Title: The Adventures of ATM: Love, Hate and Weapons of Mass Destruction
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, John Cena, Cryme Tyme, The Hardyz, Undertaker, Batista, The McMahons, Maria, CM Punk, LAX, Britney Spears, the Kliq and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: Shawn's troubled marriage gets media attention and ATM are ready to go to war but in the battle for true love will anybody be left standing? The Adventures of ATM continue.
Twenty One - Holy Smoke
McMahon-Helmsley Compound:
North wing:
Linda was serving soup to Lita's mother who was still recovering from the Spear Edge had given her while he was possessed by the devil. She was still in a lot of pain, her ribs were bruised and she couldn't get up without pain shooting through her body. Linda wished Melina was here to work some of her miraculous healing power on her but ATM were a long way from Greenwich, CT and the prospect of the WWE Superstars and their friends finding them before sundown was getting more and more unlikely.
"I'm so sorry you had to go through this, Edge is a good man he'd never hurt you on purpose," Linda insisted sitting on Mrs. Dumas' bedside.
"I don't like him and I never will," Lita's mother responded honestly and Linda sighed.
"That sounds familiar," she said thinking of her husband's hatred for Triple H, a man she loved like her own son.
Mrs. Dumas tried to sit up and Linda guided her so she didn't pull a muscle, Mrs. Dumas smiled at her gratefully.
"Blood is thicker than water," she said warming her hands with the cup of lemon and ginger tea Mrs. McMahon had made for her, "I've never liked Adam, not after what he put my baby through over the past two years,"
"Was it really Edge's fault Lita didn't love Matt Hardy anymore though?" Linda reasoned seeing things from Edge's point of view.
"Are you kidding? He's been married before you know - twice, Lita's just another ring around his finger like Lisa or the one before that I don't even remember what her name is," Mrs. Dumas said indignantly, "But I'm sure she's happily divorced as opposed to unhappily married to that womanizer you call the Rated R Superstar,"
"Okay granted Edge is a bit of a ladies man, but he's still a good person, he's stuck by Lita through all her problems with the Hardyz and their loyal fans, it takes a man to do that and I think you should give Edge the benefit of the doubt, he is in love with your daughter Matt Hardy is not the man she's supposed to be with," Linda argued and Mrs. Dumas nodded.
"Yeah I know that," Mrs. Dumas said, "Shawn Michaels is the man she's supposed to be with,"
Linda fell off the bed with a loud thump, "There goes my sciatica, Shane, Stephanie get in here!" she called to her children who were arguing wit their father about finding ATM before sunset. Shane came in first and Stephanie promptly followed.
"Mom what happened are you okay?" Shane asked his mother concerned helping her up off the floor.
"Yeah I'm fine I just didn't wanna have to go to the hospital while our girls are missing, someone has to run things around here," she said and Vince McMahon took exception to that comment.
"I take exception to that comment," he said.
"Quit hogging the doorway go find our Divas before something terrible happens to them," Linda admonished her husband.
"Why are you still here?" Mrs. Dumas asked and Vince gawked at her like she'd just asked him to donate money to charity.
"Who the Hell are you?" he said insultingly.
"I'm Amy's mom," Mrs. Dumas answered, "You know the woman you successfully ridiculed in front of millions of people all over the world for the last two years,"
"So that's where she gets it," Vince said seeing the resemblance between the two women, "If you wouldn't mind I have problems of my own right now I don't need lip from you or your husband,"
"Her husband?" Linda said confused.
"Yeah apparently Edge promised him $1 million dollars if he gave Lita away at her wedding, and they call me a bad father? I would never pay anyone that kind of money, especially if they go by the name Hunter," Vince said.
"You still haven't explained why you're not out with the rest of the WWE Superstars looking for my daughter," Mrs. Dumas said and Vince scowled at her.
"Do you have any idea how much that bed linen you're sitting on costs huh? More than your entire house that 's how much and if you continue to mouth off to me I'm gonna throw you and your husband out of here!" Vince threatened Amy's mother.
"Oh shut up!" Linda snapped and Stephanie, Shane and Mrs. Dumas stared at the refined Southern Belle in shock at the words that just came out of her mouth, "I'm sick of you treating good people like dirt, especially Hunter who has done nothing but love and support this family for the past 10 years. This woman has been the victim of a demonic attack by one of our Superstars and the only people that can protect her are missing and you're the only person not looking for them, Vincent Kennedy McMahon you're pathetic!" Linda roared and Mrs. Dumas applauded her moxie and cheered her on.
