You'll be happy to know that there's still a lot more of this fic to write, and I have a lot of the ending parts written so it won't take me long to post them. And even when it's done I have an idea for another Zelda fic. I wasn't going to do anymore Zelda fics because I'm mad at Link for making Chris fall in love with him, but then I got this really good idea. I won't tell you what it is because I don't want anyone to use the idea before I post my story, but after I do you can steal it if you like. And then after that I've thought up a sequel to this. It's not nearly as light-hearted as this one though. It's actually pretty angsty and I'm having doubts as to whether I should post it or not. But how 'bout you guys tell me what you think?

We went into the water room and nothing really significant happened. (come on, I'm not gonna write about every room.) Well, okay, Link almost got run over by the giant ice block, but that's it. I promise. Well, there was also... and then when the Freezards surrounded me and I got frozen into a big ice chunk. Oh yeah, and then... There's also when the blue fire caught me and I was totally on fire but I wasn't hot... oh and then... but that's all, I swear... oh and then, never mind.

So then we went into the shadow room.

"Okay, I know you're not gonna know what to do so I'm not gonna waste time waiting for you to ask. Shoot fire arrows at the torches and bridges will appear, but only for a little while so hurry your ass up."

So he shot the torch and we ran forward. He was going straight forward until I realized that we needed to get the key in the chest.

"To the left! Left!" I grabbed his arm and dragged him to the left and we stopped at the chest. "You need to get the key." I panted.

"Oh." He kicked open the chest and got the key out.

''Okay, now we can go forward."

He shot the torch again and the bridge reappeared. We ran until we cam to the green bubble. Link was going to shoot it, but I stopped him.

"We don't have time. Just jump across." So he waited until the bubble was below us and he grabbed my hand and we both jumped across. On the platform where we landed there was a Like Like. I shrieked and Link turned around to glare at me. While he was turned around the Like Like managed to get right behind him. "Link," I stuttered.

"What?" He snapped.

I pointed my finger. "B...behind... you."

He turned around and screamed as the Like Like sucked him up into its mouth.

"Oh shit," I sighed, "Now I'm dead." I thought about trying to kill the Like Like, but I didn't want to kill Link in the process. The Like Like spit Link out and he killed it. I rushed over to him. "Dude, are you okay?"

His face turned eight shades of red. "Am I okay? Do I look okay to you?" He said between his teeth.

"Now, no need to get all angry."

"Oh no, who's angry?"

"No one I suppose." I said, trying to sound confident, though my voice was shaking uncontrollably.

"No, no one's angry."

I sighed with relief.

"But there is someone who's extremely pissed off!" Before I could react, he jumped on top of me and wrapped his hands around my neck. He wasn't really choking me, I could tell because I knew that with his strength, he could make my throat collapse in about three seconds. Thinking of that didn't make me feel much better though. Suddenly he released his grip on my throat and started laughing.

"Gotcha," he laughed.

"Ha. Yea I guess you did." I said, though I was still nervous. "Uh... hey, I'm sorry about getting you eaten."

"Don't worry about it. You can fuck me later."

"What!"

"You think I'm just gonna let you off the hook with just an apology. You owe me."

"What!"

"Even if I have to rape you, you're gonna fuck me."

"..."

"Girl, I'm just kidding. Chill out."

"Oh. Oh, You scared the shit out of me." I said as I breathed a sigh of relief.

"I know, that was the idea."

"Holy crap, that was so not funny."

"I thought it was."

"You scared me. I thought you were serious. I thought you were a tuna stealer."

"A what."

"Nothing." (Tuna stealer. You figure it out.) (Oh, and by the way, I know that part was disturbing, it's just that me and my friends made up these new terms for words that we can't say in front of teachers, and tuna stealer is my favorite so I wanted to use it in here somehow.)

So that's basically all that happened in that room. You know, we got the golden gauntlets and all, so yeah.

We walked into the Fire room and suddenly I remembered it all too well. When I played the game I had killed Link twice in that room. Of course in real life you don't get to press continue. "Oh shit." Just then I noticed how hot I was getting. "Oh shit."

I turned to Link. "Link, I can't stay in here."

"I know. Don't worry I'll be back."

"Damn." Then I left. I waited outside the room for what seemed like a couple of days, but it was really only a couple of minutes. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I walked through the door. I felt like I was being roasted in an oven but I wouldn't leave until I knew where Link was. I squinted my eyes and was relieved to see Link standing on the other side, about to go through the door. I don't know how, but somehow I knew that he saw me too. I turned around and walked out, feeling relieved, though it wasn't a welcome feeling.

Nothing much happened in the Spirit room. Seriously this time. Well except for... never mind.

Last came the Light room. We walked through the door and Link stood still as he saw the ring of chests around him. "There's a catch, isn't there?"

"Nothing good comes for free. Put on your lens of truth."

He did and saw the enemies everywhere. After killing them all he opened the chest in the middle and got the key. Then he made a move to go to the other chests. But I grabbed his arm before he got to them.

"No you don't."

"Why not."

"Some of them may have some goodies but I'm not gonna risk you getting turned into an ice cube. Even though I know icecold would love that." (Sorry. I think you've already figured this out, but for some of the slower one's out there, I'm high. Not really, but I am getting a craving for nicotine. I'm trying to quit though, aren't you proud of me? Let me just give you a serious warning. I only smoked once and I got addicted. But I never smoked after that because I realized how dangerous it is. I still get cravings though. Don't smoke, bad idea. I told you I'm psycho.)

"Who?"

"Nothing."

"I'm getting really tired of hearing that answer."

"Fine then, how 'bout this one: you're too dumb to understand anyway."

"That's better. At least it's honest."

I snorted. "Don't pretend to be a person of good morals. It looks totally fake on you."

"Thank you."

"Stop that."

"Stop what. I'm just being a good person." Then he gave me that psycho doll look. (not Chucky. Think more along the lines of a girl doll.)

"Dude your freaking me out."

"Why? What am I doing."

Don't ask me why, but he was just scaring the shit out of my so I slugged him in the jaw.

"Oww! What the hell was that for?!"

"I'm sorry. I told you to stop."

"Yea, but you forgot to mention that you were gonna kill me if I didn't."

"Oh, you'll live."

I walked ahead of him into the next room which had a triforce on the floor.

"Ooh, I know this one!"

"Holy shit! He knows what to do! I can't believe it!"

"Huh? Oh, no, I don't know what to do, I just meant that I know what that is."

"Oh." I rolled my eyes.

"No, I'm just kidding. I know what to do."

"Good."

He played the song and the chest appeared and we got the key and opened the door. We walked through and found ourselves in a room with boulders rolling around and silver rupees everywhere.

"Have fun collecting them in under one minute." I said as I sat down.

"Under one minute?!"

"Time's a wastin'."

"But if we both work together then we can be sure of making it."

"You're pathetic," I sighed as I got back up and ran to the first silver rupee.

We both went separate directions and made our way around the pole. We met on the other side at the door and walked through. So that was basically all for that room and that meant it was time to go to Ganondorf. We walked up the tower and killed all the beasts, and of course, I didn't let Link get all of the action, and we finally made it to Ganon.