I'm feelin' lazy, so I'm not gonna bother with an author's note.

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U-Uke

"I. Am. NOT. The. UKE!!"

Ah. The words of love. Charming, no? NaruSasu had just been made official in the lives of the ninjas, and at the moment, Naruto and Sasuke were debating on the role of each person. Or more like Sasuke was complaining about his. Naruto chuckled. And leaned back against the couch they were sitting on.

"Get over it Sasuke. You're the uke. No ands, ifs, or buts. Well…except yours." Naruto winked, and Sasuke blushed.

"Why do I have to be the uke?! I'm way more dominant than you are! Plus, I'm an Uchiha, and Uchiha's are semes. Not ukes." Sasuke glared, and Naruto just smiled.

"Sasuke, there are so many reasons you can't be seme it's pathetic. Plus…I want to be the one to protect you. To take care of you when you need me." Sasuke blushed, but his glare still held.

"Aside from that, how am I, the great Uchiha Sasuke, uke?" Conceited much? Naruto thought so. But that was one of the many reasons he loved the other boy. His confidence was like no other.

"Hm. Reason one. Do you own a mirror? Sasuke, you're prettier than any girl I have ever seen. Of course, you've got your manly features, but Sasuke you're beautiful." Sasuke looked down, his face the color of his Sharingan.

"T-that's only one thing..Not enough to p-prove anything." Naruto smirked.

"Well most girls blush when they're being complimented on, or when someone says they're beautiful." Sasuke's eyes widened a bit. HAH! PROOF!!

"W-whatever.." Naruto took this as a sign to go on.

"Reason two. Take a look at the way your name is spelled. S-A-S-U-K-E. Sas-UKE. It's as if your parents knew beforehand that you were gonna be my uke. And as fate would have it, you are." Sasuke rolled his eyes, still blushing.

"Reason three. Going back to your name, rearrange the letters. They spell out UKE-ASS. That of which you are." Sasuke blushed harder and glared, cursing his wretched name.

"Reason four. You have the worst PMS than any other girl I've ever met." The glare in the Uchiha's eyes grew to no end. Naruto just laughed, and brushed it off, knowing that nothing would come of it.

"WHAT!?" Naruto grinned.

"Think about it Sasuke. You'll get angry at any person if they are around, but if it's just me, nothing comes of your anger." Naruto smiled seductively. "You give me whiplash with your mood swings, but that's why you're mine. I love a challenge." The purr in Naruto's voice was hard to miss. His hand moved from his own lap to Sasuke's knee, going up to his thigh. He could feel Sasuke's heartbeat get faster, and saw that the raven's face had gotten even redder than before. Sasuke, on the other hand, was starting to get convinced that he was, in fact, the uke.

As flustered as he was, he couldn't say anything. So Naruto just went on with his last, and final reason. He got closer to Sasuke's lips with each breath he took. Hovering just above them, he whispered.

"Reason five…" He smashed his lips onto Sasuke's. Things got heated fast. Very fast.

Naruto (proving he was the seme) slid his tongue against Sasuke's, and all around his mouth. They fought for dominance, which of course, Naruto won. Sasuke sighed against his lips, feeling content. But did Naruto stop there?

Of course…not. BWEHEHEHEHEHE.

He untangled their tongues and detached his lips from the other boy's, taking the Uchiha's shirt off in the process. He pushed the raven so that he was now laying on the couch. Naruto crawled on top of him, straddling him.

"H…how does this…prove your fifth…reason?" Sasuke was panting, the kiss literally, "taking his breath away." Naruto only smirked and leaned his head down, placing his lips on Sasuke's neck, kissing it gently. Sasuke felt Naruto's tongue lick a part of his skin, causing a shiver to run through his body. Sasuke tangled his hands in Naruto's hair, pulling it harshly. Naruto, wanting more of Sasuke's delight, took it the smallest bit further. This time sucking and biting on the skin of the Uchiha's neck, making sure to leave his mark.

He went down further, kissing the pale chest below him, feeling the boy's rapid heartbeat. Going back to his collar bone, he sucked on every bit of skin until he found a sensitive spot. He knew he had found it when Sasuke had cried out in pleasure, arching his back so Naruto could get a better grasp at his body. Naruto smiled against Sasuke's skin, deciding to tease him, and to officially prove his point for reason five.

He blew hot air from his mouth against the wet skin of Sasuke's neck. He, very softly, placed his lips on his skin, barely touching it. Sasuke's breathing grew swift, and he craved the lips of the blond on his skin again. Gasping, his hands unconsciously moved to Naruto's back, his fingers scraping across the blond's back.

"N-Naru…to…" He was interrupted by a loud moan, from himself, caused my Naruto, who continued to tease him by ever so lightly tracing his tongue along the neck of the vulnerable Uchiha, and gently running his finger's down his chest, barely touching it. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore.

"N-Naruto…! Damn it!" Naruto smirked, sitting up, still straddling Sasuke.

"Reason…five. You love…pleasure."

That got Sasuke thinking…Maybe being the uke wasn't so bad.

Especially with Naruto as the seme.

End.

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