"Woo you go girl," she said pumping her fist in the air and Vince switched on her.
"SHUT UP!" he roared scaring Mrs. Dumas to death and Linda went postal.
"Oh my God!" Stephanie said as Linda tackled Vince to the ground and started wailing on him.
"Mom that's enough!" Shane said pulling his mother back but she was relentless and Vince scrambled to his feet in shock.
"Linda where did you get all this energy from? I could have used you on RAW last year when the rest of us where trying to take down DX!" he said amazed then Linda did a take down on him and Stephanie and Shane both pulled her back up and backed her up against the wall.
"Don't hold me man don't hold me!" Linda said and Shane and Stephanie looked at each other befuddled by their mother's attitude.
"Mom have you been smoking weed?" Stephanie asked Linda, "Cause you're high on something!"
"Let me go!" Linda yelled and pushed both of them back but not too hard just hard enough for her to jump on her husband's back and tell him to apologize to Lita's mother.
"Apologize are you nuts?" Vince said trying to get Linda off his back but she was holding on like a boa constrictor.
"I said apologize or I'm gonna choke you out - sorry Mrs. Dumas I didn't mean to make light of being choked out," Linda said not wanting to diminish the hurt inflicted on Amy's mother by the demon inside Edge.
"No problem I'll let you know when his face turns blue," Mrs. Dumas said and Vince started to panic as Linda applied the time tested maneuver to him with perfect execution.
"Alright I'm sorry get off me dammit!" Vince said and Linda jumped down, straightened her sweater and sat back down to Amy's mom.
"Would you like some more tea Mrs. Dumas?" she said in her genteel Southern accent and Vince baulked at her instant attitude adjustment much to Amy's mom's amusement.
"Well done Mrs. McMahon, you really put your husband in his place," she said as Vince felt his neck to see if it was still there and it was but his balls were missing.
"Just in case you didn't know, Vince may run the business but I run the family, oh wait I mean the McMahon-Helmsley family," Linda corrected herself pointing at Stephanie who gave her mother a hi-five much to Vince's well hidden chagrin.
"You think Triple H is a real saint don't you?" he said to his wife and daughter pulling the videotape from his jacket pocket, "If only you knew," he said and Stephanie frowned at her mother who was as confused as she was.
"What's your father talking about Shane?" Linda said rolling down her sleeves and taking something out of her dress pocket.
"Don't piss him off okay?" Trust me guys, you don't wanna know what's on that tape, especially you Steph," Shane said and he came up to his sister and took her hands in his own squeezing them faithfully, "Just remember blood is thicker than water and the McMahon blood runs deep down in your veins, we love you and Aurora so much and we will destroy anything that tries to steal your joy understand?" he told her sincerely and hugged her.
"Shane what are you talking about what's on that tape?" Stephanie asked getting worried when they pulled apart.
"Come on let's go find those witches before it gets dark," Shane said ignoring her comment and escorting his father to the door leaving Stephanie, Linda and Mrs. Dumas with more questions than answers.
"I got a feeling your father is gonna destroy Triple H with whatever's on that tape," Mrs. Dumas said.
"I'll make sure that won't happen don't you worry," Linda said rolling herself a joint.
"Mom you are smoking weed I knew it!" Stephanie said as Linda took another drag.
"I found it in Hunter's bedroom, this is some good shit," she said and Stephanie stared at her in disbelief.
"Roll me one of those Linda," Mrs. Dumas said, "I need something to calm my nerves,"
"For sho," Linda said and started rolling a joint for Amy's mom, "Steph you cool?" Linda asked her daughter who was too stunned to talk and Linda looked over at her, "I said are you cool?" she asked again and Stephanie smiled realizing this was her chance to prove that she was cool enough to hang with too.
"Yeah mom, I'm cool," she said sitting down next to her mother, "Pass that blunt," she said taking the joint from her mother's fingers and inhaling deeply.
"Easy Steph!" Linda warned her inexperienced daughter as she went into a coughing fit.
"She's a virgin . . . at smoking weed," Amy's mom realized, "Why don't we take the billion dollar princess to school?" she asked Linda who nodded.
"School huh?" I think my baby can graduate with honors, come on Steph follow my lead," Linda said to her daughter and showed her a side of her Stephanie thought never existed and she had Shawn Michaels to thank for it as the weed they were smoking was the weed HBK had confiscated from XPac back at The Rock's house.
