A/N: Gasser's becoming a really important character in this fic, isn't he? And it's not over yet for him...

...Also, I finally decided to do with Beauty, since I actually wasn't sure how to explain her mysterious and sudden disappearance. But now I do.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bo-bobo series nor any song lyrics mentioned in this fic.

"My life is brilliant...what, was I too early? Sorry. Should I...Do you want to start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? ...My life is brilliant, your life's a joke. You're just pathetic. You're always broke. Your homemade star-trek uniform. You're suffering from delusion of adequacy. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful, it's true. Never had a date that you couldn't inflate...and you smell repulsive, too. What a bummer being you. Well, you just can't dance, and forget romance. Everybody you know still calls ya farty pants-"

"STOP SINGING THAT SONG WORD FOR WORD!" Gasser snapped at Hiragi, who was riding alongside him on a tricycle. Pokomi was also running alongside him, but she was on all fours and chewing on a piece of Rare Candy to level up.

Hiragi stuck his tongue out at the fart-wielding boy and cackled insanely before crashing into a tree.

"Dammit, how far did that little monkey go? Will we ever catch up to him?" Jati asked aloud. They were all out of breath and stopped to rest, and there was still no sign of Kuma anywhere.

"DON'T WORRY, MY LOVE!" Goah exclaimed, "I'LL FIND HIM!"

Sticking his hand into the ground, Gaoh struggled for a moment...and then he pulled out Kuma by the tail.

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?! HE WAS HIDING UNDERGROUND?!"

"...You bastards found me." Kuma muttered in disbelief.

"YEAH, YEAH! JUST TELL ME WHY YOU RAN AWAY AND WHERE YOUR LEADER IS, OR I'LL CUT YOUR DAMN THROAT!" Goah sneered, suddenly dressed as a gangster.

When Goah let go of Kuma's tail, the monkey didn't try to run away again. Instead, he just sighed and sat down on the ground with his legs folded and tears in his eyes.

"Before I speak," Kuma said, "Can I have five bucks?"

Gasser dug out his wallet and handed the monkey a five-dollar bill, only to watch in horror as he tore it into pieces.

"Okay, now I'll talk..."

"H-HOLD ON! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! WHY? WHY? THAT MONEY WAS TO BUY LUNCH, YOU FUCKIN' MONKEY!"

A shiver crawled up Kuma's spine as he explained, "You see, I am the youngest child of the head family of Saruyaka, a powerful primate-based dynasty."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Gasser exclaimed.

"Oh, yeah! I've heard of Saruyaka before!" Jati interjected.

"Yeah, us too!" added Gaoh and B.B.

"C'MON, YOU GUYS, THIS ISN'T FUNNY! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! THERE CAN'T ACTUALLY BE A PRIMATE DYNASTY!!" Gasser wailed.

"Anyway," Kuma continued, "Things have been pretty crazy back home after my oldest brother, Iruka, was assassinated. My other brothers fear it could be one of their own people who committed the murder, and now everyone in my family must become stronger to protect themselves from possible future threats. The problem is, my brothers, especially Inu, are very strict in this ruling, and-"

Suddenly, a large figure stepped out of the bushes. It beared great resemblance to Big-Foot, and it was carrying a large bloody hatchet in its right hand. A long C-shaped scar ran across its belly. Judging from the fact it was only wearing pants and no shirt, Gasser and the others figured it was male...whatever it was.

"Geh...Kuma-bitch, whatcha doin' out here, talkin' to humans?" the giant furry monster snarled.

Kuma shuddered. "Uh...h-hey, Inu-onee-chan..."

"THAT'S YOUR ONEE-CHAN?! HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AT ALL!" Gasser cried.

The behemoth swung his hatchet once around a full 360 degrees, and all the trees surrounding them shattered into pieces.

"...What'd you say, punk?" Inu grunted.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

"HELL YEAH! LET'S KICK HIS ASS!" Without even thinking, Gaoh leaped forward and slammed his foot against Inu's jaw, knocking the giant monkey man to the ground. Then, after that, Gaoh sat down, wore clothes and hair similar to Light Yagami, took out a bag of potato chips, pulled out a single chip, and bit off a piece of it in a serious, flashy manner.

'I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!'

Secretly hoping Inu had been killed, Kuma ran over to check his pulse, only to have one of his older brother's fists smash into his face and sending him flying backwards.

