Marune: Hey, do we have any more pasta?
Vr: Check the fridge.
Marune: (opens the fridge and a note falls out) Huh?
To the bastard who ate my sandwich,
I understand that you're too hungry to eat your own food and that's okay! I don't mind at all! I can always make myself another sandwich, right?
Anyways, we all need a little something "hot" every once in a while.
Marune: Is this supposed to mean anything?
Vr: Nu, you can just get rid of it.
Vr: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host Vr! (glances around the room) 5...4...3...2...1...
Kai: (something kicks in) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
Vr: That's for taking my sandwich for the 12th time in a row, ya hothead!
Kai: THAT WAS YOUR SANDWICH!?
Vr: I guess he didn't see the "Vr's food. Don't touch unless you want an arrow sticking out of your butt." note I leave on my food every time.
Kai: Wut...
Vr: Anyways, let's get into the dares! Kai has to light Chen on fire for who knows how long!
Chen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-oh wait...
Kai: (pulls out flamethrower) This is gonna be fun! (sets Chen on fire)
Vr: I wish I bought some marshmallows. Wait, is that my flamethrower?
Kai: I...uh...I...found...it?
Vr: (grabs flamethrower and sets Kai on fire. Yes, Vr owns a flamethrower because I said so.)
Lloyd: Sucks to be you, Kai.
Kai: Shut up.
Vr: Yeah Lloyd, because you're next!
Lloyd: Crap. (gets turned into a baby) Wut...
Misako and Garmadon: AW, OUR SON'S ADORABLE! (Misako picks him up while Garmadon pinches his cheeks)
Lloyd: I will gladly stab you if you keep torturing my cheeks, Dad.
Vr: Heh, he does look cute. Next dare is for...
Cole: Please...no dares...
Vr: I can hear you, Cole. That doesn't mean I'm on your side.
Cole: Just tell me.
Vr: Say chicken 10 times fast. Fail, and I give you a shower. With a bucket.
Cole: 0_0 (deep breath) Chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken! I did it!
Vr: (throws water bucket at Jay) Damn it. Kai, switch bodies with a friend.
Cole: Does he even have any?
Vr: That question has been asked many times. (Kai and Jay switch bodies) There, was that so hard?
Kai: This body sucks.
Jay: Yours isn't so better.
Vr: Shaddup, both of you! Now Zane has to watch episode 34.
(one episode 34 later)
Zane: (huddled in a ball in the corner) Why...why animators, why...T_T
Vr: Poor guy. Maybe this will cheer him up. (whispers dare to Jay)
Jay: Fine (goes over to Nadakhan)
Nadakhan: What do you want?
Jay: Can I have 3 more wishes?
Nadakhan: -_- No.
Jay: OH REALLY!? IS THIS HOW YOU WANNA DO THIS!? THEN I'LL RELEASE THE SERPENTINE ON YOU!
Nadakhan: I don't care.
Vr: You only get three wishes Jay, you know that well. Nya, tickle your demon of a brother for 5 minutes.
Nya: (tickling Kai)
Kai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT, OR ELSE!
(4 minutes and 59 seconds later)
Kai: Haha...haha...I'm gonna get you Nya.
Vr: Classic sibling rivalries. Wu and Garmadon are having a skate-off at a skate park!
Garmadon: -_-
Wu: Admit it brother, I'm a better sensei, master, and skater than you.
Garmadon: Uh-uh, sure.
(at a skate park)
Wu: (rides up and over a steep ramp) BEAT THAT!
Garmadon: (rides up the ramp, flips over everything, and slaps Wu and the way down) BEAT THAT!
Wu: -_-
Vr: Garmy wins and that's final!
Misako: I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO CALL HIM GARMY, NOT YOU!
Vr: I DON'T CARE! Now, the villains have to communicate via writing or sign language for 10 chapters and Marune can't hurt anyone for 10 chapters. Compared to everything else we do, that's easy.
Jay: That's what she said.
Vr: Shut up Jay. Kai, have a drinking contest with Wu.
Wu: YES!
Kai: Wut...
Vr: (wearing a whistle) Okay, there are dozens of teapots and a bunch of cups in front of your. When I say go, you need to fill the cup with tea and drink it.
Kai: I'm gonna fail, I just know it.
Vr: (blows whistle) GO!
Kai and Wu: (drinking like mad)
Kai: (passes out 23 cups in)
Wu: (drinks every last drop) DRINK ALL THE TEA!
Vr: Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing right now. Jay, you need t- (whispers dare)
Jay: (grabs a bunch of hair styling stuff and works on styling Zane, Marune, and Kai's hair) Hehehehehehehe...
Vr: What did you do?
Jay: Got even with them. Best dare I ever did.
Cole: Look behind you, dumbo.
Marune: (holding daggers)
Zane: (holding a machine gun)
Kai: (fist on fire) Get him.
Jay: (screams and runs off)
Zane and Kai: (chasing after him)
Marune: (looking at the dares)
Vr: You look weird with your hair straightened like that.
Marune: (hair suddenly turns normal)
Vr: Lol. Cole! (whispers dare to Cole)
Morro: *What the hell is going on? What's Cole's dare?*
Cole: (throws a water balloon at Morro) SURPRISE MOTHERFAAKA!
Morro: *I'll get you for that!* (runs after Cole)
Vr: Run Cole, run! Zane, act like a prissy princess.
Zane: (holding a scared Jay in one hand and a machine gun in the other)
Jay: Forgive me? It was just a-
Zane: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Jay: 0_0
Vr: Do it, Zane, do it!
Zane: ...no...
Vr: You're no fun! Next dare! Lloyd, listed to JB for 6 hours straight!
Lloyd: T_T
Vr: Go ahead! (dumps a pile of Mature Glacier, Jaya, and Greenflame in front of the villains) Go ahead, read. Oh, and this all happened in the show XD.
Villains: 0_0
Vr: I know right! Kai, you're Kurogane and Jay's Fai.
Kai: (dressed as Kurogane) This is pointless.
Jay: Ooh, I like this costume.
Vr: Figures. Cole is now a grizzly bear for one minute.
Cole: (turns into a bear) -_-
(on minute later)
Vr: Last but no least, the villains all get the most awesome kind of mustaches evah!
Marune: What?
Vr: BACON MUSTACHES!
Villains: (with bacon mustaches) -_-
Vr: Aw come on, it's awesome!
Never underestimate the power of bacon mustaches.
I wonder what Vr put in the sandwich so she could find out who kept stealing them from her.
Send in those dares!