"Well Shawn, that's another crime I can hold against you," she said taking another drag and this time she didn't choke.
"She's bad," Amy mom said approving of Stephanie's quick learning skills.
"You have no idea," Stephanie said and the three women laughed hysterically, "I'll see you guys later," she said strutting out of the North wing and out to her father's brand new Hummer limousine ready to escort them to the airport. He wasn't too impressed when she told him that Linda was getting high in their bedroom, but when she told him it was off the weed Shawn Michaels had supplied, putting Shawn Michaels in the main event at WrestleMania 23 didn't seem like such a good idea anymore.
Back at the Portofino Bay Hotel . . .
In room 205, Cameron put Cheyenne on Shawn's stomach and his eyes shot open at the pressure and he made a grunting sound.
"Sssh don't speak, at least not yet," he said to Lita and Shawn grunted something, "No I haven't seen Rebecca why?" Shawn said to Lita and Cameron furrowed his brow wondering why his father was talking to himself.
Meanwhile downstairs . . .
"He did what?" Rebecca gasped at Chris Jericho in Mood Indigo, the hotel's popular bar made famous by her random striptease awhile ago.
"I'm telling you I've got the whole thing on videotape!" Jericho told her and Rebecca stormed out of the bar amongst loads of men asking for her autograph, "Wait where are you going?" Jericho said chasing after her.
"I'm going to have a conversation with my husband, he can't be gay he just can't be!" Rebecca answered pressing the elevator button.
Jericho followed her up to room 205 where Shawn was waiting for her to let herself in.
"Rebecca wait a second!" Jericho insisted but Rebecca marched in and covered her mouth in shock at what she saw.
"Oh my God!" she cried as Edge sat at the top of the huge bed combing Shawn Michaels hair while Cameron and Cheyenne played around on the bed next to him.
"Don't people knock anymore?" Edge said brushing through Shawn's now thick red hair.
"Sorry, am I interrupting you?" Rebecca said indignantly and Jericho stepped back a bit but Shawn motioned for him to come closer, when he did he took his hand and grumbled something.
"What did he say?" Jericho asked Edge who was scissoring Shawn's waist with his long Canadian legs.
"He said, hmmm that feels good!" Edge replied and Rebecca did a double take as her husband purred enraptured by having his hair combed.
"He actually said thank you for taking the kids so we can have some time alone," Edge said and Cameron gave him a warning look.
"I don't mind you combing my dad's hair but I ain't leaving you alone with him," he said crossing his arms.
"Why not?" Edge said and stopped brushing Shawn's hair much to the Showstoppa's chagrin and he pushed back into Edge's arms leaning his head back against his unshaven face and rubbing his nose against it and Cameron's mouth dropped open.
"That's why, come on dad Britney Spears is downstairs let's go hang with her," he said pulling his father off the bed.
"Who the Hell is Britney Spears to be hanging out with you?" Rebecca asked, "She's a pop tart from the Disney Kids Club, Shawn is that the best you can do?"
"Like you care," Cameron said bitterly as his father tried to get away from him and back into Edge's lap, "Why don't you go dance on a pole somewhere mom,"
"Shawn!" Edge cried grabbing HBK as he went to slap Cameron for disrespecting his mom.
"I will not have you talk about your mother like that Cameron you better apologize to her right now or so help me God I will kick your narrow ass up and down this hotel room," Shawn threatened his son his piercing blue-grey eyes back along with his pierced heart tattoo.
"The same hotel room that she did Uncle Nash in? And that was almost a week ago, who knows how many TNA guys she's had in here since then," Cameron replied and Shawn broke away from Edge and went for his son but Edge tripped him up and told Jericho to get Rebecca out of the room now.
"No-one tells me to leave I decide when and where I go!" Rebecca said defiantly and walked over to her son contemptuously, "I was wrong about you, you're nothing like your father he never would have said anything like that to me, thank you for being honest, now you and your sister won't feel so bad when I don't come pick you up after school," she said and Cameron's eyes went wide with terror at the idea of never seeing his mother again.
"You mean you and Daddy are getting a divorce?" he said the tears burning the back of his eyes and Rebecca shrugged indifferently.
"Well if your father and I stay married you're going to have to respect my decision to have a career of my own out here in Florida while your father looks after you and your sister in San Antonio," she replied.
