Used a favorite quote from sablefalls, hands down the best Azulaang writer EVER! Any way enjoy!

Prompt: Ramen

"What just happened?" I asked the couple sitting directly ahead, staring at the empty chair by my side in shock.

Korra and Asami were equally as taken aback as I had been after Opal ripped me into shreds out of seemingly nowhere.

"PMS?" Asked Korra, her palms open with a shrug.

I gave a pout. "No, that is next week," I informed them, at the girls' silence, I added, "What? Those kinds of things are important to remember for a guy, ok?"

I wasn't in the mood to further explain the importance of knowing your partner's flow cycle, as of course, the girls sitting in front of me would know all about that. It wasn't fair. Lesbians have the solid advantage. It took countless tries for me to get it down pact, as Opal would never be so open with me.

Korra decided to wave down the waiter while I further sulked at my bad boyfriend skills. Asami was the one to give me a shoulder nudge, snapping me out of my zone and sighing, lower lip further extended.

"Aw, cheer up, Champ. Maybe Opal has other things going on right now, and she took it all out on you by accident".

Why didn't I think of that? Again, it was so unfair. Women can read one another's minds. I knew Asami was being her normal, nice, understanding self, but I also knew Opal well enough to know that the engineer had nearly rung the mark. I tried to ignore the sinking feeling in my stomach that wasn't from hunger. Something had given, it always does. Whatever had broken between my sweet airbender and me, I intended to fix.

The waiter rushed over to our table, hurriedly refilling Asami and Korra's shared glass.

"Apologies, Ms. Sato and Avatar Korra," said the tall, skinny man, who really reminded me of an older Mako with a bigger stick up his butt, dressed in black and white, his hair sleek and stylish. "Please, allow me to grant a portion of our house noodles, free of charge for your wait".

Asami gave Korra a smile, their fingers interlocked atop the table. Korra took the go ahead to answer on their behalf.

"Uh, sure, thanks," she said, at which Asami added, "Thank you, Dimitri".

To top it off, the girls decided to nuzzle their noses in front of me. Ok, now I am not the sharpest crayon in the box, I know this, but I also know when to take a hint. Obviously, these women were the most valuable source of information on dating that was out there now. They were undoubtedly the cutest and happiest couple I had yet to see.

I would have said so, but Dimitri was about to turn away without so much as an offer of water my way.

"Hey, excuse me!" I called out to his rail-thin back. "I mean, an order of ramen noodles would be nice for me too!"

Eyebrow raised higher than his nose, Dimitri did a half-turn instead of completely facing me, like I was wasting his air. "Oh, I assumed you were the escort for the evening. The past escorts normally eat for cheaper at Ramen's Express before arriving to join Ms. Sato and Avatar Korra".

Though Opal was in my thoughts, she really was, I could not stop myself. Maybe I should have stopped myself, but I didn't stop myself before snickering, "Whoa, wait, you guys have…escorts?"

The billionaire and the avatar gave nearly twin looks that explained it all.

"Male escorts?" I further probed. The couple simultaneously turned beet red, before attempting to take their fancy glass from the other. "I am so telling Mako!"