Señor Smexy: Description Seven
So I got myself into some trouble.
See, I haven't been spending enough time with my fans 'cause they were
Threatenin' Missy.
Bu' since I was protecting 'er (an' staying at 'er place an' whatnot),
They were plannin' on threatenin' 'er even more!
They even chased me down a few times demanding that I
Spend the night at one o' their places!
Being Smexy, I couldn't outright say "No",
But I didn't wanna say "Yes", either.
Missy was more interesting.
An' I never got 'er name 'cause I keep 'aving to dodge random
Cupid's arrows they learned how to fire.
Ugh.
Shoot me now...
*dodges arrow*
/NOT LIKE THAT!/
*hears giggling behind 'im; he turns stock-still and sloowly turns*
OAO!
(A giant mob of various water-type pokemon, male and female, are standing there, leering at him.)
'E-'Ello..?
(A Floatzel, one he recognizes from a while back, before he met logan, is at the front.)
"Mine."
...
Swim away. Swim AWAY!
*flees to PokeCenter*