"But that's your job, you're our mom why are you taking your clothes off in public like you're Kelly Kelly or something," Cameron asked confused.
"I'm way hotter than Kelly Kelly," Rebecca said arrogantly combing her fingers through her long blond hair and she cut herself on a piece of glass that was still stuck there from the mirror that Kevin Nash threw her into. She sucked the blood and Cameron saw some drop on the plush carpet and she lied to cover for Big Sexy.
"I must have cut myself on that whiskey glass I held up to Melina's neck, where is Latina Heat anyway? Shouldn't ATM be coming to your rescue right about now Shawnie, to save you from the wicked witch of South Texas?" she said to her husband who was still reeling over what he just heard.
"You took your clothes off in public?" he said and Rebecca looked away unable to stand the condemnation in his eyes as he looked at her, "Rebecca answer me, tell me you did not just come to TNA to be a ring rat,"
Rebecca laughed, "Of course I didn't, ring rats only get one night with the Kings of Wrestling, I've had two," she answered and Cameron lost it. He started destroying hotel furniture and smashing random objects enraged by his mother's reckless behavior and Shawn eventually grabbed him and hugged him through his tears but Cameron broke away from him and kicked him hard on the shin.
"Quit your crying dad, just give mom what she wants and get out of this relationship, it's time to move on and if you won't do it I will!" Cameron roared and Shawn frowned at him, "I'll call social services on mom for putting Cheyenne and I through emotional distress, I spoke to Tristen he's thinking about suing his father for the same thing,"
Cameron walked up to his mother fire burning in his eyes and Rebecca just watched him not affected at all by his emotional outburst, after nursing her husband through rehab for four years she'd grown accustomed to the Michaels' mood swings, "I don't care if I ever see you again," he said and spat in her face.
The room went silent as the grave as the spit hit Rebecca's beautiful face like it was going in slow motion and finally Rebecca came to the reality of the situation she put her family in. Shawn had turned her son against her and they both wanted her to be the old Rebecca, the one everyone could be proud of, the one who only smiled politely and never spoke out of turn, the one she created by herself to get Shawn to put that ring on her finger and she wanted that Rebecca dead, Cameron just made that possible.
"Fine, you stay with your father, Cheyenne come on baby, you're coming with me," Rebecca said holding out her hand to her baby girl but Cheyenne ran over to Edge and hugged him tightly and Rebecca lost her brave image and grabbed her daughter desperately but Cheyenne screamed so loud she thought she was hurting her and let her go back to Lita's fiancé. Cheyenne jumped into Edge's arms crying hysterically.
"Make her go away!" she said, "I want my real mommy!" she cried and Shawn stroked her head trying to calm her down and Cameron shook his head as his mother started crying too.
"That isn't going to work mom," he said, "Either you change back or we all walk it is as simple as that, Daddy doesn't have to put up with this shit,"
"Cameron watch your mouth!" Shawn admonished his son.
"Your son just spat in your wife's face and you're telling him to watch his mouth? Where did you learn to become a father on the Jerry Springer show?" Jericho said and Edge frowned at the loud mouth from Winnipeg, Ontario.
"Go like this," Shawn said and made a face like he wanted Jericho to kiss him and Jericho obeyed, Shawn super-kicked him through the door where the Ayatollah of Rock N' Rolla landed at LC's feet and the lil' Cerebral Assassin just walked over him into the hotel room clapping her hands together impressed with what she just saw.
"You the man Shawn, Hunter says say goodbye to Rebecca and get your sexy ass on the bus, we've got witches to hunt," she said ignoring the unconscious Canadian behind and the crying mom to her left.
"Okay," Shawn said choked up at how messed up things were with Rebecca.
"Today Shawn today!" LC yelled and Shawn frowned at her.
"I'm not deaf LC I heard you!" he said annoyed.
"I know you're not deaf I was only trying to help," LC protested and Shawn grunted again.
"What do you mean how much is Cheyenne eating?" Edge asked him interpreting his noises as he took his baby girl from the Rated R Superstar and grunted again, "What do you mean she's getting heavy? I guess she takes after you,"
"You said I looked great in these jeans!" Shawn protested and LC yawned loudly and looked at her invisible watch impatiently.
"Dad why are you arguing about your weight? You sound like a girl!" Cameron asked frustrated.
