNOWN LAWS OF SCIENCE!
Matt, looking at Baiston: You know, a guy could take that the wrong way.
Matt then shot one of his arms all the way up to the top of the elevator shaft.
Matt, now speaking Japanese: Gomu-Gomu no Rocket!
The others grabbed Matt's leg as he zoomed up the shaft and crashed through the ceiling, strait into Alexis's room. Now, this wouldn't have been so bad, if she hadn't been topless at that particular moment, masturbating to Olympic Wrestling.
Matt, Jaden, Baiston, and Atticus all got HUGE nosebleeds, for the sake of cliches.
Syrus, noticing them: Oh yeah, right!
Syrus then punched himself in the nose, giving himself a nosebleed to fit in, and not seem gay.
Alexis then opened her eyes after a series of moans, and screaming "Atticus" a few times.
Alexis: AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'LL CALL THE COPS!
Matt: Yeah, you do that and we tell the whole world that you've had sex with our brother, twice.
Alexis: Ah, touche.
Jaden, staring at Alexis's "vertical smile": So... your not planning on putting on a skirt, right?
Alexis then shrieked and kicked all four horny teenagers out of her room, the she politely shoved Syrus's face into her vagina to site them further.
Syrus, muffled: Ahhsjf! I casibn't brageoueath!
Alexis giggled then pushed Syrus out the door, slamming behind him.
Matt, drooling: Why couldn't that have been me... oh right... I did that with her an hour ago.
Jaden: What are you talking about? We've only been here for 45 minutes!
Matt: No, we've been here for like 2 weeks!
Baiston: Matt... I believe you have gone insane...er. We have only been here for approximately 42.967 seconds...42.982 seconds... 43.000 second...
Matt: Fine, we'll meet outside in 15 minutes, finish any business you've got here.
Jaden: What are you gonna do?
Matt, holding his cellphone: I'm gonna call the girls, and Tyranno, and have them finish Operation: Get All Pornography!
Jaden: We can't use that name, remember.
Matt: Right, GAP sued last time... well screw them! Hard! Up the anal cavity! With a cactus!
Everyone then put their hands in the center.
Everyone: 1...2...3...Break!
The group of boys the split up to do what normal teenage boys would do in a Girl's Dorm after dark, play checkers... I'm just kidding,... or am I? Bum bum bummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...bum.
Well, nothing much to say, but REVIEW! Because the more you review, the more pursaded I am to update faster... What? I think it's a fair deal. I like pie! Meeps!