"YOU BASTARDS! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME! I'M-"

Rolling her eyes, Jati replied, "Blah, blah, blah. We know, we know. You're one of the siblings in the head family of a primate-based dynasty, your oldest brother was killed, and now you all need to prepare for possible future assassination attempts. We got the jist of things down pat, thank you VERY MUCH!"

Inu was speechless. 'How...How do they know? Did they read ahead in the story? Did they? Those jerks...I'll never forgive them! NEVER FORGIVE...NEVER FORGET...STEVE, I'M - No, wait, what am I thinking? God, I need to stop monologuing before I end up hurting myself...'

"Hey, can I use Super Hajike World again? I want to kill this guy!" Hiragi demanded, waving around Babuu's robotic head for no explicate reason.

Then, he stopped and realized he was holding Babuu's head.

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!"

"...Hmph. Haven't see you Kansas City faggots in quite a while..." Babuu said.

Not knowing what to do, Hiragi tossed Babuu's head right at Inu, who prepared to swing his hatchet again.

"GO GET 'EM, YOU FREAK!"

Tears were streaming from Babuu's eyes as he flew through the air at high speeds, but then...he smirked.

Opening his mouth wide, Babuu exclaimed, "SUPER FIST OF BABY: BUILD-A-DOLL WORKSHOP!"

The talking head's tongue took on the form of a strange bird creature, and it pierced its beak into Inu's chest. The poor monkey man could only scream pitifully as he was transformed into a small doll, which Babuu violently tore apart using his teeth.

"WOO-HOO! I KNEW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE YOUR HEAD ALONG!" Hiragi boasted.

"WHAAAT?! BUT THEN...WHAT IT SAID A FEW LINES AGO ABOUT YOU BEING FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT WAS A LIE?!" Gasser cried, horrified that the writer would do such a thing to him.

Lifting Babuu's head into her arms, Jati hugged it tightly and giggled, "Thanks for saving us, Babuu-kun. I appreciate it..."

Babuu was actually blushing a bit as he tried to think of something to say, but then Jati suddenly tossed him onto the ground.

"NOW...DIE!" she snapped, and she began stomping all over his face.

"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT...I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND WON'T MIND IT..."

Turning to Hiragi, Gasser asked, "So what should we do with this guy? I don't like Babuu in the slightest, but I would hate to leave him at Jati's wrath..."

"Hey, NO ONE likes Babuu, so you aren't alone my friend!" replied the master Hajikelist.

Hiragi thought for a moment, and then he suddenly had an idea. He ran over to Kuma, slapped him awake, and then placed Babuu's head over his. After a long struggle and a lot of curse words from both Babuu and Kuma, they eventually were forced to become one; Babuu would be Kuma's eyes and ears, and Kuma would be Babuu's hands and feet.

"I CALL IT 'SPEED RACER X-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...2'!"

"Uh...that wasn't exactly what I had in mind..." Gasser murmured as he watched Babuu scream at Kuma for walking them straight into a tree.

"ALRIGHT, TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK!" B.B. exclaimed, "I THINK-"

He stopped when he realized the others had gone on ahead without him.

Sighing, B.B. looked down at Pokomi, who was still with him, and said, "At least you'll listen to me..."

Then, she ran off too. "POKO POKO POKOMIIIIIIIII!"

Falling to his knees, B.B. threw his hands into the air and proclaimed, "LOUISE...WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!"

"We're going to that monkey dynasty place now...are you coming?" Jati asked him in annoyance.

"WEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Smiling widely and wearing a dress, B.B. happily skipped alongside his "friends". After walking for a few more hours, Gasser noticed the sun had begun to set.

'Wherever Beauty is, I hope she's happy...' Gasser thought, bittersweet memories of his short-lived love life returning to him.

'Wherever Louise is, I hope she's dead...' B.B. thought, bittersweet memories of shogi and go and other Japanese board games returning to him.

'Wherever my wallet is, those bastards better not be looking through it...' Kuma thought, his mind devoid of bittersweet memories.

'Wherever Bob Saget is-'

"ENOUGH OF THIS!" Hiragi snapped, stuffing the rest of the previous sentence down his throat, "LET'S JUST CONTINUE ONWARDS!"

Suddenly, the group finally reached their destination: a huge, ancient Mayan City. Thousands of different primates could be seen walking through the city streets, conversing, shopping, working, and doing everything else in between. It was a primate paradise of sorts.

'OH MY GOD...IS THIS GOING TO BE ANOTHER 'SABAKU CITY' SCENARIO?!' Gasser wondered in horror as Kuma (and Babuu) lead them inside.