"You're right we can argue on the bus, okay Cameron hold Edge's hand," Shawn said to his only son and Cameron gave him a horrifed look, "I don't want you getting lost in the crowd when he hit the lobby now come on take Edge's hand,"
Cameron shook his head furiously, "Okay well hold LC's hand then," Shawn said and Cameron quickly obeyed going red in the face when she kissed him on the cheek.
"That's for putting your mom in her place, I'm very proud of you Cam-Cam," she said fondly.
"It's a good thing Carla's not here right now," Edge said wrapping his arms around Shawn's waist but Shawn shrugged him off.
"Not in front of the kids," he said but Edge insisted on blowing a raspberry on HBK's stomach, "Quit it Rated R, gees between you blowing raspberries, Carlito spitting apples and Hunter spitting water, my baby girl has no chance of being a lady,"
Hey guys, Hunter said he's gonna leave without you," Carla said coming into the room with Cassidy and Charlene who wondered what happened to Chris Jericho and noticed Rebecca crying bitterly in the corner.
"Don't even think about it," Cameron warned her as she reached out to comfort his mom and he pulled his mother up and lay her back on the bed and blew a raspberry on her stomach causing her to giggle loudly. Cameron looked over at Carla who raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"Goodbye mom," he said sadly and Shawn buried his head in Edge's chest not wanting to cry in front of his son but he was heartbroken.
"Can't we work this thing out?" he asked Rebecca one last time and she looked away from him and clenched her fists defiantly.
"No chance," she said, "take your lousy kids and get the Hell out of my hotel room,"
"Rebecca please reconsider!" Charlene cried out to her, "This isn't going to have a happy ending unless you stay with your family,"
"GET OUT!" Rebecca roared and threw pillows at everyone until they finally left.
"Ah let God handle it," LC said throwing a pillow back at her, "there are actually lives worth saving out there; we've got to get to Washington before the witching hour, that's 11pm to those who didn't know,"
Shawn nodded still holding back his tears and he felt a familiar voice calling to him and turned to see Chyna waving at the other end of the lobby. He couldn't hold back anymore and broke into tears in her arms as she drew him into a compassionate hug.
"I tried Joanie but it's no good," he wept.
"So you going to divorce her?" Joanie asked him and he looked up at her through blue-grey eyes and nodded.
"I haven't got a choice," he said soberly, "It's over,"
"Do you accept that?" she asked him compassionately and Shawn dried his tears and thought about it before nodding.
"Yeah, do you?" he asked her and Joanie lost her smile knowing that he wasn't talking about him and Rebecca anymore.
"Hey you guys come on!" Carlito called running up to them from Hunter and Stephanie's bus as they left the hotel amidst a barrage of fans and passersbyers.
"How you doing Shawn?" Randy asked him putting his hand around his shoulder and giving it a loving squeeze. Shawn looked at the bus driver and smiled.
"I'm doing good, but not as good as this guy's gonna be doing when I show him who I found at Universal Studios, hey Hunter look who's here!" HBK said bringing Chyna out for all to see.
"Man its getting cold out here," Nitro said closing his fur coat tightly around his chisled body and he suddenly fell on his butt because the ground had iced over in a matter of seconds. The temperature started to drop rapidly and winds began to blow the palm trees back and forth violently, it was almost like there was about to be a hurricane.
Hunter jumped out of the bus and ran over to Chyna before she turned into an icicle, "Leave me and my family alone!" he demanded and grabbed an arguing HBK and threw him on the bus ushering everyone else on as well and drove off down the icy road as a hurricane battered Orlando and Chyna who was now frozen like a china doll.
"Joanie!" Shawn cried out as his old friend turned to ice, "Stop the bus Joanie needs help!" he yelled at Hunter who ignored him and kept driving straight for the airport.
"Shawn stop it!" he told HBK as he grabbed the wheel.
"She's our friend we have to save her!" Shawn insisted.
"We can't save her she can't get on this bus!" Hunter yelled back.
"Why not?" Shawn asked defiantly.
"Because Aurora wants her dead!" Hunter replied and Shawn couldn't believe what he just heard.
"Since when do you take orders from a baby? Let me off this bus I'll save her if I have to freeze to death myself!" Shawn insisted trying to force the door open and suddenly the bus grinded to a halt and Shawn fell down, "I'm gonna be sore tomorrow," he said getting to his feet and turned to see Stephanie, Vince, Linda and Shane McMahon all looking back at him from outside their new Hummer limosuine, some people never learn he thought thinking back to the damage DX did to the first one back at the WWE pre-Christmas party in the Carribean last December.
