NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS A COMMERCIAL! HAHA. BUT READ IT TILL THE END, I HAVE SPOILERS TO MY LATEST FIC THAT I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY AND WAIT FOR.

Well, I have to say, this is a really nice story (haha)

Kidding... Hi... it's me, the author, reviewing my own work. My first finished fan fic. I'm working on multiple projects simultaneously and I lost some of my 'inner fire' to continue writing fan fics when I saw that my story just got 41 reviews all in all. Not that I'm not satisfied, it's just that I read several stories who have just 10 chapters or something, but got a whopping 100 reviews or so for that.

Perhaps I really wasn't a good writer as I thought I was.

But when I re-read this fic and viewed the reviews, my story is amazing. I was amazed with myself (laughs). Really. All of my errors are typographical. Others... well, I'm clumsy.

I want to thank Blacklepperd-san. You've been so good to give me that award (and added to the fact that I made you read an IchiHime fic that you didn't originally like). I'm deeply honored that you didn't have to go to the bathroom while reading my story (hey, you said you didn't throw up). Anyway, thanks to those who reviewed and I endorse my other stories that I'm sure you'll like.

Cut Off My Wings (Rated M) - Hiruma and Mamori (Eyeshield 21)

Mamori's Secret - Same pairing, same rating, same anime as the first one mentioned.

Make Believe (Rated M) - Sendoh and Haruko (Slam Dunk)

Encounters (Rated M) - Echizen Nanjiroh and Echizen Rinko (Prince of Tennis)

'tis all... farewell.

Conversation:

directX07 as Sekra07…

Sekra07: (sobs and huffs)

Daisuke: Don't cry Sekra-san. You made a nice story.

Sekra07: Thanks, Daisuke-kun. (pecks little boy on the cheek)

Ichigo: Don't feel bad just because you got 41 reviews for a lengthy story. I'm sure many people read and liked it. They're just too lazy to review.

Orihime: And you have plenty of people who loved your story – blacklepperd-san, magicsmith-san, vfergus-san… many, many more!

Sekra07: Thanks guys. And I have another confession…

Ichigo: What is it?

Sekra07: I'm being drawn by Naruto's magnetic force again!

Ichigo: NOOO! I thought you love Bleach.

Sekra07: (laughs) Just kidding! I love Bleach. I'll never go for another anime. I'm just getting 're-interested' in Naruto.

Toushirou (pops in): I remember now. Bleach made you leave Naruto in the first place.

Naruto (pops in): Hey! No fair!

Sekra07: Shiro-kun is right, Naruto-kun. After watching twenty or so episodes of your anime, I started watching Bleach, and I abandoned you. I sorta left for the greener pasteurs…

Naruto: So you're saying Bleach is better than Naruto?

Sekra07: Not that! I like you both. I just like Bleach more. I have things for storylines, and I love this anime's storyline more. For plenty of reasons.

Ichigo: But what do you mean by getting drawn again to Naruto?

Sekra07: (smiles stupidly) Well, I saw shippuden, and Sasori… and he's so hot! And cool!

Toushirou: Wait, I thought I was your all-time crush?

Sasori (appearing): Do you have to take all the glory, Hitsugaya Toushirou?

Toushirou (unsheathes his katana): Sit upon…

Sekra07: Stop it you too. I don't want to start a ruckus between Bleach and Naruto.

Naruto characters appear

Sekra07 (swoons at the sight of Akatsuki): OMG! I have Akatsuki in my presence! OMG, OMG!!

Konan (laughs): Get a hold of yourself, girl.

Pein: Are there any good villains in Bleach?

Voice: Looking for us?

Espada appears

Sekra07: The Espada! OMG! They're here too?! I could die with happiness!

Pein: Data on this people, please.

Tobi: Tobi wants to know beautiful lady with blonde hair!

Halibel: 3rd espada, Halibel.

Tobi: Pretty name!

Sekra07: Well, I'm the one to introduce you all. Espada, this is Akatsuki, the infamous organization of S-ranked criminals who left their shinobi villages and aimed to lead the nations by collecting kyuubis.

Barragan: Kyuubi?

Sekra07: Hai… Powerful fox-demons with various numbers of tails.

Stark: Sounds stylish.

Deidara: Pieces of art!

Sasori: Everlasting art.

Sekra07: Oooh! Sasori-sama… (drools)

Konan: Hey, get on with your introduction.

Sekra07: (snaps out of it) This is Pein-sama, their leader. The others – Konan, the only girl, Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu, Tobi, Deidara, Sasori the Handsome, Itachi, and Hidan.

