Last time: "What a surprise. Slenderman is actually a pretty cool guy." She said. She then clapped her hands together. "So! What does everyone want for breakfast?"
"I could actually go for some coffee right about now." Mark said, standing up.
"Yea! Coffee! That'd be amazing." Jack brightened up at the thought of drinking coffee.
Evelyn's eyes widened. This was bad. This was really, really bad. Her house used to have a coffeemaker and coffee that she told Abigail about, but her older sister took them to her boyfriend's house because she was almost always there and she was the only one to drink coffee in the house. Evelyn knew that Abigail got really pissy when she doesn't get her coffee in the morning. She did not want her, Jack, and Mark to be mad at her because her house didn't have coffee.
"I could go for a cup of coffee right now too." Abigail said.
Felix looked at her. "Aren't you a bit young to be drinking coffee?" He asked.
Abigail glared at him. "No! I am fifteen years old and in 10th grade! I think I'm old enough to be drinking coffee." She said. She then turned and went into the kitchen to find the coffeemaker, Jack and Mark following her. She yelled out from the kitchen, "Hey, Evelyn! Where's the coffee? I can't find it."
Pewdie, Cry, and Scarlette looked at Evelyn, who had a terrified look on her face. They immediately understood the situation and they braced themselves for the backlash. "Um... We don't have a coffeemaker or any coffee... My sister took all of that to her boyfriend's house."
Evelyn winced at the silence that followed her statement. Then at the same time, both Abigail and Jack yelled, "Fuck it!" Abigail stormed into the living room. "Why did your sister have to take the coffee machine? Do you know how pissy I get when I don't get my morning coffee? Very. So, this is a lose-lose situation for all." Abigail said while moving closer and closer to the scared Evelyn.
Pewds went between them and said, "Woah there Abigail. Did you forget that we have a wizard that gives us stuff?" He said, trying to calm her down.
Abigail tilted her head and said, "Oh yeah... Hey! Wizard! Could you give us a coffeemaker and some coffee?" A note appeared and she read it silently. Her face turned angry and she yelled at the ceiling, "Yes it is! You can go fuck yourself!"
"What did he say?" Scarlette asked.
"He said that he wasn't going to give us a coffee maker because "it's not essential."" She said huffing.
Mark and Jack had come into the living room during this time and when they heard that, Jack became angry and Mark got a sad look on his face. "What does he mean coffee isn't essential?! Coffee is life!" Jack yelled as Mark stuttered, "But- but- but it's coffee."
"And he is mocking us by giving us coffee grounds!" Abigail said, going into the cupboard and getting out a thing of coffee grounds. "I am so fucking angry right now."
Suddenly, Evelyn stood up and started walking out into the kitchen. "Coffee is made by pouring hot water over coffee grounds and something to hold the grounds right?" She asked, opening up the cabinet above the microwave.
"Yeah... Essentially." Abigail said, watching her friend. Evelyn found coffee filters in the cabinet and she laid them on the counter. She then got three mugs, filled them all up with water, and put them in the microwave for a few minutes. While she was heating that, she searched the cup drawer for something.
While she was doing this, everyone had gathered in the breakfast nook to watch what she was doing. "C'mon. It has to be in here." She mumbled to herself. "Aha." She pulled a blue funnel out of the drawer. She then ripped open the bag of coffee filters and shoved one of them into the funnel. "Coffee grounds, please." She said, holding out her hand for the container. Abigail silently handed her it. Evelyn opened the container and filled the coffee filter with grounds. At that time, the microwave beeped and Evelyn took out the mugs. She then got out three other mugs and handed the coffee ground filled funnel to Abigail. "Slowly pour the hot water through the coffee grounds into your mug, add whatever you would for your coffee at home, and voilà. You have yourself your morning coffee." She explained to the dumbstruck others.
It was silent for a few seconds and then Abigail put the funnel in the coffee canister and then hugged a surprised Evelyn. "You are amazing." Abigail said, still hugging Evelyn.
"Uh, thanks?" Evelyn said, trying to detach Abigail from her.
Abigail stopped hugging her and put her hands on her hips. "Why won't you let me thank you by hugging you?" She asked.
"You know how I feel about hugs. I usually don't get hugged and when I do get hugged, if it's my sisters, usually they either give me a sloppy kiss on my cheek or I get tickled. Plus I just feel awkward with hugs." Evelyn said, looking at the ground.
"Wait, is that why you didn't join that group hug during Slender?" Cry asked.
Evelyn nodded. "Plus I was feeling awkward because you guys are two of my favorite YouTubers and I kinda attacked you when I realized that."
"Aww that's sad. You need a hug." Jack said, walking towards Evelyn. She backed up.
"I'm fine. Really. You don't need to hug me."
"Yes I do."
Evelyn then ducked under Jack's arm and tried to run away but Mark grabbed her and hugged her from behind. "Nu uh. No running away." Mark said. Evelyn struggled as everyone just went into a giant group hug around her.
"I hate all of you." Evelyn said, her cheeks bright red. She finally got out of the group hug and glared at Mark for catching her. She then blushed even more and looked up at the ceiling. "Oh god. Mark, you have a problem."
"What do you mean I have a problem? You're the one with a problem. Not liking to people hugging you. That's weird." Mark said, offended.
"No, it's not that. You... You still don't have pants on." She said, blushing even more.
"Oh, yeah." He said, looking at his boxers. "So, do either of you have pants that I could borrow?" He asked Pewds and Cry.
"I think I have something that might fit." Cry said, headed towards the stairs. Mark followed him.
"Ok, I am now starving." Pewds said. To emphasize his point, his stomach gave a huge growl.
"Well you guys are in luck," Jack said, cracking his knuckles. "I am a great cook. Now, who wants some eggs?"