A/N: Wow... this is the first story I was not planning to update today... Just to remind people... I'm writing more, so expect updates when you least expect them.
Hey! It's Beldum. I don't really need to describe myself. Why? Because I'm a freaking talking Beldum! Come on! I'm blue metal thing! And I can talk! Really! Anyways, I like hanging outside of my Pokeball and annoying my trainer. Oh yeah, my trainer is a girl with super powers… Oh and you know those super hero the Sailor Senshi? I know their identities! And if you want…
"Shut up Beldum!" shouted Sammy.
"Let's just start the opening." Said Beldum.
Chapter 21: Let's Get Beldum Back
It was a normal day for the Neo Pokémon Guardians… and Peter.
"And that's why Ash will never ever notice you as a girl." Said Beldum.
That's when Sammy kicked him into a tree.
"And so I says to Mable I says…" said Beldum in a Daze.
"Why do you have Beldum again?" asked Peter with a sweat drop.
"My mom stuck me with it…" said Beth, "Since I decided to become a steel type trainer she thought Beldum would be a good first Pokémon… but no… he had to be a rude talking Beldum… who doesn't want to evolve!"
"I just don't want to evolve." Said Beldum with a shrug.
"But you'll have more than one attack!" said Sammy.
"I don't care." Said Beldum, "It's so much more fun to make fun of you as much as I can."
That's when Sammy turned one of her feet metal and kicked it in the air.
"Ya bastard!" she yelled.
Beldum soared up high… and that's when suddenly a Fearow who was just flying by caught it in its' grasp.
"That… was… weird…" said Maggie trying to figure out what to say.
"Another thing to say is that was improbable." Said Peter with a big sweat drop.
"We have to go rescue Beldum!" shouted Sammy.
"What?" asked Akane.
"Why… I'm the only one who likes Beldum." Said Megan.
"So you do have a soft spot for him after all." Said Beth.
"No… it's not that." Said Sammy adjusting her hat to cover her eyes while at the same time blushing, "It's just that Beldum… knows too much."
The wind blew at everyone stared at Sammy.
"Excuse me?" asked Megan.
"Beldum is a talking Beldum who knows too much… he knows our identities and he knows the Sailor Senshi identities." Said Sammy, "We can't lose him!"
"Yeah, it would be like loosing my worthless cousin." Said Maggie.
"Excuse me!" said Peter.
That's Maggie pinned him to the ground and grabbed both of his arms, causing everyone to sweat drop.
"But Sammy's right. We need to find Beldum." Said Beth.
"And besides, I'm the leader of the group for the time being." Said Sammy.
"But Mina isn't really the leader toe begin with." Said Megan.
Sammy glared at her…
"I would like to point out that steel type moves don't do that much damage to water." Said Megan.
Sammy's glare was harsher.
"I think we should find Beldum… after Sammy's right, it does know too much… And I'm sure someone doesn't want word to get out that she is a Sailor Senshi wanna be." Said Akane.
"What?" asked Megan.
"See…" said Sammy.
"You do hate your costume." Said Beth.
"I hate you all." Said Megan, "Fine...we'll go find it."
"And why you so against finding him." Said Sammy, "Ya are the only one that gets along with it."
Megan blushed and sweat dropped.
"Okay." Said Maggie leaving Peter alone (and in a crumpled heap), "Since I'm psychic… I know where Beldum went!"
"All right let's go." Said Sammy.
The girls began to leave.
"Don't leave me." Cried Peter.
"Oh right! I forgot! We can't leave Peter… he's just like Beldum… he knows too much." Said Maggie.
"You already said that." Said Peter with waterfall tears.
"I know… I wanted to say that again." Answered Maggie.
They all left, meanwhile Mina's other self watched them.
"Idiots." She muttered and decided to follow getting the feeling that the Elemental Council would get involved.
Meanwhile Beldum was in the grasp of the Fearow.
"How am I going to get this thing to drop me?" asked Beldum.
Beldum began to think that's when it came up with something.
"Listen hear you Fearow… what I'm about to say is 100 percent true: This sentence is a lie." Said Beldum.
The Fearow did nothing.
"Oh yeah… that's robots it's works on." Said Beldum.