Akatsuki: Yo…

Sekra07: And this is the Espada, the select 10 of Aizen Sousuke.

Hidan: And who the hell is this man?

Aizen: I'm here. No need to explain, sekra-chan. I'll take care of this.

Sekra07: Hai.

Aizen: I am Aizen Sousuke, leader of the Espada. Unlike them, I'm a shinigami. They're hollows turned into arrancars and numbered 1-10 according to their strength.

Kakuzu: Naruto's characters are far less complex. Bleach has these hollows, shinigami, arrancar… bla bla…

Byakuya (turning up): We, the characters of Bleach, are far too high to be understood by the likes of you.

Kakuzu: And who the heck are you?!

Byakuya: 6th…

Rukia: Nii-sama! Please stop first.

Aizen: As I was saying, these are my select 10. 1 being the most powerful and 10, the not-so powerful. (Yammi snorts). I will introduce them from the number one. Barragan, Stark, Halibel, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Grimmjow, Zommari, Sayelaporro, Aaroniero, and Yammi.

Hidan: I want to test these punks' skills.

Grimmjow: Tche… as if you'll last.

Hidan: Bring it, Blue Boy!

Grimmjow: Blood monster…

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Sekra07: This is getting out of hand.

Sakura: You're right, Sekra-san. Time to introduce the protagonists to each other!

Sekra07: Yeah! You're right. Well, come out heroes!

Heroes come out

Sakura: Look at that guy Naruto! You both have orange hair!

Naruto: Che… I'm greater than he is.

Ichigo: Uzumaki Naruto, right? My name is Kurosaki Ichigo (goes into shinigami form and takes out Zangetsu) And this is my zanpakutou, Zangetsu. He loves meeting new people.

Naruto gulps: Yeah…

Sekra07: Hey! You're supposed to be the lead characters! Behave!

Sakura: Hi! I'm Haruno Sakura, medic-nin from Konoha.

Rukia: Hey! We have a healer too! (drags a blushing Orihime)

Orihime: Konnichiwa. I'm Inoue Orihime.

Jiraiya appears: (takes Orihime's hand and kisses it) You are a beautiful young lady, Inoue-san.

Naruto: Stop hitting on her, Jiraiya-sensei! You're too old.

Jiraiya walks away, defeated: You're so harsh Naruto!

Sekra07 (grins evilly): Wait… Stop. Bleach and Naruto will get to know each other, don't worry.

Naruto and Ichigo: What do you mean?

Sekra07: The Bleach cast is visiting Konoha.

Captains: Nani?!

Sekra07 (nods): Yes, you heard it right! Folks, I'M MAKING A BLEACH AND NARUTO CROSS-OVER THAT I'LL BE POSTING IN BOTH BLEACH AND NARUTO FAN FIC 'DEPARTMENTS.' TUNE IN FOR IT. I DON'T WANT TO POST THIS WORK IN ANIME X-OVERS SINCE PEOPLE RARELY VISIT THAT PART OF .

Rukia: Oh! What title is it? Any pairings?

Sekra07 (grins): Yup! A lot of cross-over pairings. And I'm gonna center it on two characters.

Everyone: Who?

Sekra07: Copy Ninja and the God of Flash.

Sasuke (mouth drops open): The God of Flash? A Bleach character with Kakashi-sensei? Is this a yaoi fic? You just said 'God' of Flash.

Sekra07 (shocked): Wow, Uchiha, you suddenly got very talkative.

Sasuke reddens.

Kakashi (suspiciously staring at Sekra): You mentioned me? Why?

Sekra07 (whistles and disappears): Nothing!

All: Hey! Wait!

Sakura: Hey, Orihime-chan, who is this God of Flash? A man?!

Orihime (giggles): Wait and see, Sakura-chan. I can't afford to expose Sekra-sama. Her creativity will waste.

Ichigo (whispers to Orihime and Rukia): Shocking… Shihouin Yoruichi and Hatake Kakashi?! Unusual indeed.

Sekra07 (in her hide-out): Ssh… Be quiet folks. BleachXnaruto cross-over from a pairing I imagined in my dream. And Kakashi is just so HOT! Anyway, Yoruichi is going to be shocked.

Yoruichi (appears behind me): Why would I be shocked?

Sekra07 (runs): Bye!!

Yoruichi follows with flash steps.

TITLE OF MY CROSS-OVER FIC: CHASE ME – BLEACH VISITS KONOHA.

Main Pairing: Shihouin Yoruichi and Hatake Kakashi.

Rating: T

Tune in!!