A/N: Sorry for this late update, but we got a song up at the end of the chapter (read the chapter and it'll make sense) so don't get too mad. Shout out to everyone who read and reviewed!

So this chapter sort of follows the R-Patz calls Edward one. AND ANOTHER URGANT MESSAGE, AGES AGO WHEN WE ARE YOUNG AND NIEVE WE DIDN'T CLARIFY WHO WAS FLAPJACK AND WHO WAS PANCAKE

RazzleDazzleBaby - Flapjack, Bells96 - Pancake. PHEW.

Flapjack: *Sighs* Jake?

Jacob: FLAPJACK, YOU FINALLY ANSWERED, WHY DIDN'T U PICK UP MY CALLS LITTLE MISSY?!

Flapjack: Uh…dead battery…sorry.

Pancake: How can it ring if its got a dead battery?

Flapjack: BECAUSE ITS MAGIC!

Pancake: Just like the fact Taylor Lautner just 'turns up' at our door to see a certain crazy-ass breakfast food?

Flapjack: Learn the difference between magic and destiny.

Jake: Uh…Flapjack-

*Leah grabs receiver*

Leah: OMG, YOU'RE WITH TAYLOR LAUTNER!?

Emily: SHUT UP!

Sam: Hey, I'm your imprint!

Emily: And Taylor's hot.

Leah: Cant fight that.

Sam: He aint gonna heat you in the cold.

Emily: Cant fight that.

Flapjack: He's heating me fine and we're all the way over in Alaska!

Emily: You're in Alaska too!?

Pancake: A) Too?. And B), How can you like him when he looks like he's been squished against a window for the last six years…?

Emily: I'm gonna ignore the last comment. Jake dragged me and the rest of the pack out here because he said he 'wanted to see the Eskimo's'…

Flapjack: Oh…

Pancake: *cough* stalker.

Flapjack: Anywhoooo…wanna hear the song I'm going to sing to him?

Pancake: Oh boy…

Flapjack: (YOU READY FOR THIS?).............................I WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH-

*Little men with maracas and hula-skirts in the background.*

Leah: I second Pancakes 'Oh dear'…

Flapjack: COME ON MOVE YO BODY!

Jacob: AHH! Shut up! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Pancake: The fact that you have a brain? I conquer.

Jacob: NO. There's no…no…BEACHES IN ALASKA!?

Emily and Leah: …

Pancake: …

Flapjack: Well…then I change it to…SEX IN THE SNOW!

*Hula men are replaced by Eskimo's and huskies*

Flapjack: I WANNA HAVE SEX, IN THE SNOW. COME ON MOVE YOUR EARMUFFS!

Sam: Earmuffs?

Jacob: I'm hanging up right now.

Pancake: What! You cant just abandon me!

Emily: What do you mean?

Pancake: She wont stop singing that until I kill her.

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A/N: Okay, so we know that was kinda short so we did a remix of the song, Sex On The Beach, just for you to make up for it! In case you don't know the song or you just want the music in the background go to this link: .com/watch?v=kOgb0yotEz8&feature=player_embedded

Sex In The Snow - By Flapjack Lautner.

Oh We Oh We Oh - Da Taylor Man, Da Taylor Man, Da Taylor Man Ho! Oh We Oh We Oh -

Come On There's A Bonfire Tonight, Fluffy And Cuddley People!

Original Queen Lover Rappin Upon The Microphone Yes She Come Like 'El Divido?' And She Sing:

I Wanna Have Sex In The Snow, Come On Move Your Ear Muffs

Sex In The Snow

I Wanna Have Sex In The Snow, Come On There's A Sledge

Sex In The Snow

I Never Gonna Leave You Alone I'm a stalker dowg and my Taylor Panties are on.

She Said Her Name Was Flapjack "Can you put me in your Lunch Bag?"

Mittens On The Left, Snow On The Right, Come And Give Me Lovin' All Through The Night

Do The Wild Thing, Dingalingaling Boy I Wanna Hear You Sing

Da Taylor Man, Da Taylor Man, Da Taylor Sexy Ho! Them All Like To Make Snowmen Now Taylor Them, Da Taylor Man, Da Sexy Taylor Hey!

Boy I Wanna Hear You Sing

I Wanna Have Sex In The Snow, Come On Move Your Earmuffs.

Sex In The Snow.

I Wanna Have Sex In The Snow, Come On There's A Sledge

Sex In The Snow, Come On There's A Bonfire…Alright!

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