"Going somewhere HBK?" Stephanie asked with a cocky McMahon grin and Shawn turned to look at Hunter who's cooper eyes implored him to keep his mouth shut and get back on the bus.
"No I just wanted to write my name in the snow," Shawn replied humorously pointing at the snow that was now falling all over Florida.
"This must have been Aurora's doing," Stephanie said picking up her baby girl from out of her bassinette, "What's got you so upset sweetie?" she said warming her daughter's icy exterior with her kisses, "It's a good thing mommy brought your favorite CD isn't it?" she said to her affectionately while Shane, Vince and Linda climbed aboard and took a seat with the WWE roster and their friends.
"Whoa where was this CD made it's so old," Shane said inspecting the Mariah Carey classic curiously as Stephanie handed it to Hunter to play, "Where was this made?" he asked.
"It says right here, "MADE IN CHINA," Linda said pointing to the bold writing imprinted on the CD case.
Shawn sighed angrily thinking China was more than a country that made great food to both him and Lita while Hunter tried to block out the last five minutes of his life not noticing how hot the bus was getting.
"This is some crazy weather out here in Florida, one minute its snowing now its hot like fire!" JTG said and Shad nudged him and pointed at HBK, "Oh no, quick throw these chains in the snow before they melt!" he said sliding the window open about to throw all his chains out of it when he looked down at the snow rapidly evaporating before his eyes.
"Too late," Shad said as Anointed Amy's Righteous Indignation turned Hunter and Stephanie's bus into a pressure cooker.
"Shawn tell Lita to stop!" Hunter said but HBK was helpless against Anointed Amy's awesome power, Hunter wasn't convinced it was all Lita's doing though, "You can talk to her Shawn tell her to quit it!"
"We have to go back," Shawn said his voice twinned with Lita's, "Joanie's in trouble," she said as everyone tried to get off the bus afraid of dying from dehydration.
"You know what's gonna happen Shawn, I can't go back Aurora will go nuts!" Hunter argued and Shawn's hazel eyes and red hair flared up like a ball of fire, he turned to Hunter and grinned.
"Aurora's powers are nothing but a drop in the ocean compared to mine, now let's go back and get Chyna!" Shawn yelled and Stephanie turned around at the sound of the name she thought she'd never hear again.
"Chyna? What about Chyna?" Stephanie asked indignantly and Hunter gnashed his teeth at Shawn angrily and tackled him to the ground.
"Stop it you two, Shane pull him back!" Vince said trying to separate HBK and HHH and the bus started to cool off and Shawn went back to his normal self the same could not be said for Hunter who was still mad at him for bringing up Chyna in front of his wife.
Vince McMahon on the other hand was ecstatic, "I know why you two are fighting," he said glaring at Hunter who shook his head at the Chairman of the Board pleading with his eyes not to say anything about the videotape but Vince wasn't interested in doing his most hated son-in-law any favors, "Do you want to tell them or should I show them?" he said to Hunter who looked over at Stephanie and then over at the little girl with the sledgehammer about to wield it over Vince McMahon's head.
"Okay Vince you win," Hunter said pretending to be humiliated by the boss, "but before I tell the entire locker room what's on that videotape, I just got two words for ya - turn around," he said and Vince turned to see LC with Hunter's sledgehammer.
"AGRHHH!" he screamed as she bashed it against his chest, smashing the videotape into smithereens and hammered down on it repeatedly until it was completely destroyed.
"And now for my big confession," Hunter said wrapping his arm around his lil' apprentice, "Stephanie, Vince, Shane, Linda, I would like LC to be a part of our family and with her family's permission, I would like to make LC aka Lisa Cornelius Aurora's God sister,"
Charlotte and Dan gasped in glee while Cassidy, Carla and Charlene broke out into a round of applause, Stephanie tried not to have a heart attack and Aurora waved her rattle excitedly. Hunter knelt down to his lil' assassin in training handing her a writ declaring her officially Aurora's God sister, all she had to do was sign it and have her parents authorize it. LC saw that the parent's signature box was already signed but she couldn't believe who signed it.
"You've signed where it says parent's signature," she said to Hunter confused, "Why did you do that?"
Hunter leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Because LC, I am your father," he said and LC jumped so high she hit her head on the bus ceiling and knocked herself out, uttering the words "No way!" just before losing consciousness.