A/N: I am not accepting any more requests until I get through what I have already recieved. I shall notify you when I will be open to your suggestions again. This chapter goes out to HeSwamToFrance. Read and review? Enjoy!
Chapter Based Off: Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Oddity
Clip clop! Clip clop! Clip clop!
"What is he doing?"
"Has he gone mad?"
"Someone should really get him to the school nurse."
"I think he's finally cracked. I always knew that all of those snowballs to the head would do some damage eventually."
"Edward?" Bella voiced, joining the entourage of students, staring oddly at Mike.
"Yes, Bella?" Edward answered, his eyes not moving from Mike as he pretended to gallop around on an imaginary horse.
"What is Mike doing?" Never before had she feared for the boy's health. This time was an exception.
"I have no idea." Edward replied, shaking his head at the spectacle.
"I hope a killer rabbit attacks him." Rosalie scoffed on Edward's other side.
Edward and Bella turned their heads towards the blonde and stared at her skeptically.
Rosalie raised her eyebrow and responded, "What? It could happen."