A/N After becoming a fan of the movie, Osmosis Jones, I made an OC: a pet hyena for Thrax, named Almira. I decided to introduce her by telling her life story. Her picture can be found in my DeviantART gallery; I go as DarkraixCresselia there.

I own only Almira and any other characters you won't recognize. The ones you DO recognize from OJ are owned by Warner Brothers.

RavageThyCorpse: Thanks :D I love it too :3 Yeah, after the fight, this isn't my favorite part of the movie :(


Looking around, I could see we were on an eye, and we were still in the hospital, with Frank in not-so-good condition.

Thrax and I burst out of the liquid with a loud growl, facing Jones. "Ya just don't know when to quit, do ya, Jones?" Thrax snapped before freezing and lifting his hand. We both looked at it in shock; it was still frozen.

While Thrax was distracted, Jones punched him in the cheek. When he stood there with a gloating look on his face, Thrax punched him back in the face. He tried to swipe him across the face with his frozen hand and punch him twice, but Jones ducked, avoiding all three blows. After avoiding another punch, Jones head butted Thrax in the stomach, making him bend down slightly with a grunt. He walked forward, trying to slash Jones, first with his good hand, then his frozen. Jones ducked back both times and kicked Thrax in the chest, making him stagger backwards a few steps. He tried a roundabout house kick, but Jones jumped up. Then Thrax managed to kick him in the side, making him roll back. He got right back up, avoided another swipe from Thrax, jumped on his bent knee, kicked him in the chest, then did a big one upside the chin. I cringed. Oooh, that's gotta hurt!

With a yell, Thrax spun around and hit Jones across the face with his frozen hand; deciding to stop acting as though I was invisible, I managed to kick Jones in the groin at the same time with my hind feet. He went flying away with a twisted neck.

I noticed with the kick, the ice on my leg got shattered. Looking up, I saw Thrax flexing his now-unfrozen hand. Exchanging a grin, he said, "You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad," He took hold of his chain in both hands and stretched it taut. He and I walked towards Jones, who sat up and untwisted his neck, from behind. "Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it." He wrapped the chain around Jones' neck and pulled both ends up high, choking the cell.

"Looks good on you, Jones." Thrax grinned as said cell gasped. "You wear it well!"

I laughed, noticing Thrax looking a tad-bit crazy in the face. As Jones thrashed around, Thrax continued, "Shame you had come this far from home just to die!" I heard a whooshing sound. Looking back, I saw the eye we were on was starting to blink. My own eyes widening, I pawed at Thrax's leg. Looking over his shoulder, he screamed and shoved Jones in front of him, as if he could protect him. We went flying back as the eye blinked. We fell on its eyelashes.

I nearly fell off, but I grabbed the lash with one paw. Sinking my claws in, I pulled myself up. Looking to my left, I saw Thrax sliding down the lash backwards, holding on with his claws and digging in with his toes. Once we were on the lash and safe, we met up. He glanced at his hands, eyes widening. "That miserable cell's got my chain!" Thrax exclaimed.

Looking around, I saw Jones on the tip of the eyelash. "Wuff!" I barked, pointing towards him. Once Thrax saw him, he and I ran towards him. We didn't notice the eyelash jerking down several times. Had we, our fate might have been different.

Suddenly, we were right behind Jones, Exclaiming, he turned so he was on his back; at the same time, Thrax shoved his burner claw through the cell's chest. As he crouched down over Jones' lower torso, I stood behind him with my front paws on his back and my head over his left shoulder. I noticed Jones had Thrax's chain in his hand, but I guess its rightful owner didn't.

"Can you feel the heat, Jones?" Thrax chuckled evilly, his hair falling in his face. "Too bad you won't be here, to see me break my record, when I take down Frank's pretty little girl." He and I grinned mega-evilly at him as I chuckled darkly.

Glancing down, Jones smirked up at us, "She ain't goin' down,"

"Huh?" Thrax and I looked down in confusion. We realized now Jones had made a hole in his chest, avoiding Thrax's claw, and that Thrax had buried his hand deep into the lash…and he couldn't get it out!

"You are!" Jones finished.

"What!" Thrax gasped worriedly. He took hold of his wrist and pulled as hard as he could, grunting frantically. But his hand was buried deep; he couldn't get it out! I glanced, very worried between Jones and Thrax's hand. When I saw Jones, he split himself from the hole up to his head, slithered back under Thrax and my legs, avoiding us. Looking back, we saw as Jones ran up the lash, he "sewed" himself together; and he still had the chain! I made to go after him, but froze at, "Mira! Help!"

I looked back to see Thrax's terrified face. I had never seen him so scared. Glancing at an escaping Jones for a moment, I ran back to Thrax, grabbed the back of his coat in my mouth and pulled as he pulled his wrist. He let it go and looked back at Jones. "Noooo!" He yelled as Jones ran off.

But for once his chain wasn't his main priority; he had to get his hand unstuck! Setting his right foot by his wrist, he regrabbed it and tugged as hard as he could; at the same time, I pulled his coat back, starting to grow very scared. I jumped when the lash jerked down. "Spit!" Thrax exclaimed, not ceasing his pulling. "It's a falsie!"

Gee, you think? He and I tugged as hard as we could, but before we knew it, the lash fell from the human's lower eyelid, and I found myself gripping it for dear life, with Thrax still stuck as it fell, with us screaming, towards a small beaker of liquid…alcohol!

As we fell towards the cup of alcohol, my life flashed before my-wait, this was where I started. Well, the story's almost over, so I guess I better finish it.

Apparently as soon as the lash fell into the alcohol, Thrax managed to get his hand unstuck. But as if by fate, the lash had turned itself over in midair so we were submerged in the alcohol. As I swam towards the surface, pain shot through my entire system. It felt like thousands of needles poking themselves deep into my skin. I whined in pain as I broke the surface; the cool air only made the pain worse.

When I looked to my right, my eyes widened in horror; Thrax was struggling to stay afloat, screaming in pain. His skin and hair had turned to shades of green. As he struggled to stay above water, looking as though he was drowning, he sunk. His left hand stuck out of the water, the burner claw glowing. Then it dimmed as the hand sunk.

I started to sink as well. With what-little vision I had, I saw Thrax's body sinking very slowly. I realized he couldn't be saved; I couldn't be saved. Jones had won. He had the chain, and Frank would survive. Thrax and I? We lost.

With that thought in mind, I let myself go limp. I felt my life slip away as I sunk in the alcohol; the poison of germs and viruses…


So that's my story. I started out a normal germ in a body, got coughed into a human, was abused for the first year of my life, tamed and saved by Thrax the Muerte Roja virus, and after a year, we tried to take down a regular body…but died failing.

Now you know why I am who I am; why I act like I do. It was because I had a bad past. Your other favorite villains, or even normal dogs could be victims as well. You just never know. So next time you see a villain bent on killing, or a vicious dog tied up in a yard, please stop and think about why they act like that; they may just surprise you…


A/N I took great detail in the battle; it's another of my favorite Thrax bits.

Ahh, the infamous "Thrax Rape Face", every Thrax fangirls' most favorite part :3 I guess I'm one of them; I just giggle whenever I see it.

I hate that part of the movie where Thrax dissolves :'( You can really feel the pain in his screams. I might have changed it a tad to where his body SLOWLY dissolves, but not much.

You think this is the end? Think again :D While writing, I thought up a good plotline for my next OJ fanfic, Osmosis Jones 2: The Enemy is Alive and Well. And guess who are in it? Thrax and Almira :D So I'll be posting an extra chapter; an alternate ending, showing both Almira's POV, and a sneak peek of my next story. Stay tuned ;)