That's when Beldum sighed, "I'm glad I'm a steel type other I'd been eaten." Said Beldum.
That's when something hit the Fearow. Light enveloped it and began to shape shift into a humanoid form. Beldum was so shocked by this that he began to fall to the ground… Fortunately he remembered.
"Hey! I can float!" said Beldum.
Well, well… what do we have here?" said a voice.
Beldum looked up… and saw Feather.
"Uh…" said Beldum, "Beldum! Beldum… Beldum!"
"I know that weird rude talking Beldum that are with the Neo Pokémon Guardians." Said Feather.
"No I'm not! I don't know where you got that from! Ha! A talking Beldum." Said Beldum.
"You just talked…" said Feather with a sweat drop.
"Oh crap…" said Beldum.
Meanwhile with the Neo Guardians, Maggie suddenly stopped them.
"What's going on." Said Sammy.
"I feel a disturbance in the force." Said Maggie.
"How long have been meaning to say that?" asked Peter.
"Shut up." Muttered Maggie, "Beldum was just taken captive by Feather, we need to change right now!"
"We should have known this would happen." Said Megan.
They went into some bushes and got changed then continued on their way.
Meanwhile With Beldum and Feather. The Fearow monster loomed over Beldum and grabbed it.
"You'll be a suitable hostage." Said Feather.
"Stop right there." Said a voice.
Feather turned to see that the Neo Pokémon Guardians were there.
"Oh yeah… I forgot there's a new girl." Said Feather.
"You will pay for hurting Beldum!" yelled Sammy.
"I thought you didn't like it." Said Feather.
"That's besides the point!" yelled Sammy.
"Just say it! It's because I know too much." Aid Beldum cheerfully.
Sammy threw a rock at Beldum, "Fine… I'll just shut up." Said Beldum.
"I doubt you want to hurt Beldum… so if you want to fight the monster go ahead." Said Feather with an evil smirk.
"Oh we don't mind hurting Beldum." Said Sammy.
"Not at all." Said Maggie.
"What kind of trainer says that?" asked Feather.
"The kind I annoy!" said Beldum whop began to sing "Tubthumping"… You know that song by Chumbawamba…
"Man that's annoying." Said Feather.
"Try living with him." Said Sammy.
"It." Corrected Feather.
"Whatever." Said Sammy.
"And you forgot one thing…" said Akane.
"What?" asked Feather.
"Poison Sting!" shouted Akane using the attack.
The attack hit… however Beldum was not hurt.
"Yay! Freedom!" said Beldum floating away happily.
That's was Maggie used an unnamed Psychic attack on the Gem, turning the Fearow back to normal.
"I'll be back." Said Feather who ran off.
Mina's other self watched this fight, from the nearby trees.
"Okay… I'll give them this one." She said.
The Fearow began to fly away… but Beldum topped it.
"You know… I think you need to learn a lesson!" said Beldum, "Headbutt!"
Everyone gasped when Beldum did that.
"Since when can Beldum use Headbutt?" asked Peter.
"Iron Head!" shouted Beldum.
Everyone continued to gape.
"Okay! Where did Beldum learn that move!" said Megan.
"Zen Headbutt!" shouted Beldum.
"Okay! Where did Beldum learn all of those moves." Said Sammy twitching.
Beldum flew back down once Fearow was defeated.
"So… did I do good?" asked Beldum.
"Beldum… where did you learn that?" asked Sammy.
That's a secret." Said Beldum, "And I thought you didn't need to know… because I thought it would be fun if I didn't tell you!"
Sammy began to get angry she turned her to metal. "Why you!" she yelled out kicking it into the air…
That's when an Altaria caught it midair.
"What…" muttered Sammy twitching.
Everyone remained silent… Maggie was the one who broke the silence.
"Well someone has to say it: here we go again!" said Maggie.
Mina's other self was watching, "They're all idiots." She muttered.
And so… for the second time that day, they had to go rescue Beldum from a flying Pokémon…
Next Time: When the group (and Beth's boyfriend visiting) goes to a nice forest cafe... they learn something shocking: Not only does Megan's family run it... Megan isn't an only child and her older sister isn't exactly the nicest person. What will happen? Find out next time!